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The Fool


Ahoy~!

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Thumbs up just for Lyra/human clopfic. Proceeding to read.

EDIT: Good job, mate. You get my seal of approval.

I'll put it on my "watch later" list for now.

1938352

I'm inclined to read something of yours now. Haunting Eyes looks promising.

1938424
aah yes, In Nomine Equi. it's not a clopfic, but as far as my one-shots go, it's my most prized fic.

>rape
cdn.ebaumsworld.com/picture/CaptainKickass/RAPE.png

Seems like Lyra enjoys molesting unwitting humans from other worlds, hmm?

(may give this a read)

Lyra crawls back over and says, "If we're really going through with this, I'll want to know what I'm getting myself into first."
It's not what you'll be getting into,Lyra, it's what will be getting into you.

Always nice with some Human-Lyra Fanfics! as for it being clop...*Creepy smile* hehehee yep im okay with that

Oh god... it wasn't a dream.

And btw, Am I the only one who wants to have a continuation of this story? That they somehow find one another again. perhaps a HiE? :P

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I'm glad you caught that.

1938582

Considering she has a sample of his DNA, Lyra should have no trouble conjuring Jack again with or without a lunar eclipse should she so choose. Deeper understanding of the magic involved may yield a way to bind him to Equestria permanently should he so wish. I'd be interested in seeing if they make a relationship work despite all the inherent problems.

Please make a part 2 :twilightsmile:

Wow, I just read a story making fun of horribly shallow self-insert clopfics... and then I find this.]

Uncanny!

1939262

For what it's worth, my name isn't Jack.

1938838

Being summoned at will by a horny (Ha!) unicorn might seem like fun, at first. Vanishing abruptly in front of people leaving empty clothes behind, only to return later, disheveled, naked, and possibly reeking of mares... it could ruin the whole family Thanksgiving dinner. :rainbowlaugh:

Jack's laughter subsides. "You and me, a human and a unicorn, just had wild, passionate sex, and I'm totally all right with that."

I loved this one however. And I'm giving this guy a virtual brohoof for taking it all in stride. Granted, he thought it was a dream at first. :raritywink:
(Dammit! Why can't I have dreams like that?!) :raritydespair:

1939682

If I had dreams like that, I wouldn't bother writing.

1939708

Bah! You'd be writing down every sticky, lurid. cloppy detail in verbose prose to get all the favs and likes. Taunting us lesser mortals with your pandimensional philandering with ponies, reveling in the glory heaped upon you as we grovel for scraps from your bounty. (Oh, wait a moment, I need a tissue, I got some brown stuff on my nose. Sorry) :pinkiehappy:


Lyra, seducing all the humans. Like a boss. :rainbowlaugh:

Short, but good thumbs up:pinkiesmile:

Am I the only one who thought Captain Jack Harkness when he read the name?

1938838 chapter 2+ is needed

Hmm and another clopfic that has made me fallen in love with another secondary poony i've heard about but never gave a second chance of liking :yay:

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I'm happy to be of assistance. Background ponies are my specialty, for they offer the most creative freedom.

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Exactly why I'm using Fleur in my fic. The possibilities are [almost] endless!

Also, great story! I noticed a lot of Lyra fics depict her as crazy obsessive about humans, but you toned it down enough to make it enjoyable! Also, not rushing into the clop is good as well. Bravo sir, have some moustaches!! :moustache::moustache::moustache:

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Honestly, I was thinking Jack Daniels. But that was because I'm thirsty.

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I agree. Being open-minded myself, I think I'd give it a go if it happened to me

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Also, Fleur is one sexy mare.

I always try to include both kinds of plot in my clop fiction.

1945109

I wrote Lyra's Studies to sell my theory as to why human-pony relationships are acceptable but impractical and to present the most likely direction one would take.

1945180
It definitely got the gears going in my head! If I could still dream, I know what would be in them!!

Lyra is new best pony

this is good. how meny chaptors are you going to do with it? :rainbowdetermined2:

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Only the one as far as I know. I apologize for any confusion.

why does everyone say that lyras obsesed with humans :applejackconfused:

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The trend started with the way she sits. Stories like Anthropology made it famous.

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cheers man i kept trying to find an episode on youtube :derpytongue2:

Hello this is Light.
I have confirmation from the higher ups that this story is well-written, and quite amazing.

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Well, they got the way she sits from an episode, after all.

(couldn't find an original clip of just that)

The Universe didn't get its act together, it just realized the show was over!

Comment posted by arcake07 deleted Jan 18th, 2013

1977444 cool thanks man:pinkiehappy:

nice nice nice surprisingly good ending!

I am actually very disappointed by the fact that barely used his hands at all, despite the fact the short description said "Lyra conjures a human to study. He shows her what hands can do."

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Try this one if you haven't already.

That was entertaining! :D
hehehe.

I'd be sad if I ended up home after that ;w; legit.

Nice job

apparently this human is not a brony, and is not familiar with the mlpfim universe. he seems like a man in his mid twenties, probably out of college. he seems like an anthropology professor. what is lyra going to tell twilight, when she sees her?

I can think of a few things that hands can be used for...sexually...but that would be going far beyond the norm.

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Quite so. And I'm not sure what you mean. Does Lyra have to tell Twilight anything? Did she borrow the book from her? It's been so long, I can't remember.

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Far beyond the norm, to be sure. But then, for most ponies, so is sex with a human.

rather smutty porn

as apposed to... clean and family friendly porn? :moustache:

Kinda seems clutzy to me.

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