Texas
Author's Note: This episode was suggested to me by: "CaioCoia", please enjoy. Next episode will be one of my choosing so get hyped up for that one. It's one of my personal favorites in the entire SpongeBob series.
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[On this episode we start with the camera panning in from above Winsome Falls, taking in the scenery until a voice could be heard from the surface]
"Good morning, Equestria!" [shouted the ever easily recognizable voice of SpongeBob as the camera pans into SpongeBob's location but instead of seeing him as we normally would we'd instead see his hand with his eyes and buck teeth drawn on it] "Ahh, what a beautiful day!" [SpongeBob said as his hand appears from a sand castle pineapple while walking down a path] "I wonder if Patrick's at home."
"Hiya, SpongeBob!" [Patrick responded almost immediately upon SpongeBob reaching a sand replica of Patrick's rock as his hand comes over with his face drawn on his hand] "Whatcha doin'?"
"Goin' over to Pinkie's place." [SpongeBob said as both hands walk off together and arrive at a sand-made Sugarcube Corner where Pinkie's hoof could be seen with her face drawn on it but with her tail made out of fake pink hair tapped onto the back to replicate her tail] "Hey, Pinkie! What's happenin'?"
"Hey there Spongy and Patty~! I'm just trying out my new cupcake creation! I call em' Sandy Cakes! Wanna try one?" [asked Pinkie as her hoof pulls out a small assortment of cupcakes made out of the sand on the river they were all situated next to which made Patrick quickly flick them all up into his mouth to eat them]
"Hmmm...A bit dry and flavorless.....I'll take two dozen~!" [Patrick said with a tone of sheer delight]
"Hold on there Pat, lets not hog all these sandy cakes to ourselves. Lets go over and see if Sandy will want some." [SpongeBob interjected as his hand placed its fingers on Patrick's hand to try and keep him from eating anything else]
"That's a great idea~! They are named after her after all. It wouldn't be fair if she didn't get to try the rest of the haul." [said Pinkie through her hoof, with that the group had made their way towards what would look like a sand replica of the treedome but SpongeBob, Patrick, and Pinkie Pie could see that it was nothing like what the treedome actually looked like]
"Hey, what's this? This doesn't look like Sandy's place." [said SpongeBob with a confused tone as the camera would zoom out to reveal the actual SpongeBob, Pinkie Pie, and Patrick just starring at the hill of sand with confusion on their faces]
"Don't lose your barnacles, guys. Hi-yah!" [said Sandy as she went to chop the sand castle peak down making a sand image of Texas] "There it is!"
"What is it?" [SpongeBob asked in confusion]
"Oooooh! Its a house! I can see the little chimney on the far left corner!" [guessed Pinkie as she pointed towards the chimney-looking peak on Texas' state design]
"Didn't y'all learn a thing or two about Geometry? It's Texas." [Sandy asked in a tone of disappointment before gesturing towards her home state with her hand]
"Texas? What's a Texas?" [asked SpongeBob with a confused tone just as Rainbow Dash was seen above the river they were situated next to]
"DIVE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMB!!" [shouted Rainbow as she darted straight into the river which caused a wave to cover and ruins Sandy's Texas display]
"Ohh, it's nothing but a memory now. Especially since my last experiment dropped us all the way out here. My chances of going back are completely slim to none." [said Sandy in a saddened expression as she watched the sandy structure of Texas just wash away into the water]
"Uhhh...All right then. Let's make one of your treedome." [SpongeBob said in an awkward manner before kneeling down to hold up a piece of sand]
"You know, all of a sudden, I don't feel like sand castles, SpongeBob. I'll see y'all later." [Sandy said as she walks off from them back towards Ponyville]
"Hm? Sandy?" [SpongeBob asked worriedly as he, Patrick, and Pinkie Pie stood up to watch Sandy walk away]
[Though her action didn't go unnoticed as AppleJack, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity had approached the group to see Sandy walking away too] "What's up with Sandy?" [Rainbow Dash asked while folding her hooves]
"I think you made her sad cause' you washed up her sand impression of a place called "Texas"? [Pinkie Pie stated in confusion, not entirely sure on how to pronounce this foreign land she had only heard of a couple moments ago]
"Texas? What's a Texas?" [Rainbow Dash asked with a confused look on her face but before SpongeBob could answer Rainbow quickly waved her hand dismissively] "No no, never mind I don't care about Geography that much! I'll just go apologize!" [with that Rainbow Dash had darted off towards Sandy and skidded straight to a stop in front of her] "Hey, Sandy! Don't go dipping out on our good time just cause' of a sand castle mishap. I didn't even know you were making one when I did the dive. I'm sorry, alright? Now lets get back to the river. This camp trip has only just begun."
"Huh? O-Oh no Dashie. That's not why I'm leaving. It's...Something else. I just need some time to myself." [said Sandy before brushing past Rainbow Dash whom had a confused look on her face]
[SpongeBob then took his turn by jumping right next to Sandy and performed Karate poses] Hahahaaaai-yah! Dooooo Wahoo-Daiyeee!
