Nightmares
The days flew by for Princess Luna like an oiled gazelle. She had eagerly joined Dumbledore’s Army after that first night; the idea of an organization existing for the sole purpose of tormenting Dolores Umbridge was music to her ears. She continued to observe classes, with the exception of the Defence Against the Dark Arts (She had been banned from Umbridge’s classroom after utilizing the Royal Canterlot Voice). Although she was beginning to enjoy the world of Hogwarts School, she could not help but wonder what her sister would do without her in her absence, assuming that this wasn’t one of those epic dreams that seemingly goes on for months until you finally wake up bewildered and confused. She was pretty confident that some ancient evil wouldn’t reappear in her short absence (after all, it was only halfway through the season), but one could never be certain.
Dolores Umbridge was seated at the desk in her garishly pink office. She busied herself with organizing the many quills in her top right drawer, the pink ones, the magenta ones, the fuchsia ones, the amaranth ones, and also the jet black ones she used to imprint propaganda onto the tender flesh of naughty students. It was a calm scene, the room only seen by Umbridge, and the dozens of enchanted cats portrayed on tiny pieces of ceramic on the wall. The quiescence of the scene was interrupted by the slamming of the door and the sudden presence of a biarchal equine deity in the centre of the room.
“You!” Umbridge said, slamming her desk drawer.
Luna smiled at her. It was not her usual smile, but a sort of cruel “Woman-you-are-so-going-down” smile, a sadistic smile, the kind of smile you usually see from the kind of person who is habitually formulating evil plans.
“What are you doing in my office‽” said Umbridge, half afraid and half enraged.
“Trying to annoy you”. The princess’ blunt honesty was somewhat shocking to Professor Umbridge.
“Get out! I will inform Professor Dumbledore!” Luna didn’t seem to care about what she was saying, instead focusing on Umbridge’s gaudishly decorated office.
“You really do have terrible taste–” she said, disgusted at the utter pinkness of the room. Umbridge was paralyzed at her desk.
“Why, take this for example..” she said, telekinetically lifting one of the lurid cat plates from the wall. The fuzzy tabby magically pictured on it scurried out of the frame. Luna inspected it, and then unceremoniously dropped it on the floor. Ceramic bits of kitten dispersed across the room. Umbridge looked at the scattered bits on the floor in utter terror.
“What are you doing‽ Get out!” Umbridge stood up. She and Luna were about the same height. The purple pony ignored her, directing her attention to the lace curtains hanging on the tidy office’s only window.
“Don’t. You. Dare!” Umbridge said, but before the words could leave her lips, the frilly fabric was immolated in a holocaust of ice-blue flames.
“That is it! I am going to alert the headmaster! I was right about you, you… you… filthy half-breed!”
That was it. As the pudgy professor ran for the door, she found it locked.
“You undermine the Headmaster. You fire professors, you torture your students (you suck at teaching, by the way), you discriminate against those you find below you, and now, you insult my very lineage, the Royal House of Canterlot, which has existed for millennia longer than your beloved Ministry.”
Dolores Umbridge’s face twisted into a wicked shape.
“How dare you insult the Ministry of Magic! I should have you taken before the Wizengamot!”
“Go ahead and try, after all, this is only a dream.”
“What‽ What are you– How?”
“As I have said before, I possess powers beyond your mortal comprehension.”
“I– How dare you invade my privacy! That is simply uncivil!” Luna smiled again.
“What, call me uncivil? I’m not the one who abuses her students.”
“They should have considered the punishment before committing the crime! I’d whip them all, if I could! And you, invading my mind, peering into my deepest thoughts! I should torture you! Crucio!” The curse flew past the alicorn, merely rustling her mist-like mane.
“You’re going to have to try harder that that, old woman.”
“Why, I never! Crucio! Crucio! Sectumsempra!” Luna still laughed as curse after curse sailed past, to no effect.
“Avada Kedavra!”
Luna had no idea what the words meant, but the infliction was clear as a streak of electric green struck her directly in the face. She was slightly fazed, but remained notably un-killed.
“What is your purpose‽ What are you doing here‽”
“I want your job,” The princess said, turning towards the door,
“Bitch”.
The equine disappered in a haze of lavender. Dolores Umbridge awoke in a cold sweat.
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Was wondering why no one was commenting on the last chapter, then I noticed I forgot to publish it! Sorry guys!
Umbridge got OWNED!! Dude, this is a great story!
I wonder how Dolores would react if she ever met Discord?
a few things...
I lol'ed.
Sectumsempra? I thought that at the time Umbridge was teaching, only Snape knew of this little tidbit of magic. Otherwise, I'm sure that the curses would have a similar effect on non-dreamwalking Luna as well.
Hmm...is Luna taking converts?
I mean, hypothetically speaking, if she were to be worshiped as an immortal dark goddess of the night would the High Priest position happen to be open?
...and I still don't have a Luna emoticon for you...
Love the line 'i want your job. Bitch.' just. Ownd!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=J0I-jZ7OB0c#t=196s
Avada Kedavra, motherfucker!
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“Why, take this for example..” she said, telepathically lifting one of the lurid cat plates from the wall
I think you mean telekinetically
Ummm...this is a good fanfic, but I have to point out that only Snape knew Sectumpsempra...he invented it gosh darn it.
4th wall breach!
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UMBRIDGE!!!!! YOU FILTHY PIECE OF POOP! YOU TRIED TO KILL LUNA!! But Luna is immortal... Luna is unfazed 
And you could go to prison for that! Wait... Luna isn't human so you can't go to prison for using the Killing Curse on her... 
Wow... These chapters are really short
I like the ending of this chapter. That was some grade A verbal (and magical!) bitch slapping. Good job, Luna! Dimensionally displaced royal unicorns for the win!
Um... 'scuse me Umbridge, attempted Regicide is a very bad idea... against one who literally has the power the move (if one was to assume that the Equestrian moon mirrors Earths) oh.. roughly 73,600,000,000,000,000,000,000 kg of rock to the speeds of 1.076 km/s..
Luna is best teacher
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Agreed
Hooy boy, attempted regicide, Dolores? Good thing it didn't even faze Luna, but she will get what you tried soon enough. And then, you will meet the side of her that required her sister to send her to the moon for a thousand year time out. Oh, and don't worry, you'll live. You'll wish you hadn't, but you'll live.
And if Celestia finds out...
i'm siding with umbridge on this one. luna is breaking the rules, etiquette, and ethical standards.
umbridge is bad but not as luna. she respects rule to some extent. and make it clear she's doesn't want to to continue the argument before start cussing.