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I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?


An alternate version of the TDverse, first seen in No, I Am NOT a Brony, GET ME OUTTA EQUESTRIA!!! where after TD leaves the Gala, he comes across a certain petrified statue. Curious, he walks up to it and sets in motion a chain of events that may change the face of Equestria forever. Even worse for the wayward human, his meeting with the being known only as Discord may ensure that he never gets home...

Cover art by http://shadowkira555.deviantart.com/art/The-master-puppeteer-Discord-267294673

Chapters (9)
Comments ( 334 )

OOOOoooooooohhhh!!!! Sounds interesting! COMMENCE READ

An alternate story along with your sequel? Man, you are on a roll.
Will have this saved for later reading.

Yes, Yes. continue.

Hmm, looking good; I'm excited to see how TD reacts to something that isn't trying to be his friend.

y wud TD tell the princess? If that was me, I wud party all nighti1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/416/918/939.gif wait, this is before TD grew a pair. Nevermind

Fuck it I lied, lets Rain BloodSugar and Party Hard. Get fucked buddy! :trollestia::trollestia::trollestia: Everybody Panic!!! :flutterrage:

Ooh, an alternate portayal. I love what if scenarios like this!

I enjoy this sort of alternate universe fiction -- I enjoy writing it as well, but I'm not this good. Looking forward to more! :twilightsmile:

Darker and Edgier versions are the better ones.

AU TDverse... An AU version of a (sort of) AU version of a TV show, which could possibly be an AU version of real life. We must go deeper!!!

my response to that:rainbowhuh: What da fuq?!

i say not as good as the others but... Still some great work!

All that we now is:


1948976 If other people made TD stories (Which I've allowed) then I would.

The idea of reading this is tempting, but I really REALLY don't like grimdark/dark stuff.

Congrats on having two fics in the popular stories section of the homepage at once!


i believe shit has gotten real

My oh my, a discord possessed TD? Shit is going down! On a unrelated note, what would happen if you tossed shit at one of those Dyson bladeless fans?


That image, in that situation, is the most accurate comparison I have ever seen, in any comment. EVER.

"I think we all know that something is wrong: Celestia refuses to send me home!"

I thought EXACTLY the same after reading the gala chapter of the normal story.
I mean, Celestia had no problems at keeping a portal stable so that she could observe the planet, she could even rescue TD from the crushing portal! And now she can't even send a scroll through it without oblirating it? :twilightoops:
Another reason: If Celestia has observed our planet long enough and has seen our weapons (hydrogen bomb, etc.), she surely don't want to risk her whole country and the planet, just to send a single beeing back to its origin.
I can't wait to see Celestia's reaction when he confronts her :pinkiecrazy:

1953304 The portal only really works well enough one way. It's like the interlocking blades trap from Saw II, going through it is simple, but gong back is impossible without slicing up your whole arm. Call it convenient but it's mah portal and if it didn't work like that Not a Brony would be over in two chapters.

I have two questions:

1. What is TD short for anyways?
2. If you could give TD any voice actor, or make him sound like any specific character in anything, what would his voice sound like?


1954497 Seriously, dude? What's the big friggin' issue? Calm down, it's just a nickname for this collection of stories and is by default not the universe of the show because TD is there. It doesn't have to ruin your whole day.

1954265 1. It isn't short for anything.
2. Hmm... I'm not sure. In my head he sounds like me, but if I could give him any voice actor... hmm, I don't know who's an American actor who has the level of sarcasm and snark that he does?

1954567 I was referring to the absolute plethora of unnecessary "universes" sprouting up from various fanfictions that people in this fandom give half a shit about. Not saying your fic is bad but it seems that every goddamn fic on this site is either overhyped as fuck my little dashie is a shining example part of some ridiculous universe, some kind of side fic, some shitty OC fic, some bullshit wish-fulfillment HiE fic, a badly done crossover, one of several hundred FO: sidefics, or pretty much just a rewrite of other fics but in a different light (eg. bathtime for ponies, bathtime for OC's and all that other shit).

It was not your story that ticked me off, just the fact that it's part of yet another universe. Again, to avoid buttmad, let me reiterate: I don't doubt that your story is good, but I just hate seeing the "part of x universe" anywhere around it.

1954603 I guess that makes sense, but I think the whole 'it ruined my day' pic was more than a little insulting. Keep in mind that the fact that TD is there makes it by default not the universe of the show and therefore an alternate universe. If it annoys you that I have a colloquial term for the set of stories involving TD then, well, sorry I guess. It's just a nickname and has no bearing on the story in the slightest. It's just a casual nickname for this set of stories. What would you rather I do?

1954638 I guess you didn't really understand me. It's not the name you decided for this 'verse, just the universes sprouting up from fics in general. If I am allowed to reiterate once more, let me more clearly state that the 'ruined mah day' pic was directed towards the "TDverse" concept, not your fic or the name you gave either of those things.

And now i'm getting thumbed down by fic-drones.


1954653 Okay... I think I might get it. You're annoyed by the concept of naming fic compilations from the same story vein 'verses' and you weren't attacking me doing it directly but that pic was blanket irritation against the whole idea. Okay, I'm still not sure why it's such a big issue at all (unless you think its born out of vanity as opposed to just giving something an official name in which case I could understand that) if none of it affects the story.

When i finished the 2nd page I hit refresh out of boredom and the next chapter appeared! :derpyderp1:

also first

and I have a good guess as to what's in that box....

A black box? Maybe Discord decided to play with some of humanity's toys?

Oh no. I ahte to think of what the box holds. Is it... THE PONIES?!

Black box...hmmm...!
oh no! I hope its not the box of the Hellraiser!

discord stole solders Black box?!

he's gone too far, one cant just take a mentaly unstable mercinary's rocket launcher!

1955234 Oh? And what, praytell, do you think it is? I personally think you don't have the correct answer.

The box contains what TDiscord wants it to contain.
What TDiscord WANTS it to contai is another matter.
My guess is he made it dimensionally transcendent, and it has the Mane 6, Spike, and Rupert inside.
Poor Rupert :applecry:

I kinda like this portrayal of Discord he is cruel but not overly violent in getting what he wants mind rape and body horror are a lot more effective at getting what you want without physically harming the one you want it from and since Discord has everything TD knows at his disposal, lets just say the ponies should pray TD hasn't read a lot of Lovecraftian horror stories.

1955664 yeah, I always saw the Discord of the show as subtextually dark and disturbing so I played that up a little bit here. I imagine that a Discord who was sick and tired of being trapped in stone would take the foal horseshoes off (so to speak) and be far more sadistic but not in a violent way. I imagine Discord as a character who would hate to kill because that's one less pony to be subjected to (or cause) chaos and he wouldn't cause physical pain because that's too easy and thus not as much fun. I see him as a guy who would relish in emotional and psychological pain a lot more because it's easier to get the maximum amount of chaos that way. So yes, relish in the fact that this fic is never going to get gory.


Next, Discord is going to get two of every animal and herd them into a boat, then beat the crap out of them :derpytongue2:

:rainbowderp: TD even Forced visits to the gay bath house?
just kidding, i am more into a GAK fetish.

The box contains TD's soul, and he will threaten the Princess with the life of an inter-dimensional being. Maybe the Elements as well. :pinkiesmile:

how long are td's arms, just tell me if short, medium or , long no measurements, or better how long is his staff i might make it a little to big

Is that box by any chance a soul jar for TD? or is Spike's mouth in there? Saying it has the Elements in there would be too obvious.

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