[Sandy had stopped after passing him with an apologetic look on her face] "Aww, SpongeBob, I'm not feeling up to karate now."
"Oh-ho. I get it. Not feeling up to karate, huh? Whatever you say, Sandy." [SpongeBob said in a playfully sarcastic tone before turning around, though little did he know Sandy actually left him behind] "Boy, I hope Sandy doesn't attack me from me from behind~ Hi-yah!" [SpongeBob had then grabbed AppleJack from behind, thinking it was Sandy approaching him and flips her over onto the ground which makes AppleJack growl at him before getting on her front legs to buck SpongeBob right past Sandy with her hind legs]
"Oooooh, that's gonna hurt tomorrow." [Pinkie said with a grimaced look on her face]
"Maybe next time he'll listen to Sandy when she tells him something?" [Rainbow Dash asked while shrugging her shoulders before they went to try and catch up to SpongeBob and Sandy]
[SpongeBob then pulls out a surf board and catches up to Sandy with a smile on his face] "Surf's up, Sandy!"
"No, thanks." [Sandy said in a somber tone while continuing to walk, leaving SpongeBob behind as the group enters the flower fields near Fluttershy's home where butterflies were abundant in the area]
[SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie are seen running after a cluster of butterflies with a net in SpongeBob's hand while Pinkie was holding a net in her tail] "Boy, there's nothing like going butterfly hunting!" [said SpongeBob as the group were swinging their nets around though AppleJack and Rainbow Dash were just following after Sandy]
[Though meanwhile in Fluttershy's home she was seen tending to her animals before her head would perk up all of a sudden] "I don't know why...But I think I'll buck SpongeBob's face in later." [she said aloud to herself randomly before going right back to work]
[We then cut back to the trio running after butterflies while laughing, only for Patrick to fall on his face before getting back up to run again] "Look, Sandy, we caught one!" [SpongeBob said with a smile on his face as he held up a net full of butterflies]
"Listen, SpongeBob. Right now, I don't want to build sand castles, play karate, or eat butterflies." [Sandy said, though her tone was still saddened it definitely sounded like a plea to just be left alone at this moment]
[SpongeBob merely laughs as he shakes his head] "We don't eat 'em! We let 'em go!" [SpongeBob said before pushing his net up to let the butterflies fly in freedom]
"Fly away, little critters!" [said Patrick with a smile on his face]
"Fly! Be free~!" [Pinkie Pie said while pushing the net back up with her hoof to let her butterfly clusters all fly off in freedom]
"Go on, go back to where you belong. Run along, back to your family and friends. I know they miss you as much as you miss them. Hurry, before they forget you and leave you behind. Remember: there's no place like home!" [SpongeBob said while ushering the butterflies away which made Sandy teary eye'd which definitely caught Rainbow Dash and AppleJack off guard at such a display before looking at each other with worried expressions on their faces until Sandy finally cries, completely filling her helmet with tears. Upon realizing this she takes a flusher handle and attaches it to her helmet before pulling it down and all the water drains out to let Sandy gasp for air and pants] "Sandy, what the heck are you crying about?" [SpongeBob asked with a worried tone in his voice]
"I ain't crying! My cooling fluid just sprung a leak!" [Sandy said sternly while pointing at the cooling fluid tank on the side of her *space suit which kept the temperature elevated while inside the suit]
{Author's Note: Some of you may wonder why I still have Sandy in her suit since there's air and not water, to put it simply: The suit is already part of Sandy's character design. Not only can I NOT imagine Sandy wearing anything else, it'd be a shame to just toss it out when you can still do cool things with it.}
"Sandyyyyyy…" [said the group with unamused looks on their faces which made Sandy retreat on her tone]
"Oooooh, I guess I'm just feeling a little homesick." [Sandy admitted as she looked at the group]
"Homesick? But this is your home isn't it? I mean now anyway. *You guys did say it yourself when you got here that there was no way back since the level of science wasn't nearly as advanced back where you all came from." [said Rainbow Dash while rubbing her hoof on her chin to try and remember what Sandy said when the group first arrived there]
{Author's Note: Yes I am sprinkling exposition as to how things got to this point. I kinda wanted to make an episode based on this back in 2014 but I feel as though that's movie territory. Hell I may do that as a season finale before going onto Season 2 which may incorporate both SpongeBob AND MLP episodes. But that's an idea for another time.}
"Yeah I know but...Moving to a new place with no way to get back isn't necessarily the best circumstances to get used to a "new home"." [Sandy said while looking at Rainbow]
"Well she ain't entirely wrong there. Getting plucked from home. And then dropped off in some other strange land. It can be hard feelin' like you belong." [said AppleJack with a sympathetic look on her face]
"Homesick, huh? Mmmhmmmmm….." [SpongeBob then gets a thinking look on his face before the scene would transition to Sandy in a blindfold as SpongeBob and Patrick take her somewhere] "Almost there."
