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That one guy who wrote that one fic. Loves OctaScratch and Fallout: Equestria. Has a PhD in spelling. ...No, not really.

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That cover pic!



Gotta say, this was definitely as funny as was sexual, very well done.  Also those Daring Do titles made me laugh non-stop for a good few minutes.  Might I suggest Daring Do and the Righteous Publisher next time?  Or maybe, Daring Do and the Bloodsucking Agent.

Once (when they'd all got incredibly drunk), Bon-Bon had confessed that her wife absolutely loved belly rubs.

Ah, yes. The epitome of pleasure. Lyra's one dirty pony.

Anyway, I thoroughly enjoyed this. It was humorous, cloppy, and, most of all, very well written. If I had control over such things, I would strap a couple of rockets to its sides and send it to the top of the featured box. I wish I could say more, but I just woke up and lack the mental capacity to do so. Maybe I'll comment again later. Keep up the awesome work; I can't wait to see what you write next. :pinkiehappy:

Have a picture


Okay... I see what this is. You're just trying to one-up my story, It Takes Three to Tango. (Warning: The aforementioned story does contain clop... although, so does this one, so I don't think anyone should really object to it)

I am forced to fav this on general principles.



Well, fancy seeing you here. :rainbowwild:

Must read it, right now.:twilightoops:

All clop involving Octavia and Vinyl must include at least a reference to Sir Morning Glory.

This is now a rule! :pinkiehappy:

Holy shit. You actually did it. And I thought it was just a bluff.

Oh, and I think you forgot this at the end:


And then psp copy/pasted this story for the "An Island…" foursome and lived happily ever after. The end.


A foursome between my favorite ponies that are not in the mane 6!  You, sir or madame, have just answered all of my prayers!

Dammit, now I want a scene with the bass dildo.


Wait, did I just seriously say that?

...JFC, I'm one naughty filly.



Jamestown Fried Chicken? :rainbowhuh:

Welcome to the Featured Box once more, Josh.

>>2531697 He could have been in there sooner if he would use groups :trixieshiftright: Gotta do everything around here...

And here I thought you didn't write clop. Silly me. :rainbowlaugh:

Okay, psp. Just because it's you writing, I'll give it a fair chance! :raritywink:


Nice titles. :twilightsmile:


Still waiting for your foursome, man. :raritywink:


I'll try to read your fic once I have some free time! :pinkiehappy:


Principle is best pony. Wait a minute...


Do eeeet, filllyyyy!!!


A rule of hoof.


Scots don't bluff. They just pretend they bluff so that you think they bluff but they don't.




Half a year? :trollestia:


Sir, and thank you! ^_^


AAA she knows Kung-fu! *Runs away*


Thank you. It's warm'n'cosy.


Thanks :twilightsmile:


Thank you!


I'm getting halfway done each time I work on it.

Damn asymptotes.

Tis alright I guess, I don't understand how this is supposed to be a craptastic story like the group claimed. Anyways, like many clop stories I have a hard time believing that this belongs in the feature box, but way to go. It's the first one in a while that has actually deserved a small place in the feature do to it being written so well. Although I don't like the idea, that's just me pondering about imaginary couple ponies and the swinger life style. I just have a hard time seeing it I guess.


Thank you for your honest feedback. I too wonder why it hit the Featured Box so suddenly, as I see this story as a silly little thing I wrote just for the fun of it. :twilightsmile:

>>2532078 Yeah, I've always wondered why silly stories get more recognition.


Maybe it's because we all need some silliness in our everyday life? :raritywink:


Nice! :pinkiehappy:

(Btw, finished recording the guitar. Confound you and Preto, you drive me to deviate from the score!)

Wow, the script writers are geniuses!" the white mare exclaimed in a genuine tone, taking in the information from the screen wide-eyed.

"Genii," the cellist corrected her wife with a slight frown.

... Genii is an obscure plural form of Genie, not Genius. Geniuses is correct.


No, it's a Latin word and follows the rules of Latin grammar. In Latin, though, it meant primarily the 'evil genius' that led people's actions and stood behind their ideas. While the form 'geniuses' is appropriate, I feel like sticking to the original. :twilightsmile:

it was amazing:pinkiehappy:

and with lyra and bon bon was 20% cooler:rainbowkiss:SOOO AWESOME

Lyra and Bon-Bon have been married for a long time. So have Vinyl and Octavia. They are all good friends

Well that has to be PSP7...

:eeyup:Eeyup.  How did I know?

Can't wait to read.

That was pretty awesome.  A great read.  I am looking forward to reading more from you in the future.  Keep up the great writing!

Best clopfic I've read in awhile!  My head cannon loves the characterization Uve given them! Wonderfully done!

Damn it Josh XD

Meanwhile, in the bedroom drawer, one Sir Morning Glory shed a single tear of loneliness.

Or he would have, if he had eyes.

So... awesome.... :rainbowderp:

>>2533907 He has one.

If you completed that thought, you're going to Pony Hell. But I'll have a better seat.

(front row!):pinkiehappy:

EDIT: awesome story


He does have one i, in his title of Sir. And you act as if I wasn't already going to hell. I've done things that should earn me, at the very least, a high five from Satan or whoever's n charge right now. Was it Pluto? It was Pluto last time.

I disliked it, yet I knew I would. I mean you break all kinds of stupid. It was stupid, stupidly funny, strange and as pornish as any clop fic I've read has gone. I wish to slap you, the person who helped you on this, your characters and myself for reading this piece of strangeness and stupidity. Not that it wasn't well written, oh the writing was fine (only one spelling mistake I caught). But the premise, the characters, the whole damn thing is stupid and unrealistic.

I'm not disliking simply cause I know why you did it, I had already told my thoughts before it was even written and I didn't punch my computer.


Thank you!


By seeing my name next to the story? :pinkiehappy:


Thanks! :twilightsmile:


Thank you! :heart:


Ty, I had to do it! :twilightsheepish:


Thank you very much!


I'm really sorry you didn't like it. I wrote this little thing for the fun of it and wasn't prepared for the attention it'd receive. I don't think I'll ever write something of the kind again; still, I tend to write what I enjoy writing, strange as it may seem.

Again, I value your opinion, and thank you for humouring me. :twilightsmile:



Ahem. Gentlemen.


I'm fully aware of the story of Sir Morning Glory.

I did a rhyming.

She tasted strangely... violet, Bon-Bon observed, if colours could ever describe taste.

Uhm...  violet is a flavor... my favorite flavor of gelato, in fact...

Now I want some violet gelato, in a very non-metaphorical way.


Now I'm all sad because i cant give them belly rubs :ajsleepy:

This was... very well-written. Funny as all heck and strangely tender and sweet. *Shrug* Sexy as well. :pinkiehappy: Four hooves up! Or maybe sixteen hooves up... :trollestia:

Very well written. like AND fave. Hope to see more of you and your amazing writting. :pinkiehappy:

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