What if one day, you woke to see,
Your hair was not what seemed to be?
Would you panic? Would you screech?
In Pinkie's case, yes to each.
Pinkie's mane is not so cute,
For on her scalp, something took root,
Fearing for life and to make things right,
She seeks the help of Ms. Twilight.
What will ensue and how will it end?
Just take a seat and read, my friend.
Hope you enjoy with all my heart,
Because writing this, headaches took part.
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Ow, my brain. Too many couplets and slant rhymes, I think my speech patterns might be scrambled.
Nice to see you're writing again, Sanity.
This is pretty funny.
Of course, if her mane was a symbiote, Pinkie probably wouldn't be in danger, but what the hay!
1924141 Ditto
1924141
I have no idea what all that means, but I'm guessing that's bad?
1924166
I'm trying to at least.
And I appreciate the thought that you consider that a good thing. 
I can say with 100% honestly that i have never read anything like that before....ever.....I approve
1924201
Man, Pinkie ain't got no time for big words!
Seriously though, the first thing that came to mind when I thought 'symbiote' was Venom from Spiderman. I'm pretty sure symbiosis includes parasitism as well, but I'm willing to accept that I'm wrong.
1924339
Haha! Thanks! I aim to be different!
When I read "Pinkie" and "symbiote" in the same sentence this is the first thing that came to mind
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try reading it in Samuel L. Jackson's voice
1924344
I'm not an expert by any means, but a quick search revealed that parasitic relationships are indeed a subset of symbiotic relationships, as you indicated. Parasitic symbiosis is also called antagonistic or antipathetic symbiosis. Also the word symbiosis comes from the Greek words 'syn' (with) and 'bios' (life) so that makes sense. I was under the impression that all symbiotic relationships were beneficial to both parties, guess not!
Either way, the picture of Twilight giving her 'diagnosis' is funny. Not a masterful poem to be sure, but good nonetheless. Good work.
1924595
Haha! Yes! Carnage is best symbiote!
1924959
Hahahaha! That image reminds me of this (explicit language warning) --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CseO1XRYs9I
1925887
You learned all of that after only a quick search?! How much do you learn in a cram session?!?!
Yeah, I'm no poet by any means, no matter how much my ego protests, but thank you!
that was cute, i loved it!
1925887just to add my two cents usually symbiosis denotes a mutually beneficial relationship parasitism is usually mentioned separately. There is also a name for when a relation ship only benefits the attached but not at the expense of the attachee that I can't remember the name of. Then again what would two of my science teachers know.
1933298
Thanks!
1935264
A lot more than me, apparently.
rofl lolololololololololol
PRKINSIS. YOU'RE DRUNK. Go home.
1937947
Thank you very much!
1938607
woffle pls
Such a surprisingly unique writing style for this place. You don't see a lot of rhyming poetry here. I like it.
1953866
*bows* Thank you, Your Majesty.
Wait, what? I mean, how? HUH? You know what, just take it. Just take my thumbs up. This was amazing.
1971468
Haha! Thanks! Your reaction was well worth the trouble of writing this.
Meh
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Take it and RUN.
Too bad I had to translate to read it, English is not my mother tongue, and translated loses the rhymes :(
but apart from this,beautiful story very funny (exept for pinkie XD)
dashie is the true master of prank there is no doubt