"Heck gum it, SpongeBob, what is it?" [Sandy asked with a somewhat annoyed tone in her voice]
"Uhhh...SpongeBob? I don't think this is what she meant by-" [AppleJack tried to say only to get cut off by SpongeBob pulling the blindfold off]
"Da-ta-dah." [SpongeBob interjected to reveal the six are standing outside *Sandy's Tree House]
{Author's Note: I would've just kept a Treedom as Sandy's home but honestly the dome was just needed to keep her home from getting drowned by the ocean. So all she'd need here is just the tree part of her home. So just imagine Sandy's Treedome minus the dome, in the middle of a forest near Ponyville so no dangerous creatures would attack her place.}
"Welcome home, Sandy!" [cheered SpongeBob and Patrick, completely convinced that a trip back to Sandy's tree was just what she needed to stop feeling homesick but after a brief pause Sandy would only cry and run up to her front door and slam it shut behind her]
"Sandy?" [SpongeBob asked while knocking on her front door with a nervous look on his face]
"Go away." [Sandy responded with a tired and annoyed tone as she pulls a lever which brings down a metal covering on the tree's windows]
"I don't get it, guys! What's wrong with Sandy?" [SpongeBob asked while looking back at the group]
"We tried to tell ya. You can't just bring her to a new home away from her real home and expect her to just feel right at home. It just doesn't work that way!" [AppleJack said while gesturing back at the tree with metal covered windows]
"Then what can we do? There's gotta be SOMETHING that can cheer Sandy up!" [SpongeBob said before turning around to look at the now quiet tree house]
"I got it! Lets buy me- I mean SANDY an ice cream!" [Patrick said with a nervous tone after catching his slip up of his true intensions]
"No way! An ice cream isn't gonna make something like this just "poof" away like someone granting a wish with a magic wand. We'll need professional help on this matter." [Rainbow Dash said before her, Pinkie Pie, and AppleJack looked at each other knowingly on whom they could turn to though SpongeBob and Patrick just looked at each other in confusion]
"Got any ideas on what the heck they're thinking about Patrick?" [SpongeBob asked in a whisper to Patrick]
[Patrick then had a thought bubble form in his head which was just him standing in the middle of nowhere with Pinkie Pie just looking at a birthday candle on a table but once the flame flickered off Patrick just randomly fell on the ground] "Probably not." [responded Patrick just before the three would speak up]
"TWILIGHT!" [shouted AppleJack, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie before they grabbed SpongeBob and Patrick to run straight off towards their shared castle]
[Upon arrival Twilight could be seen reading a book in peace and quiet while Spike was sleeping in his small basket but their peace and quiet would be dismantled with our group bursting through the front door which made Twilight and Spike jump in place from the sudden loud bang] "Woah woah woah! What's going on here?!" [Twilight asked as AppleJack, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie quickly approached them]
"TWILIGHT! We need your help!" [said the trio as they surrounded Twilight]
"Sheesh, this should be good." [Spike said while stretching his wings out to try and warm up his body to keep awake]
[At this moment SpongeBob, AppleJack, and Rainbow Dash would spend the next several minuets explaining everything that had just happened to them, from their sand playtime near the river all the way to Sandy's home sickness which made Twilight rub her chin] "Well can't say I'm surprised considering...well....everything. And it's not like I'd be much help. We have NO idea where their home world is and with how vast in the infinite expanses of the universe is there's nothing to help even remotely point us in the right direction. Even WITH Celestia's help. Well wind up back to square one when they first arrived and just be wasting our times." [Twilight said with a saddened expression, not being all too proud at not being able to help out a friend with such a tall order being stacked against them]
"Rats...There's gotta be something we can do!" [Pinkie said with a pouty look on her face]
"Well, why don't we just get some Texas and bring it down here!" [Patrick interjected as he pointed at the ground of the castle room]
"Patrick, we can't..." [SpongeBob started before suddenly an idea sprung in his head with a symbolic light bulb to complement the notion before placing a hand on Patrick's shoulder] "That's it! Patrick, your genius is showing!"
"Where?!" [Patrick asked worriedly before covering up his crotch with his arms while sweating nervously]
"Wanna let us in on this grand idea SpongeBob?" [Spike asked with a curious look on his face]
"It's simple. We just look up all the traditions of Texas and throw Sandy a Texas styled party~! Like Patrick said, get some Texas and bring it right down here." [SpongeBob said with his arms folded]
"That WOULD work but there's a problem with that. Texas doesn't exist on Equestrian soil. We have no idea on how people in this "Texas" even act." [Twilight interjected while looking over at SpongeBob]
"Knowing Sandy she's got a ton of books being back home on Texas. So lets go and grab some Texas books and bring em' back here." [SpongeBob suggested which made Rainbow Dash rub her hooves together]
"This idea could work but we'll have to sneak into her house. We can't just let her know we're making a surprise party for her." [said Rainbow while looking at the group]
"No worries. SpongeBob and I can nab the books. You, AppleJack, and Twilight can wait here. We'll slip in and out like ninjas~" [Pinkie Pie stated before pulling out her stealth suit she and Twilight wore when trying to sneak into the Canterlot library that one time with a second outfit that was somehow made for SpongeBob's height and spongy build] "Here ya go bubble buddy!"
