• Member Since 16th Nov, 2012
  • offline last seen Aug 16th, 2013

Ten Speed


Self sure in ability or supremely stupid.

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Follow the greatest hero in Equestrian history through his journey to purge the land of evil!

Firstly, this is a story written in poor taste and is not to be taken seriously in any capacity. So with that said, enjoy... or don't and let the downvote storm begin!

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Comments ( 41 )

Alright, I laughed. Pretty much the entire way through. You clever bastard, what have you done?

You must have exhausted a thesaurus trying to finish this story but it was worth it. Fave'd for later, when I could use a good laugh. <3

Unfortunately, where I work blocks Youtube, so I was unable to view the videos as I read. :/

I see what you did there.

1888073 I'll admit, after using every conceivable clichè i could think of I did start leaning on the thesaurus. Videos were "welcome to the world of pokemon" music, "star fox - stage clear" music, and "final fantasy VI fanfare". In the authors notes was a Picard double face palm.

1888095 Which tag would that be?

1888151 :ajsmug:

And I'm gonna like it. And everyone will get pissed at me for liking it. :3

Didn't even read.

1888182
The "Other" character tag.
Just to make it even more pardious.

“My talent is bananas?”
“Yes.”

"Can I get you some fruit, uh, do you like bananas?"

Heh, this was quite clever and pretty funny. It pisses me off when people downvote something that is clearly meant to be a mockery, just because it has Gary Stu in the name. Have a mustache and an upvote. :moustache:

1888200 Muahahahaha. Why thank you good sir. So far this is going about as well as I had expected and is proving my point; that people will judge it by its cover so to speak, and not realizing this is a jab at just that.

1888209 Ooohhhh. I gotcha, and done. :derpytongue2:
I thought about using it too lol.

1888233 Thanks! :pinkiehappy: Yep it's sad that people will downvote based solely on character and genre tags but ehh, not my fault they don't have a sense of humor. :pinkiecrazy:

Well, this was enjoyable and fun to read. Quite the great parody, if you ask me. :rainbowkiss:

*Twitches at the typos* I laughed I admit it but you should still feel bad:rainbowlaugh:

1888472 Typos? :twilightoops: I'll have to ninja edit those. And yes, I do feel bad but it feels better to get it out of my head lol. You wouldn't imagine how difficult it is to type when your occupied with a perpetual facepalm.

What the? If this gets more upvotes than downvotes, I'll eat my keyboard.

1888492 I kinda figured the typoes were part of it tbh XD And yeah I do know those ideas where if it doesn't get out of your head you feel like you'll start chewing the scenery.

1888546 Some were. There were one or two that I did fix though. This story was making it hard for me to make any progress on my other ones until I bludgeoned it with a thesaurus and enough parody to choke a horse. (No pun intended. On second thought... Yes, yes it was)

I.... I'm not sure what just happened. Is this comedic gold, or a horrible abomination? Is it both? And why do I have an erection?

1888594 :twilightoops: I dont know what to tell you, but here... take this...
Click me.

Ok, that was great. I laughed a lot in that story. GUD JERB HOMESTAR!

1888833 Thank you, you're too kind. And thank you again for the fave. :rainbowkiss:

What the? If this gets more upvotes than downvotes, I'll eat my keyboard.

It looks like I'm gonna be eating my keyboard.
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You forgot to add that he's a 6'8 marine prior to going to Equestria and fucks the mane 6 as well.

Thumb up for Victory Fanfare! *fist pumps*

1889244

You forgot to add that he's a 6'8 marine prior to going to Equestria and fucks the mane 6 as well.

Dammit, how could I forget that part? And for the music, you are welcome. :ajsmug:
Now you'll take my cheap props, and you will them! :flutterrage:
And of course thank you. :scootangel:

are you sure discord didn't sing "I am the millipede"? He does have the body for it

You did it char... er, I mean Gary!
Now make a wish on your good friend star fish so he can implode all over the place :twilightsmile:

1889354 Oh god! :twilightoops:
My brain literally imploded the first time I saw that.

1889369
I only found it last night so my brains still pretty flat itself, well at least we know how to fix that the pony way!,
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Of course all I have playing in my brain right now is a picture of discord alight by means of lamp oil gracefully twirling and dancing to said song just like the flames that now encompass his body.

Le gasp! Go speed! XD

Lololololololol:pinkiehappy:

1890170 Thanks buddy :pinkiehappy: I'll admit, I had a lot more fun than I thought I would with this

1888203 Didn't read because of the title, tags and cover art? Those are the exact reasons I used them if that's the case. The purpose of this story is a response to that kind of mentality and to deal with it with a bit of humor. Suit yourself though. :moustache:

I did read it, I actually rather liked it.

1895311 I thank you for giving it a chance then. :twilightsmile:
Greatly appreciated. :rainbowdetermined2:

I gave it a thumbs up after all.

That was hilariously ridiculous. Nice read. :twilightsmile:

2521047 Glad you liked it! :rainbowwild:

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