Gunther Hermann's Quest for Orange Soda

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Gunther Hermann travels to Ponyville for orange soda since UNATCO's maintenance guy keeps wiring the soda machine to only serve lemon-lime.

Gunther hates lemon-lime

Proof-read by TheArcadeLords and TJbrena

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Walrus King

Walrus King #1 · Feb 23rd, 2013 · · ·

YES! All of my yes, it's yours. My hero!

Red Fox14

Red Fox14 #2 · Feb 23rd, 2013 · · ·

...Get your mind out the gutter, please.

I started laughing at that and couldn't stop. Tia, you troll....

Gene_Roddenberry

Gene_Roddenberry #3 · Feb 23rd, 2013 · · ·

Haven't read yet, but wondering...

...does he get a skull gun?

"I vill need a veapon."
*gives a knife*
"Zat vill be adequate."
*runs outside to attack auto turret droid.*

EDIT: Read, fav'd and liked!

tragicCaligula

tragicCaligula #4 · Feb 23rd, 2013 · · ·

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An original idea of mine was that one of the Cakes kids, Pumpkin Cake, grows a liking to Gunther and floats onto his head for a nap, and when Mr. Cake went to get her off, Pumpkin blasts Mr. Cake away with his magic. And Gunther would reply, "Now zat is vat I call a skull gun!"
Thanks for the read.

Joey JoJo

Joey JoJo #5 · Feb 23rd, 2013 · · ·

"The princess said that you could have these cans if you do one teensy, little thing for me," Pinkie cooed. "Seeing how there is a bed right next to us, why don't we start now?" Pinkie's grip grew tighter.
"Ich werde dich töten, Celestia." Gunther said with a heavy breath.

Fucking brilliant
Just absolutely brilliant. All the Pinkie Pie parts of the story were gold and I give you a thumbs up

tragicCaligula

tragicCaligula #6 · Feb 23rd, 2013 · · ·

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Thanks, mate.

CM12

CM12 #7 · Apr 10th, 2013 · · ·

Adding this to the new Deus Ex group.

tragicCaligula

tragicCaligula #8 · Apr 10th, 2013 · · ·

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<3

CM12

CM12 #9 · Apr 10th, 2013 · · ·

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You're welcome. Hop in sometime, we could certainly use more members.
Oh, and time to get my lazy, lazy ass in order and read this. The chapter name alone made me lol for some reason, I read it in Gunther's voice.

CanterlotGuardian