"Sweet!" [SpongeBob stated happily before grabbing the suit and swiftly put in one while spinning in place] "Lets get going and head back here on the double." [said SpongeBob before holding up his hands to charge up magic in his hands] "AlakaZAM!" [with those words SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie vanished in a puff of magical smoke before the scene would transition to Sandy's house, to which Sandy was just sitting on a rocking chair starring at a picture of her rodeo days with a depressed look on her face, drinking a hot cup of cocoa] "There she is. Her library is in her room. We gotta sneak past her and get up there" [said the sponge cloaked in black in a hushed whisper to which Pinkie nodded and stretched her limbs in a cartoonish fasion to fit the shape of the room to seamlessly sneak past Sandy whom had an ear behind her witch twitched slightly upon hearing movement and by the time she looked back only SpongeBob was visible thankfully since Pinky already made it up the steps]
"HALT! WHO GOES THERE?!" [Sandy asked angrily as he got up to her feet to take a ready stance]
"O-Oh no...!" [SpongeBob said in a worried tone before Sandy quickly drop kicked him square (no pun intended) in the face]
[We then transition over to Pinkie Pie whom was rifling through Sandy's books as quickly as she could with a nervous look on her face, since the darkness was obscuring everything she had to tie a flashlight to her forehead just to see anything] "Nut science, Astrology, Test Tubes for Rubes....Where is the TEXAS?!" [asked Pinkie while frantically looking around the area but stopped when she saw a whole slew of "Down Home Texas" styled books] "AHA! WE STRUCK TEXAS~!" [Pinkie cheered while stuffing them in her bag before hearing crashing noises coming from downstairs and "HAAAAAAAAI-YAH'S!" being thrown around] "Oh no..." [she muttered worriedly before noticing SpongeBob flying off into the sky just outside the window although Pinkie was unable to see it due to the metal covering the windows]
"AND STAY OUTTA MY HOME!!" [shouted Sandy, still none the wiser that it was SpongeBob due to the living room being dark since all light was blocked out thanks to the metal windows]
"Time to vamoose!" [Pinkie said before pulling out a black hole in her sack and slapped it on the floor before walking into it Looney Toons style before the hole would vanish making the sting operation a success]
[We then transaction back to the Mane 6's castle residence to where SpongeBob would fly into the meeting room table through the window courtesy to Sandy which had Twilight, AppleJack, and Rainbow Dash jolt in their chairs] "SpongeBob! Are you alright?!" [Twilight asked while using magic to help stand SpongeBob up on his feet though SpongeBob only spoke gibberish for the moment]
"C'mon buddy! Speak to me!" [Patrick said while shaking SpongeBob whom held up a shaky finger]
"P-Patrick... We....Had some trouble..." [SpongeBob muttered worriedly though before he could finish a hole opened in the ground as Pinkie Pie walked up from it while waving at the team]
"Mission accomplished! We got the books on Texas!" [Pinkie said with a smile which made the whole team cheer]
"Great job Pinkie! You saved the day!" [said Rainbow Dash as she flew towards Pinkie Pie to grab the sack and dropped the books on the round table]
"We did it....horaaay….." [SpongeBob said in a shaky weak tone as he smiled to show his busted up teeth]
"Dude...What happened to you?" [Spike asked with a worried look on his face at SpongeBob's injuries]
"Alright everypony. Lets get studying." [Twilight said with a confident smile on her face before we'd transaction over to the Krusty Krab after SpongeBob and Patrick had gotten everything ready for the secret surprise party]
"Everything looks perfect. We're going to get Sandy now." [said SpongeBob with Twilight, Spike, Patrick, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and AppleJack standing next to him]
"Well, hurry up, lads! We can't squat like this forever!" [said Mr. Krabs from inside the Krusty Krab before SpongeBob closed the door so they would walk off and appear at Sandy's house where SpongeBob, Pinkie Pie, and Patrick are playing leapfrog while going to her tree home]
"Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab! Sandy's surprise is at the Krusty Krab!" [cheered SpongeBob, Patrick, and Pinkie Pie as they leap frogged over each other with the gang just smiling at their antics]
"Wait until she sees the..." [Patrick started while rubbing his hands together only to get silenced by SpongeBob]
"Shh! Don't spoil the surprise!" [SpongeBob said in a hushed tone before attempting to knock on Sandy's door though it never made contact with the door due to Sandy opening her door]
"Hey, Sandy!" [said the group altogether with smiles on their faces]
"You want to come with us to the Krusty Krab?" [asked SpongeBob]
"Hey, guys. What's going on?" [Sandy asked in a depressed tone with bags in her hands]
"What are you doing with those bags?" [asked Twilight with a confused look on her face]
"Ya goin' hiking?" [Pinkie asked with her head tilted]
"In a way. I'm going deep into the forest so I can study alone and in peace. I need to find a way to get back to Texas." [Sandy said in a saddened tone while looking over at the Everfree Forest]
"What?! Now?! You can't! I mean we..." [Rainbow Dash stated while looking away from Sandy to look at the direction of the Krusty Krab]
"It's time for this tumbleweed to tumble on home." [Sandy responded before walking past them]
"Wait, Sandy! You can't! Uhh, we we're gonna...the...the...Krusty Krab...that is not the right direction! Wait, if you don't...if I can't...augh! Sandy! Wait a second! You don't wanna leave without having one last Krabby Patty down at the Krusty Krab?" [SpongeBob pleaded as the team followed after her]
"I'm tired of burger food, SpongeBob." [said Sandy as she walked towards a carriage she made with mechanical stallions standing at the front]
"But, Sandy, don't you want to say goodbye to all your friends down at the Krusty Krab? It'd be rude to just leave and not say anything to them." [Twilight chimed in with a worried look on her face]
"I just can't do that, Twilight. It'd be too sad." [Sandy said before sitting on the carriage and cracked the whip to have them dart straight into the forest]
"No, no! Wait! Sandy!" [shouted SpongeBob as the carriage rides off into the darkness] "I can't believe she's gone."
