Lewis, Something Magical Has Occured

by Haybales22

What the Buck is happening?

Lewis removed his hoof from from Simon's mouth, and took a step back. He looked at Simon.

"A jaffa cake" Simon whispered, then giggled and bounced in a circle. Lewis shook his head and started walking. He didn't know where, he didn't know why, but he had to get the hang of walking as a pony. He walked along the road, and Simon flew alongside him, occasionally doing a backflip or frontflip mid-air. "So where are we going, Lewis?" Simon was just as scared and confused as Lewis was, but he tried to make the best of the situation.

"I don't know Simon. I want to find a town, find some people, find a way to contact Hannah, find a way back to England. Anything that can help us." Lewis didn't look at Simon as he talked, as he was staring at his hooves so as not to trip over rocks or step in holes. Simon thought about what Lewis had said.

"What if there are people. Humans. But we're ponies, and humans can't understand ponies. We can understand eachother because we're both ponies, but we couldn't understand ponies. well, I couldn't, and you never mentioned being able to talk to horses, did you?" Simon was trying to cheer Lewis up, trying to make him smile, laugh, anything other than the troubled expression that he currently had.

Lewis spun around suddenly and turned on Simon, pushing him with his head. "This is one big joke to you isn't it? We are trapped in a strange place, we are currently not human, we are horses for bucks sakes! Do you not understand?!? HORSES! LITTLE COLORFUL HORSES WITH WINGS AND HORNS AND CUTIE MARKS! YOU ARE AN APPLEBUCKING PEGASUS!!! YOU HAVE A BISCUIT ON YOUR ASS!! GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK GINGER SKULL THAT THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!!" Lewis was seething with rage and screaming at Simon, who had curled into a ball and was staring into the previously brown eyes, which were now ignite with red flames. A tear rolled down his cheek as he tried to find words to make it better. He found one.

"Cake." he whispered.

lewis had turned around again and was walking away from him, but he stopped. "What?" Simon stood up and tried to look strong.

"Jaffas are cakes, not biscuits." He immediately knew he had said the wrong thing.

"Nopony bucking cares Simon. Nopony..." And with that, Lewis walked away, his head hung in shame, sadness and anger.

In another part of the universe, Hannah was kneeling over what used to be Lewis, crying and wailing. The neighbors had heard the explosion, wailing and screaming, and had called the police, ambulance, and upon seeing that the curtain had been set aflame by the fire atop the monitor, the fire brigade. Hannah wouldn't let them take him away. He couldn't be dead, he just couldn't, but he was. The paramedics had pronounced him so, and were trying to zip him into a bodybag. The paramedic looked to a police officer, who nodded and grabbed Hannah's arms and dragged her away from Lewis's corpse, kicking, screaming and crying.

Comments

[Kyle_67]

Make more! You are a very talented writer, and I want to see more!

[Haybales22]

1991616 By the time I'm done with this story, you'll prob be sick of it. I don't know whether to make a happy ending, or sad one. Oh well, won't put out any spoilers.

[Camoskull]

You... you monster.

[Haybales22]

1991829 Ok jeez. I'll try, but no guarantees. you cant even find me
, so how will you? You don't know where I live. (Hint: its Canada)

[Haybales22]

1991850 What?

[Yolaf]

Ho oh? i story about yognaughts. This looks intresting!

[Haybales22]

1993973 Yes, Im pretty sure

[Archmagejay]

DAMN IT NOW I'M SAD
Hanna Didn't deserve that...
MAKE IT A HAPPY STORY DAMN IT!!!
or latest don't make it any sadder... pwease

Um... just noticed that there isn't a sad tag... so ignore the top half of my comment please

[blastdragon]

There are only 2 chapters and I already want the rest of the Yogscast follow Simon and Lewis to Equestria. Don't know how Duncan, Hannah, Sips, Sjin, Strippin and Martyn will react but I want, no NEED, to know.
But why is Simon not at Yogstowers at the beginning? They have their own offices where they record all the videos.

[blastdragon]

1998590
I personally don't like Rythian (and Zoey). But to complete the group they can also come. And maybe the fic will make me appreciate them a little bit more...

[blastdragon]

1998643
Then Area 11, Nilesy, Turps, Minty, Parv and Ridge also have to come. And don't forget the pseudo-yogscasters like Toby. Think the group will be too big when we do the whole Yogscast. And I'm certain there are a few individuals we never want in Equestria. I'm just know that Ridge will find a way to hack reality and fly around while spawning TNT (the same could be said of Simon but I trust him a little bit more).
Now I think about it, the Yogscast-crew is just too big too write into 1 HiE-fic. But as individual fics it could work. Dibs on Martyn, Toby and Strippin in Equestria!

[blastdragon]

1998769
Cast And this one is doesn't show all members of Area 11 and also Zoey is missing. Most of them will never do a let's play cause they are only for support but they are certainly Yogscasters.

[Haybales22]

For everyone who is asking for the whole yogscast, no. Just Simon and Lewis. Nobody else, maybe Hannah, but thats only if I decide on a happy ending.

[JadeHarley]

2003479 aww man.i was looking foward to duncan in equestria.

whatever.it dosent really matter.

[dust shine]

[Gizmo Gear]

*raises from the dead*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHH!!!!*falls back in grave dead*