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Guiding Breeze


It all started so innocently, with a small unicorn filly called Sweetie Belle wondering where foals come from, but for Twilight it soon escalates into a matter that could threaten the whole of Ponyville, if not Equestria.

One shot story just because...

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Everything is a lie! It's a conspiracy!

I honestly think this wasn't as funny with the whole Hasbro thing. It just doesn't strike me as funny.

I was waiting for a half snapped Twilight screaming "WHERE'S MY VAGINA!?!" at people.

Who knows what else the princesses may be hiding?!:pinkiegasp::pinkiegasp::pinkiegasp:

I do wonder if :trollestia: can see through the fourth wall as well as pinkie :pinkiehappy:

The thought came to me after this bit in The Last Roundup :pinkiegasp: and also the nappies in Baby cakes (and of course Apple Fwitter flashback! :applejackconfused:) Inconsistencies abound! :facehoof:


Wait if nopony poopes how does sweetiebell know what poop is?:trollestia:

How would ponies react knowing that they are forever watched by bi-pedal apes?:pinkiehappy:

2017848 Actually, my theory is Celestia knows it's all fiction, that's why she never seems to be bothered about major threats and lets the mane characters deal with it - they can't be killed off afterall!

2015522 I suppose it's after foal-sitting - it's clearly canon in Baby Cakes that foals do!

2018314 True, unless the theory that fan fictions write new universes is true. :pinkiecrazy:
Grim-Dark pony death is a many. :pinkiehappy:

:facehoof:*facehoof* I was genuinely interested in a biology lesson.

What else is celestia hiding?

Hahahahahaha:rainbowlaugh:Epic Story.Cool Setting/Subject And The Breaking Of A Weird 4th Wall.:trixieshiftleft::pinkiesmile:

Ending, did not like whatsoever.

Any way the reason I actually read your story, don't mean to be offensive, was because when I skipped it at first the story after was a clopfic by Darf himself featuring Twilight Sparkle and Celestia.

That seemed hilarious when I saw it and it still does now (excuse me for a moment...:rainbowlaugh:)

Good story.

I like the other group with the making out part better

Well, that took an almost grimdark turn.
Also, THE PRINCESSES HAVE PINKIE SENSE!!! Or Pinkie has Princense?

2732255 Pinkie pie is best princess - shes just so cool she doesn't bother with a horn or wings :pinkiehappy:

2736185 Wrong. Luna is best Princess. Pinkie is second best Element, and best 4th-Wall-Breaker.

It's a cute story, but all of the punctuation errors and the inconsistent capitalization made it very difficult for me to enjoy it.

3462952 Thanks, this was a one-shot I wrote when still finding my hooves. I might just re-edit it now it's close to 900 reads!

:pinkiesmile: I like that idea, 'cause there are several groups I could share this with once you give it a new coat of paint.

3464745 Thanks - I've done a quick pass and picked up probably forty changes and will do it again later tonight :scootangel:

:yay: Let me know when you're done, and we'll see if we can get you some more views and upvotes.

3466968 Ahhh, we did see one in the last roundup, used both by AJ and PP (so not just fourth wall). But imagine living under cloudsdale! :pinkiegasp:

Silly Sweetie, everyone knows that cameras carried by the stallions with the 'ignore me' shirts cause your nethers to go through an extremely painful retracting and sealing process every time they're pointed at you.

:pinkiehappy: The searing pain is a small price to pay for Hasbro's bottom line.


The searing pain is a small price to pay for Hasbro's bottom line.

Awesome punage!

I am seriously considering giving this a thumbs up, and I don't do that for anything on any site. Is this the funniest fic I've ever read? No. Is it the best fourth wall breaker? No. Is it the most thought provoking? Also no.
But it is the best combination of all those things and more that I have ever read.
If this were an ongoing fic, I wouldn't hesitate to favourite it, but we both know this fic works best as the one shot it already is.

3586957 Oh yes, it definitely is just a one-shot. And it's fair to say it's far from being the best any single thing, but when writing a mixture of everything it did work out "nice" :yay: in a random way in the end I feel.

I really like that it gets read nearly a year after it was first published. :twilightblush:

Just wish I knew who the one downvote was from and why, just so I could improve - the timing doesn't match any of the negative comments

*Grins* bravo, goofy fun.

diff races have diff ones apparently.
see "Clean"

If Spike finds out about the Barbie Syndrom "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!":moustache::raritystarry::facehoof:

I wonder how 4kids will handle that.... Might involve the Shadow realm thought....

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