"Yeah. What's so great about dumb ol' Texas?" [asked Patrick with a dull look on his face]
"Patrick! you can't just-" [Twilight started before the carriage suddenly speeds back with a very angry Sandy glaring at Patrick]
"What did you say?" [Sandy asks with a very angered tone as she stepped off the carriage just so the robot stallions could get the hell out of dodge]
"Texas is dumb?" [Patrick said in a scared tone]
"Don't you dare take the name of Texas in vain!" [Sandy said in an increasingly angered tone]
"You mean we can't say anything bad about dumb ol' Texas?" [SpongeBob asked with a worried tone]
"No, you can't!" [Sandy spat towards SpongeBob]
"Then can we say people from Texas are dumb?" [Pinkie asked suddenly while holding up a shaky hoof]
"Pinkie!" [said Twilight, AppleJack, Spike, and Rainbow Dash in unison while shooting her an angry look]
"No! You can't say nothing about Texas!" [Sandy said while pointing at Pinky which made her tone grow more volatile]
[SpongeBob took notice of this and gets an idea as a result] "Oh, so you mean we can't say anything bad about..." [SpongeBob then turns around; grabbing his behind and shakes it while rolling eyes] "Tex-asss~!"
[Sandy's eyes widen as she blushes in anger] "I'm warnin' you, SpongeBob!"
"Guys, look, I'm Texas! Durrrr, howdy, y'all! Howdy y'all!" [Songebob said as he walked in circles like a drunk cowboy]
"I'm Texas, too! Git a dog, little longie! Git a dog!" [Patrick said, completely butchering the phrase due to his innate stupidity but it works in the context of the situation]
[Rainbow Dash was just laughing nervously out of Sandy's ever growing wrath before she flew down towards Twilight and AppleJack] "What the heck are these dudes doing?! Have they already forgotten Sandy once fought a Manticore AND a Liger at the same time?!" [Rainbow Dash asked in a fearful hushed whisper]
"How in the blue hay seed would I know?! These guys are off their rocker!" [AppleJack said in a worried tone]
"Y'all best cut it out!" [Sandy said in a shaky anger filled tone as her complexion went from tannish brown to dark red]
"The stars at night are dull and dim, whenever they have to be over dumb ol' stupid Texas!" [SpongeBob said in a dumbed down tone as he walked in circles with Patrick while making armpit farts which made Sandy gets steaming mad]
"Wait! I think I get what they're doing!" [Spike said as he interjected towards the group huddle]
"Trying to see how much redder Sandy can get?" [Pinkie suggested in a fearful tone]
"No! They're getting her angry to the point she'll be so mad she'll chase us back to the Krusty Krab!" [Spike said while looking around at everyone]
"What?! All of this just for that?! That's highly irresponsible and reckless! How are we gonna celebrate Texas with Sandy if she'll be to chop happy to actually celebrate it in the first place?!" [Twilight asked in a disgruntled hushed tone while watching SpongeBob's next roast on Texas]
"Hey, Patrick, what am I now?" [SpongeBob asked while in the shape of Texas]
"Uhh, stupid?" [asked Patrick]
"No, I'm Texas!"
"What's the difference?!" [Patrick asked as both he and SpongeBob laugh]
[Though the laughter wouldn't last long as Sandy drops her suitcases which just sounded like guillotine's dropping in the sand at this point] "Y'all best apologize, or I'm gonna be on you like ugly on an ape!"
"You'll have to catch us first!" [said SpongeBob as the team runs off straight for the Krusty Krab] "We did it! We got her!"
