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Admin of Straight Shipping and SpikeDash among others. I write half-stories.


Spike's up to something, and Twilight's determined to find out what. But when she finds out, will she be able to see her Number One Assistant in the same way ever again?

My AppleSpike contribution. Don't ask me where the Romance tag ran off to.
Rated Teen for heavily-suggestive dialogue. Just try not to use your imagination and you'll be fine.

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Comments ( 70 )

Another great work Vexy! I love it! It's so sexy rawrrrr! :flutterrage:

And oh boy! I laughed hard too. :rainbowlaugh:

I loved Twilight's perfect characterization. She is really starting to develop some crazy paranoia ins't she? My poor little cute bookworm! :fluttercry:
Those authors from the show really need to take it easy with her! :twilightangry2:

By the why let me compliment you for the record of two fics in a single week. And to think you said that you were afraid of never completing any projects... :twilightsheepish:


And tomorrow the Year of the Pony will be upon us! But let leave this to our blog posts. You are going to do one right? :duck:


Will do a blog sometime in the coming week, of course. Perhaps on the 5th when the new episode releases? Even though I'm not even sure what the synopsis or the title for S03E10 is, anyway.

Meh I'm sure it'll be good :pinkiesmile:

For now, I'll just see how this fic goes down with Fimfiction


Start opening new tabs, 'cause you will have a flood of favoritings coming your way and i'm positive! :raritywink:

hysterical lol great work :yay::pinkiehappy:

This is... just... yes. All of my yes. :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:
(I'm betting that this will graze the featured box.)

Totally got me at the end. I thought they were really gonna do what Twilight thought of:facehoof:.

I've read lots of fake-out stories, but the double-fake-out into not-really a fake-out at all was masterfully done. Also, the [sex] tax was well placed.

:moustache: This is hilarious!!! I love the Applespike we're getting. Keep it coming people!!

Oh, Rarity showed be a few tricks.

I have never laughed so hard at a fic before :rainbowlaugh:

BUCKING BRILLIANT:pinkiegasp::pinkiegasp::pinkiegasp:

This is my favorite Fic of all time!.....:pinkiegasp::pinkiegasp:

words can't explain how good this is :rainbowlaugh:
just.....just wow

O.T.P OUT:rainbowdetermined2:

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:Ow my sides hurt from laughing to much :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: help me I think I busted a gut

Great ending loved it!

oh my god that ending.....that actually made me laugh so hard i fell out of my swivel chair XD hungry hungry hippos WOOO!

Great story! I want to read more!:pinkiehappy:

“What’s a sex?” Spike asked, unhelpfully.

Question of the year right there, folks. Though that's not saying much, seeing as it's the 1st of January.
The next episode doesn't come out till the 19th. Bummer, huh.

Okay. Wow.

This wasn't the new year's gift I was expecting. :rainbowlaugh:

I post this on New Year's Eve, thinking it'd probably get no attention since everyone would be out partying like I was. I come back today in a daze and have to check I'm not still sleeping! :rainbowlaugh:
Thank you, to everyone who upvoted, favorited or simply just glanced at this fic. Your praise inspires me to write more! :flutterrage:


Glad to see you enjoyed my work so much. I really hope to be able to write more in the future! :pinkiehappy:


Ahh your praise is so generous. And indeed it did hit the 'Popular Stories' column. To be honest I don't even know what the featured box is anymore :rainbowlaugh:


It was a spontaneous idea I had. I'm pleased it turned out so well. Things could have turned out much worse. :rainbowlaugh:


So much fake! :pinkiegasp:
I'm relieved you enjoyed it so much, though. To be honest I had no idea where I was taking this when I wrote it. And I think the sex tag was necessary, anyway. Otherwise I might have received some complaints due to serious exaggeration on the sexual suggestions in the dialogue. :duck:


Thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed it. Indeed there is a flood of AppleSpike. I hoped to deviate from the bulk of the other fanfictions. I hope this was different enough to be considered remotely original in some aspect. :moustache:


Thank you for pointing that one out! I edit and proofread my own work by myself, so occasionally I'm prone to mistakes. I find doing it myself helpful, however, and I'd rather not burden other people with any of my work. Being an editor myself I know how miserable it can be at times!
If you spot any more, don't hesitate to let me know! Me, being the perfectionist I am, I like my fictions to be error-free, and enjoyable to read. :pinkiehappy:


Spontaneous ideas ftw! :scootangel:


Aww that's awesome! I really hope fics I write in the future will entertain you to at least some small measure that this one did :rainbowkiss:



Always the flatterer, Mister Pony! :raritywink:


Thank you! I really hope I pulled the twist off as well as it had the potential to be... pulled... Okay this thank you didn't come off right. :facehoof:

REDO: Thank you! I hope to be able to pull off even better twists in the future! :rainbowkiss:


I hope you're okay! I'd hate it if one my fics actually killed someone! :rainbowlaugh: Your comment made me grin, either way. I hope you can continue to enjoy any fics I can pump out.


Really glad you enjoyed it! I hope you enjoyed the read!


I've never actually played Hungry Hungry Hippos. But I believe it's a pretty well known game. I THINK you take it in turns... right? :rainbowlaugh:


I hope to be able to write more too! Thanks for commenting! I love comments! :rainbowkiss:


Thank you! :rainbowkiss: I actually saw the spelling error in the quote. I don't think there's supposed to be a comma. But glad to see you enjoyed that cheeky little line :raritywink: my skype friends all seemed to love it when I read it to them! :rainbowkiss:

Also I saw the episode list on EQD just after I posted.
And I cried.
Bummer, indeed :twilightangry2: I quite enjoyed writing a One-shot based on the most recent episode.

