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British, Brony, plays vidjya garmez. Also ships ponies, because reasons. Twilight and Luna are tied for Best Princess.


Spider, spider, on the wall
Come on down, before you fall
Can't you see that wall's been plastered?
Come on down, you silly spider...

Author's note: Rated Teen for two instances of moderate and strong language, respectively.
Cover is courtesy of Pinkamena of The Escapist's MLP group.

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I apologise for this, sincerely and utterly. This was just a silly little idea that popped in my head today and I had to get out. Feel free to rip it apart.

I'll also up the rating because of the language, if the mods so desire.

well it was short but it made me giggle :pinkiesmile:
worth the read for that at the very least

1778334 is that spider being licked?!
also it has the cutest little RED SMILE ever XD
just look at those cuuute little fangsohgodwtfhelpmeeeeeee:pinkiegasp:


That picture used to freak me out, now it only disturbs me in a minor fashion. Also, yay! Regidar commented on a story of mine! I feel...I feel...oddly the same. Oh well. :rainbowlaugh:


It made me chuckle when I thought of it, so I figured: "What the hell, why not?" :pinkiehappy:


I feel...I feel...oddly the same.

You are the first person to realize this.

1778385 now I finally understand 'one does not simply beat Regidar to first post'
well done, very well done

I wish I had the talent for fic that even the worst writers on fimfiction have, to be honest I don't feel like I have the skill level to even imagine half the things that someponies on here come up with

1778432 awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :yay:


Hey, I'm from Hawaii!
Those live up in Iao Valley!


I am? Ooh! Ooh! Do I win a prize?! :pinkiegasp: :pinkiehappy:


:rainbowderp: :twilightoops:

AAAGH! Damn, they some ugly mofos.


While I can't really help you on the inspiration side of things, I can say that the best practice for writing is to read. Then read again. Then read a bit more. After that? You guessed it, read even more. Then turn your hand to writing. Practice it, practice it some more, submit to friends and family, take whatever constructive criticisms they can muster on board, go back, apply those criticisms, practice a bit more, then send it out into the world.

Oh yeah, and did I mention reading and practicing? :pinkiehappy:

1778478 No, they are quite cute, harmless, and endangered.

1778485 I'm afraid not... :ajsleepy:


No matter. I'll just revel in knowing I'm the first at something! Whoopee! :yay:


Sadly, no. But I shall bear that in mind, could be a cool concept. :pinkiehappy:

Looked at description
I remember that rhyme my dad used to say it when he saw a spider on a wall :rainbowlaugh:
It was
Spider spider on the wall
Come on down before you fall
Can't you see the walls been plastered
Come on down, you stupid bastard!

It cracked me up each time :rainbowlaugh:

Edit: haha just read :rainbowlaugh: too funny

That was... Oddly cute. I liked it.:twilightblush:

*Grins* very goofy fun. can't wait to see more from you. Have you considered toning the language down and submitting this to EQD? (I think swearing isn't permitted but I could be wrong.


Thanks. :pinkiehappy:

I hadn't actually considered that, no. I might look into that, but I'm not sold on the idea of submitting my own work there. Just seems...odd. Always thought that should be for someone else to decide. :twilightblush:

2557759 If I had the option I totally would. but they say the author has to do it, so...hallucinate I possessed you and submitted it? :pinkiehappy:

2557798 Oh, is that so? I've never actually looked at it, so I didn't know. Hmm, I might consider it then. :twilightsmile:

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