"Krusty Krab, here we come!" [said Patrick with a smirk on his face]
"Guys! What in the name of Celestia's Planetarium is WRONG with you both?!" [Twilight asked in an almost furious shout while running] "In case you forgot, we're trying to help Sandy FEEL BETTER! Not! WORSE!"
"Give us some credit Twilight! We know! But she wasn't gonna follow us on her own! You saw her about to fly off! Sometimes you just need a liiittle bait. Right Patrick?" [SpongeBob asked before looking over at Patrick whom was still slinging roasts at Sandy]
"Can we say that plants from Texas are dumb? Can we say that shoes from Texas are dumb?" [Patrick asked with a cow pie eating grin on his face]
"Okay, Patrick, that's enough." [SpongeBob said flatly]
"Yeah, toss more fuel on the fire and we're probably gonna see Sandy run much faster than she is now." [Spike said with a wide eyed colorless expression on his face]
"What makes you say that?" [SpongeBob asked with a worried tone as he looked at Spike whom merely pointed at an enraged Sandy darting straight towards them like a bad omen and fast while holding a lasso, spinning in place which made Patrick's eyes bug out and he screams]
"Woah there nelly! I know full well what a lasso means when I see it! Time to vamoose!" [AppleJack shouted before the group would all scream in terror as they go around each side of a huge rock which Sandy crashes right through, obliterating it on the spot which made everyone scream even louder]
"How in the world did you guys make friends with THAT?!" [Rainbow Dash asked in fear as she flew around trees and vines to keep from falling behind]
"You'd probably never believe me but Sandy was once a very happy squirrel who made pleasant casual conversations!" [SpongeBob shouted just as Sandy ropes Patrick and brings him into the background]
"SPONGEBOOOOoooooooooooob!" [Patrick shouted as he was flung back]
"Hang on big buddy!" [AppleJack shouted as she pulled out her lasso to grab Patrick, making this a literal tug of war as the others just kept on running, it was a tough struggle, to the point Sandy was impressed for a brief second at AppleJack's strength but that was soon brought to an end as both she and Patrick were yanked straight back with a Nuclear explosion being heard and a mushroom cloud appeared, causing the team to scream yet again]
"If there was a way to bring back this more pleasant Sandy I'd be more than willing to go down that road!" [shouted Spike as he clung to Twilight's neck while shaking like a leaf]
"You're a shrewd planner Spike but that may just be what we need to stay alive!" [Twilight said before she suddenly skidded to a stop and turned back around towards Sandy to face her]
"WHAT THE HECK ARE WE DOING TWILIGHT?!" [Spike asked which at this point almost all color left his body]
"Bringing Sandy back to her right frame of mind!" [Twilight said before charging up magic in her horn before blasting Sandy right in the chest with it, knocking her into a rock which cracked on impact] "There. With that harmony spell it should get Sandy back to-HURK!" [Twilight choked that last part out as a lasso wrapped around hers and Spike's throats to bind them together before a still pissed off Sandy glared at them both with gleaming red eyes]
"Didn't y'all hear? Magic only works on the weak." [said Sandy in an intimidating tone before the scene would cut to SpongeBob, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie, the only survivors of the run so far]
[The gang stops in front of a rock with everyone shaking in their boots before SpongeBob would speak up] "D'ooooh I'm sorry about this guys...If I had known Sandy would act like this...I'd never have instigated anything of this nature! And now we're being hunted...." [said SpongeBob, giving Rainbow and Pinkie Pie an apologetic look]
"No worries SpongeBob. Lets look at the bright side, maybe Sandy won't find us here. After all things have been quiet so far~" [Pinkie said in an ever chipper tone befitting of her]
"Yeah, it's not like she's gonna-" [Rainbow started before Sandy's gloved hand could be seen karate chopping the rock and SpongeBob clean in half with her ever intimidating "HEEEEEEYAAAAH!!" being heard which made all three of them instantly bolt for the hills]
"Y'all gonna take back what ya said!" [Sandy said sternly as she pulled out another lasso]
"Noooo! Almost there!" [SpongeBob said as the gang runs toward the Krusty Krab which was now in sight as Sandy's rope turns into the shape of SpongeBob, Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash in that order to show the order in which she was gonna start thinning the heard; which again makes the group scream just as they jump for the Krusty Krab's front door though Sandy's rope was not far behind, managing to catch all three of their hind legs in one go as a testament to Sandy's rodeo prowess]
"Oh no! She's got us! And all three of us at that! This is the end! We're gonna die here!" [said Pinkie as she looked at SpongeBob and Rainbow Dash with tears in her eyes]
"SpongeBob, you've been messing with the bull! Now here come the horns!" [Sandy said as she started pulling the three of them towards her]
"Sandy, nooooooo!" [shouted the trio as the front of the Krusty Krab tears off]
"Howdy, y'all!" [shouted everyone which consisted of Mr. Krabs, Squidward, Plankton, Discord, Big Mac, AppleBloom, Sweetie Bell, Scootaloo, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Shining Armor, Princess Cadence, Iron Will, Mermaid Man, Barnacle, Octavia, DJ-P0n3, Derpy, Maud Pie the whole enchilada. Making this the who's who of parties for Sandy]
"Wha-what's this?" [Sandy asked, flabbergasted as she sat back on her ass to scan the situation with her eyes]
"It's a party!" [SpongeBob stated as he, Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash stood up from the rubble of the Krusty Krab's front end]
"For you!" [said Patrick from behind the group which upon inspection we would see him, Spike, and Twilight being carried by Twilight to which ALL of them were covered in wounds from the through beat down they were subjected to]
"For me?!" [Sandy asked in shock and confusion]
"It's your own little slice of Texas! Check it out, Sandy! We got square dancing..." [SpongeBob started, pointing at Big Mac whom is holding a square] "...giant Barbecues..." [we then Squidward is holding a sharp, spiky Q saying "ow" over and over as he's holding it] "...homemade peas-in-a-can pie..." [We then see Granny Smith holding up a pecan pie since she actually read the book properly] "...and we got our very own 10 gallon hats!" [SpongeBob said as everyone puts a ten gallon water jug on their heads] "So, what do ya think? Are you gonna stay?" [SpongeBob asked before everyone wore a bright shiny smile on their faces]
[Sandy starts to laugh and tears of laughter spew out and fill her helmet which made everyone frown as tears start to well up in SpongeBob and Patrick's eyes] "Don't cry anymore, Sandy, I'll go get your bags."