Do you have an editor?
If not, I'll be glad to help edit.


I don't. I edit everything myself, which I can find helpful. Usually that gets rid of most of the errors.

Next time I write something, I'll send it you, and you can just iron out any creases :pinkiesmile:

Thank you for your help! It's invaluable :rainbowkiss:

kkkkkkkkkkk! It was hilarious, very good really! Twilight was trolled... again.:ajsmug: AppleJack is best pony troll ever.


I'm pleased to hear you like it :pinkiesmile:
She makes a pretty awesome troll, alright. She still can't beat Spike at Hungry Hungry Hippos, though. :raritywink:

Oh man, that was misleading and funny from beginning to end. Great story all the way!:moustache::facehoof::ajsmug:

You can even make a alternate ending with turns into a clop scene with a story like this, lol.:raritywink:


An alternate ending, you say? ... :raritywink:


Hmm think I've decided that I can save clop for another story.
For me, the whole idea of this story was to mock the flock of clop I could foresee coming, rather than the episode itself. There are already some mighty fine clops out there on this very subject, I'm sure.

1909653Good to hear.
And I'll be watching to see what you come up with next.:moustache:

...well. That certainly happened.
There are a couple cases of awkward punctuation around dialogue, and I didn't find the innuendo quiiiiiite strong enough to justify Twilight's jumping to conclusions, but the payoff and double-fakeout earned a few chuckles. So a happy thumbs up it is.
(Also, doesn't Spike sleep in a basket?)


This was a lot more rushed than anything I'd normally write, but I wanted this released as early as possible, but I'm glad to see it was enough to make you smile :twilightsmile:

Sadly 2.1k words was definitely not enough to show Twilight slowly being convinced. I do feel it was rushed. despite Twilight probably being the most susceptible character to conclusion-jumping, I was really trying not to turn this into anything huge. It was but a simple stab at comedy.

As for punctuation. I edit and proofread all my writing myself. I think in one of my future fics I'll get a skilled editor to come and point out where I'm making mistakes as it's likely that the mistakes in this one are recurring mistakes which I believe to be correct. Except for a few commas at the end of dialogue. Admittedly I can spot a few of them as I read back.

Finally, Spike's basket: Damn. I missed that one completely :rainbowlaugh:

Thanks for the criticism, Nonagon. It was really helpful, plus it made me reread and realize a few mistakes. Perhaps I'll go find an editor to look back at this... hmm, there's an idea? :moustache:

Just try not to use your imagination and you'll be fine.

Excuse me? Are we even in the same dimension? This is the internet, it is feeding on dirty imaginations! :eeyup:


Maybe it was my intention to be all that you were overhearing was a massage, but I'm just terrible at writing anything innocent? :moustache:

You mustn't assume these kind of things! :raritywink::scootangel:

2116921 Yes i must assume these kinds of things. It is because of the dark vortex in my mind that slowly drains my sanity... :pinkiecrazy:

That was a fun read.


Glad you enjoyed it. Not really sure where I was going with that ending, but it went down well with the readers :rainbowlaugh:

HA! that was great! :pinkiehappy:

That ending completely mislead me for a minute.

Still funny though!

:rainbowlaugh: oh man that was great loved it

>mfw the ending

but that was a good story ,
mystery - hilarious misunderstanding - conflict resolved - curious development - and random hilarious ending


Yep, this story's a strange one. :rainbowlaugh: I did enjoy writing it though. This was probably my most spontaneous fic, and I actually think I like it more than my most popular fic.

Oh GODS, I lost it:rainbowlaugh: I laughed so hard, you did very, very well with this, way to make the perverts think:yay: Ah....this was grand gold work, loved it, I'm a fan of the pairing as well. Though I always hate so much how so many people make him the same age is in the show, what's wrong with making him older?


I'm fine with people making him older, but I love keeping his age the same. It makes the relationship feel a little more three dimensional... and also I can relate to it and write it better.

2563271 That does make sense, but I dislike how people make him so clueless and innocent, that annoys me to no end, regardless, I shall look over your other fics, great job:twilightsmile:


That's part of the fun for me. The fact that he's so clueless makes you want to tap him on the head and call him an idiot (Kinda like how it is on the show). And that's a good thing. It's entertaining and interesting to write. It kind of makes him the joke of the fic, I guess, but that's never a bad thing.

I do have fics planned where he's a lot less innocent, put it that way.

Clopfics, that is.

Well, I suppose there's one adventure fic where I make him super badass.... but that one's a long way off.

2563393 :rainbowlaugh: You did amazing with making him such in this fic though, even more so because of his age. Shit, I can't wait until I see those clopfics:yay: I love seeing Spike much older, wiser, and much more of a badass, one of my fics though makes him really seem like an asshole:facehoof:


Besides Spike's Crusade (in which you see him progressively develop, which was one of the original intentions for the fic) most of my other stories of Spike involve him being more mature.

Hopefully you'll continue to enjoy everything I write. :rainbowkiss:

2563474 Then I'll continue to read and love it, I love older Spike, always bro, told you, I always got your back if you need me:yay:



I should definitely write a serious AppleSpike ship one day. :twilightsmile: I was thinking about doing a one-shot for each of the main six.

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