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DarkJester


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I'm reading this on a mobile device, so I dont have the picture, so WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ? Tuning sweet little scootaloo into a lesbian, not to mention she is a filly. And rainbow dash a pedophile? wow.

The intensity of a thousand suns. I loled so hard at that part, a moustache Spike for you my good authour :moustache:

yay, deviancy.

Yeah. Clopfics aren't my favorite but there's not much else out there.

Obviously, Scootaloo's special talent is sex!

Thought this was torture.

I WAS WROOOONNGG

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If the lesbian part is offensive to you, then keep in mind that this is a Fanfic, not canon, meaning that the characters can and will act OOC if the story demands it so. Also, according to the fanfics this fandom makes, apporoximally 90% of all Equestrian mares are lesbian.

:scootangel: This pleases Scootaloo.

giggity

WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT DID I JUST READ!?:flutterrage:

WHY DO I READ THIS STUFF ANYWAY:applejackconfused::applejackconfused:

Great stuff.:yay:

I have the wingest boner right now...

Am I the only one who finds Scootaloo uncontrollably fluttering her wings in the heat of passion absolutely adorable. I can't be the only one...

I'm okay with this. :rainbowwild::scootangel:

Your clopfics are the best I have ever read.
They're pretty descriptive but if you read all of'em they're a bit repetitive. I liked them though especially This one.
But out of curiosity i have to ask whetherthis was inspired by scootaloos love for pain or not. No offense though it is great anyways and I hope for more preferrably involving two or all three of the cutiemark crusaders :applecry: :scootangel: :unsuresweetie:
so keep up the good work I'll have my derpy eyes on you :derpytongue2:

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Thank you so much! ^^

And no, I never read that fic. It was inspired by the very picture you see above.

WIN :scootangel::heart::rainbowdetermined2:=:yay: liek a baws

That was one of the best clopfics yet. You need to make a sequel with the mane 6, plus Scootaloo. With this masochist tone, and kinky sex, it would be FANTASTIC! MMMM. :rainbowwild: :scootangel: :ajsmug::raritywink::twilightoops::yay::pinkiegasp::pinkiecrazy: Maybe even Ditzy doo would be nice in this. MOAR! NAO! :flutterrage:

As sick and twisted as it may be i actually enjoy scootabuse fic's so keep up the good work! :twilightsheepish:

WHAT FICTION TELLER SAID THIS STORY IS A SEXY BEAST

:scootangel::scootangel::scootangel::scootangel::scootangel::scootangel::scootangel::scootangel:

maybe scoot's special talent is electric resistance :rainbowlaugh:

The internet is full of some um....talented people, I think but good job on the fic.

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Gets a thumbs up from Arnold. Why does his opinion matter? Because ARNOLD IS FUCKING WIN!

I have the most shameful boner of my entire... fucking... life right now. :eeyup:

And yet, I still think this is funny in a way, not just sexually rousing! My penis had been dead for 2 weeks! Please keep these coming

:pinkiegasp: pinkie wants some now

Shame? What is.....shame?:applejackunsure:

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Utterly awesome your stories are great keep it up !

WOOOO!!! That was AWESOME!!!! 5 MOLESTIA'S OUT OF 5 :trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia:

... lyra, why are you... get away from me!:rainbowhuh:
Lyra: but I'm horny!:flutterrage:
Comes with being a unicorn, ah thank you!:coolphoto:
Lyra: not even your puns can... is that the (censor) that I asked for?!:pinkiegasp:
You thought I'd forget our one-year friendshipiversey?:ajsmug:
Lyra: but I don't have one for you...:fluttercry:
When I wake up to the sounds of your hoof steps each morning and when we snuggle at days end and everything in between, that is your gift to me:twilightsmile:
Lyra: you're such a sentimental sap:ajbemused:
Yeah, but I'm yours:heart:
Me & Lyra: have you hugged your pony today?

This is and isn't Rainbow Dash at the same time!

Umm description please?:twilightsheepish:

Just.........wow. You desrve many Internets my good fellow!

3987498 Yep. Me and Derpy hug all the time!
Derpy: It's true...

4189845 good, if you can laugh at least 3 times aday and hug your pony, life is great!

4192836 well then; my life must be fantastic, because Derpy makes me laugh 9 times a day.

4192842 as with lyra but sometimes I wonder about her
(Who are you talking to?)
A person
(...Whatever, anyways, can i borrow the car?)
1. I don't have a car, 2. You can't drive, 3. why would you need a car?
(...I plead the fifth)
... Get away from the phone
(I promise to not blow it up!)
You said that the other 5 times
(...Is that a new tie?)
No, and stop- GET BACK HERE!
...
How did you manage to light the rain barrel on fire?
(I'm magical)
... Never mind, I worry about you and stop trying to cute your way out of this
(Fine... I needed the car to go buy more eggs)
Why-
(I ran out and I am trying to set the record for most eggs juggled by someone with out hands)
... excuse me while I go laugh

4193098 Excuse me while I go do the same...:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

*looks at the cover image* :facehoof:

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4193098 Excuse me while I agree. Wait, Music?! You read this too?!

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