[Sandy on the other hand, somehow, continues to laugh before she takes out the flusher handle, attaches it to her helmet and flushes the water out again] "I'm not crying, I'm laughing! I appreciate what y'all are trying to do, SpongeBob, but home isn't about barbecues and pecan pies, home is where you're surrounded by critters that care about ya." [Sandy explained as everyone gathers around her as if to say "then what the heck are you doin'?"]
"I couldn't agree more Sandy." [said the soft yet stoic voice of Princess Celestia as she approached Sandy with a smile on her face] "I understand that your stay here wasn't voluntary and that you miss your old home very much but rest assured everyone here will do absolutely everything they can to make your stay here that much more pleasant for you."
"It may not be home but we'll make do." [said Mr. Krabs while holding up a bag full of bits which made him smile]
"Well it's not perfect but it beats being in that backwater dead end town called "Bikini Bottom". [said Squidward, his tone showing he really didn't care one way or the other on his behalf]
"Huh? Duh. What am I doing? I was home all along, and it took me until now to realize it." [Sandy said while placing a hand on the forehead part of her glass dome while looking up at Celestia]
"Does that mean you'll stay?" [Celestia asked with a bright smile on her face]
"Ahhhh'm staying!" [Sandy said as everyone cheers, except Squidward, Plankton, and Discord]
"She'll stay! Wohoooo! She'll stay~! That makes me feel all wiggly." [SpongeBob said amidst the cheering crowd while wiggling his arms and legs]
"Yeah, who needs dumb ol' Texas?" [Patrick asked suddenly which made the cheering stop as the camera cuts back to Ponyville overhead]
"What did you just say...?" [Sandy asked in a low no nonsense tone]
"Should I start running now?"
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So I take it you won't be doing the bad Spongebob Squarepants episodes? ...I hope you won't be doing the bad Spongebob Squarepants episodes.
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As I've said before, I will be doing those such as "Happiest Memory" as those can be made good. Especially since the Mane 6 will be involved. Anything can be made good as long as you're willing to do the work to make it good.
Hahahaha, I never laughed so hard about thinking even Applejack was dragged with Patrick on the nuclear explosion. Loved all the parts. Great job.
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Glad you enjoyed your suggestion man. I was hoping I did this episode just a little bit better than my others.
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I like this crossover story it's awesome and The MLP Characters are in character
9558001
I try my best to keep everyone as in character as I am able to portray them.
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I think you're good at it
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Thanks for the vote of confidence m8
Lol! You briefly used that one episode where it involves Snail Racing with Fluttershy. Also, I see that you made A LOT of changes via skipping Sandy singing, and about ALL of them being chased with Twilight trying to stop Sandy from chasing them... which didn't work. ;) Lol! Man, all that shit was funny! :D Amazing Job as usual. Man, I hope you somehow make more in the future... Even if you disappeared on us via real life. :|
Anyway, may i point out what should be fixed and probably even change of setting pretty please? Note that I'll probably be fine with Maud since the Oak Library Treehouse was still around during Season 4 before Tirek destroyed it, but everything else like the Castle, and Spike having his wings (which he first gain via Season 8) and all that shit, that I have to say what I'm against on that. May I?
(Note: I might take awhile to respond, so be ready for when I do have time to answer you. ;))
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Oh... Okay. Well still... I still feel it should be in the universe where Twilight is still a Unicorn and Spike not having his wings at the time in Season 1 of this story of yours.
No disrespect.
