There was a time when the ponies did not have smoothies. They turned their heads skyward and cried for a fruity and slushy refreshment, but the princesses couldn't help. Then an alien descended from on high, a chalice in it's hand, and it grinned. For the alien knew of such a thing, and he was willing to share it, for a price.
And that price was two bits a cup.
Fair warning: Word play.
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He'd better end up saving the day and solving the problems of every pony in Ponyville through his amazing smoothie making skills.
1960298 Yep. Just get King Sombra, Chrysalis, Mi Amore Cadenza, Luna, Discord, Celestia, and all the future villains talking their problems over a few Strawberry Banana flavored.
Worst thing for him to discover:
"What do you mean there are no freezers?
What do you mean there are no blenders?"
But quite entertaining, either way.
Liked and Faved.
1960829
Answer: ice box from ice imported from the Crystal Empire's surroundings and hoof-operated blenders. We had these before electricity, too.
1960953
True. That is entirely true.
I guess he shouldn't really have any other problems. You know, aside from the fact that he is a strange new alien from the everfree forest. Who probably stands at twice the height of other ponies.
No problem at all...
Behold a tribute to the final section of this story,
everypony sing with me!
1960775 That would be a great one-shot idea for a story.
i see what you did there with john doe
1960969
This song sums me up pretty well.
1961239
Yup, me too! even though I got some pillz that are supposed to help but I still seem to be a walking disaster. At least I might get a chance to finnish a small series of shorts soon, even got a small sneak peak set up in my blog!.... though I don't know why considering no is all that likely to notice it.
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1960775
Lol, and something of this nature must be used as the thumbnail,
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love it
keep it up!
1964448
*Cough*
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*Cough*
I expect a segment in the middle of each chapter that gives a smoothie recipe that I can try in the safety of my own home.
I like where this is going, please continue!
thoroughly confused, I am...
.....What?
wy do i like this?
I wasn't expecting this to be updated.
Well! Damn it man, what happens next?!
10/10
Would read again.
Story of the year.
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3477104 This precisely.
... I am trying to image what you will do with the next chapter and my brain is failing me.
..............................................................Excuse me..The Meta hurts my brain. I must commit Sepokeu. *Stabs self with Pokeball. Repeatedly*
This came aabsolutly out of left field.........and was actually pretty good
Ok.
That went about as well as could be expected.
Meh, screw what they say. Your story, your work, your decision, not theirs. They don't like, they can go write their own! Anywho, I like this chapter, gives the guy some depth. Reminding people he's STILL a human stuck with ponies, despite all the shenanigans.
All I have to say is ,"If people like your work, you're doing something right."
Personally, i'm impressed that you didn't mix up the main character with your childhood pet.
I like this story. It's humorous, but it can be serious, but it always hits the right notes and makes me laugh every time. I love this story.
Please keep writing.
Ouch, the end got me right in the feels.
Why would we say nothing happened in this chapter? Heaps did! John met Sombra and went on an adventure around ponyville to help cheer him up while also meeting fluttershy.
Jeez.
When did this story get so serious?
I is amussed. *nods sagely*
Well, that was... something. It made me laugh at least.
I think I get this reference, and if so I wish to point out the the blades are not actually their arms but are instead part of the armor.
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*looks between pokeball and hand*
...How?
*smacks pokeball against palm* OHGODTHEAGONY!!!!
Comic Sans of colour combinations.
If this is seriously the front page these days then we're glad that we never got accustomed to using it.
5404418
When you expected it to be less serious.
Poor Porge.
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Gotta keep 'em on their toes