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Apple Bloom has a broken leg. Due to her settler upbringing, Granny Smith knows she needs to shoot her.

Big thanks to The Music Man for going over this.

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Dafuq I just read?

This was...
This was exactly what I needed.

That was beautiful.

That was pretty funny despite the dark premise.

Thumbs up for Far Side.

Poor AB. :applecry:

Okay, just lemme take my brain out for a sec...put it right there...alright, let's read this!

Edit: Wow. That was... wow. Yes it was.

Cute story.

BTW, do you write for Cracked.com? There's somebody who frequently writes for them with your name exactly.

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Thank you and yeah that's me.

2321941 Awesome. I think you might have tried to help me with an article once. The one that eventually became '6 Dumb Mistakes by Supposedly Smart Movie Characters'. I write for Cracked too. It's cool to see another Cracketeer here.

You do realize that Big Mac also injured himself once.

Which means.

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I knew Granny Smith was a bad apple! :trollestia:

A dark and depressing comedy... I love it!
:raritystarry:

Reminds me of how I spent a couple months at my Uncle's stables, and he put me through hell. Shoveling poop, having to deal with the mares in heat, and then this, having to put down the horses the old fashioned way because the vet was too expensive.
God rest those horse souls :ajsleepy:

Funny story, regardless, I could see something like this happening.

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This is my favorite comment of all time.

Dusty: No one just goes and messes with Apple Bloom like that! Granny Smith would never do that!

Okay okay Dusty, let's not get too hasty. I don't like it either, but apparently people like it.

Dusty: That's them! Why aren't you doing anything!?

Since when did you start caring so much about the Apples.

Dusty: What's that supposed to mean?

Oh calm down, I gave it a down-thumb already.

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Dusty cmon dude you've been weird before but
*Pumkin voice*
Give me a break

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Dusty: Hey! Only I get to bash on him when he gets weird!

Shush you, verdamnt! You're lucky I even let you speak in my comments!

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Give me the break

Earned a fav and upvote from me

2549752 Just Ignore that guy.
He is just some Apple obsessed patient, who escape our clinic.

2549745 I luv u, bro. :pinkiehappy:

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Dusty: ...

Now can it or I'll tie that gag even tighter. Now where was I... Oh yes! No breaks for my wing-man!

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Trip I've been %320324724792849 done with your shit since two days after I met you.

I love this story. Ridiculous... of course, but comedic all the same!

This definitely deserves a place in the 'Best of Apple Bloom' folder.

well.. i can't say I am not disappointed by how little Diamond and Silver contributed. It was funny but also disappointing that AB didn't even give them a chance to be decent ponies.:applecry:

and maybe we should put down Granny Smith. A broken leg can heal, a broken mind, thats another story.:twilightsheepish:

you really shouldn't have bothered adding Diamond to the tags.

I remember reading this a long while ago (before I even had an acount on here) and loving it. Now I found it again!

I laughed so hard!

Comment posted by IanRises deleted Jun 26th, 2023

Granny should be arrested, and I'm still looking for the comedy in this. :trixieshiftleft:

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