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Glad to see you're still having fun. Lol I will vanish again because the next episode is gonna take weeks to type up probably but I'll still be here. Checking in once in a while so no worries, I won't vanish unless I die. And yeah I did make changes like removing the song cause personally I have no idea on how I would write that. Lol
Go ahead man. State your piece. The only reason why I made Twilight the alicorn she currently is and Spike with his wings so it fits the chronology of the actual show. Never really made sense to me to NOT make her an alicorn or to not give Spike his wings. It'd still benefit the story. But I'm curious on what you have to say.
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Okay. :) And you're Welcome.
Hmm... So far, the only think I can think of is when Patrick got grabbed by Sandy, and Applejack tries to save him. Note that he shouldn't yell SpongeBob's name on that one since Applejack tried to save him. Make him say "Ahhh!!! *Gets grabbed* No, no, no, no, no, no, no!!!", then Applejack sees this and grabs him saying "Hang on, Patrick! Ah gotcha'!"
Also, While making it to the Krusty Krab, Pinkie and Rainbow made it, but they both try and grab Spongebob when Sandy got his hand. But due to how strong Sandy is, they will be pulled too since they're trying to save SpongeBob, and Pinkie's the one grabbing hold of the door while she and Rainbow try and save SpongeBob.
And also, when Patrick, Twilight, Spike, and Applejack tries to catch up after SpongeBob said "It's a party". You said Twilight was carrying Twilight. You FORGOT Applejack! Where was Applejack when Twilight is levitating her, Patrick and Spike? You sir, need to fix that, pronto!
That's about all I can point out. As for the setting, I'm still feeling uneased from what you're going for. Still think it should be via BEFORE the Castle of Friendship. Hell, Starlight isn't even in this story to begin with since she wasn't created at the time. Get what I'm saying?
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Interesting suggestions. I'll keep little attentions like that in mind in the future. And while Starlight does exist within the story (which is funny that you'd mention her since she'll be in the origin episode I'm typing up now) I just haven't had her in any episodes because I don't see many episodes where she would matter. I'd have most likely put her in Band Geeks but to my defense she didn't exist at the time. If I find an episode where putting her would make sense/matter I'll do so.
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Meh. I'm still feeling uneased on the setting you're going for after all those years you've been away since 2013.
Now don't get me wrong, I understand 100% that it's not very much connected to that of the events of "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic", and that it's not directly IN the future (Mind you when you revealed yourself Alive and Well after posting "ChefBob"), but... Either way, I still feel that only Updated SpongeBob Episodes (I think 2014 to 2019/Now... I think) should take place BEFORE Twilight became an Alicorn. Now, if you made an AU Episode where Twilight becomes an Alicorn during the Season 3 Finale, and that SpongeBob and them where there during the time where Twilight has to put the Cutie Marks to the correct characters, and even when the events of Season 4 Premier & Finale, alongside Events of Season 5 & 6 Premiers & Finales, where Starlight appears, that would make 100% PERFECT sense to why she is in this story.
Also, here's what I wish to point out when you told me that it doesn't take place in the future. 1:
And 2:
Though it's true, I agree on the outside. But... the inside? :) :| :( I feel uneased by the setting on the inside, while I feel alright with it on the outside. Hope you understand that perfectly, Ultimauser. No bullshit disrespect from me.
Sigh, memories. Maybe you could do survival of the idiots next?
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Tbh I’m surprised that I didn’t. Alright I’ll tackle that one next time.
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Understabdable. Lol
It does make sense when you put it that way. Lol But I can always do that anyway. Every chapter is its own contained timeline with no actual continuity minus a few refferences here and there. So I can always do this. Maybe after the movie post I’m typing up is finished.
LOL Its all fine man. Its no big deal to me. I do see where you’re coming from and it does make sense. I’ll applky that from here on.
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Thanks, man. :) Appreciate it. Once you finish with that Movie part for this story of how they got here, I assume, I'll be waiting. Even though I know that there's probably not gonna be any form of timeline like you said there would be.
But just in case you do somehow make it possible to make it appear before said events on MLP, then I'll be happy to see it. Though knowing you, you'll probably think of something and even continue what you were doing before after your long disappearance... which I don't blame you for of course. I respect you, and even now after what you just said to me, and your work and I hope they'll come out great in the future. Even after Season 9 is finish and all of "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic" (My Little Pony Generation 4) is completed. :D
Also, I noticed that you've misspelled some of your words in your little message to me. Here's what they're are:
Just figured you should know since I noticed it. ;) Hehe. ^^
I'm sorry if I sounded a bit irritated and all after your return after 6 years of being On Hitaus, and even noticing the setting change drastically. But I kinda felt that way ever since you've returned with "ChefBob". However, after what you said, I think I'm over it now.
Hope you make more chapters soon, man! :D ^^
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Do you think about having Button Mash appear with The CMC in certain episodes?
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If it fits in the plot.
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Okay I have a chapter suggestion where he could appear in The Chaperone alongside SpongeBob where they have to take Pearl and Sweetie Belle to the prom
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That could very much work. I'll add that to the consideration file. Thanks.
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Your welcome