A pony has a chill spider. Hilarity ensues.
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Time to read.
Edit: I was right. Tyrone is the son of Dave and Vriska, stranded in the Equestrian Session.
I GOT DIS
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Comedy. Random. That is all
Dang I was hoping fimfiction wouldn't have bots for just a little bit longer, oh well.
I used to wonder what friendship could be. Until you all shared your spider eggs with me.
I feel as though this is some kind of psychotic episode that a pony is having in an asylum. But no, it's just a chill spider.
This was just beautiful.
But wouldn't it be the other way around with the head eating? Male spiders are the ones who have to be careful of getting murdered.
Chill Spider. I love it.
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I just wanted to go for something spider-like for him to do in the end, and it needed to come out of the blue. After saving cats and being chill overall, he just ends up biting someone's head off.
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"What did you expect? I'm a freaking spider."
Of course, the existence of giant sentient spiders makes me wonder about the existence of giant sentient spider wasps.
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They don't. I was disturbed enough while writing this story, I don't need images of those things buzzing around in my head.
He he, buzzing.
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There are some people who seem to believe changelings use the spider wasp method for reproducing, with ponies being the spider.
Those people are silly, because that form of reproduction is ludicrously inefficient for eusocial insects, so they don't do it. All parasatoid wasps are solitary for just that reason.
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There's no evidence to prove that changelings even have a hive structure. I think they live in the badlands, in a warped, twisted mockery of regular life. They then reproduce with each other.
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Also true, but those same people will be making changelings non-sentient emotionless eusocial things at the same time.
None of that crap is supported, and the non-sentient thing even has active evidence against it. Same for emotionless.
Also, for some reason, I find this song fitting for the idea of a changeling roaming the badlands. Just replace "Wasteland" with "Badland".
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You have appealed to my interests by bringing fallout into this.
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But of course. Just don't ask me to read Fallout: Equestria, because that thing is too damn long for me to ever get around to reading.
...You've probably been able to guess that I'm a fan of the changelings. I was very happy when they finally added a character tag for the "normal changeling", though it isn't quite a normal tag...
Probably like them so much because they're ripe for fan interpretation.
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I was planning to be happy once they added a changeling character tag, then I remember I haven't written a story with changelings and am not planning to anytime in the near future.
Oh my god this is the single funniest fan fiction I've ever read....this needs the feature box...now.
You should have put this disclaimer at the top, not the bottom! I ran off to the bathroom as soon as I read Tyrone's secret of being so chill.
I now have earache and hypothermia. Thanks a lot.
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T'was my secret, evil plot. Soon, the whole world will have hypothermia and earaches, making it so much easier to conquer them.
Too late! I'm gonna take this seriously, and you can't stop me!
EDIT:
Gah why did I take it seriously whyyyyy
Oh, if only somebody had warned me not to!
Isn't this based off a joke from some stand-up comic? S/he talked about a giant spider and something about cucumbers being on sale, I'm pretty sure. Or I'm pretty insane. Maybe both.
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Did someone already do this? I don't know, I don't pay much attention to stand-up comics. Were they handsome and talented like I am?
You spelled flu wrong.
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How the hell did I manage to fuck up so badly...?
I'm honestly ashamed of myself right now. Fixed.
1895035 As ashamed as you were for writing the fic?
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Almost. Not quite, though. Also, I fixed the annoying commas in place that commas don't belong problem.
1895063 Yeah, I was gonna point those out too...
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Sometime while writing fics, I realized that commas didn't go in the places I was putting them. Half of my fics have annoying commas, half don't. I'm actually in the process of fixing them all right now.
1895078 Same here actually, well, no, not really, at present, it's RL that takes precedence, but then I intend to look over my fics myself, of course, it always helps to have an editor.
Spiders are indeed chill.
As are you, my good sir.
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Says the guy with the talking snowflake avatar.
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lolz and behold, dem punz approacheth.
Damn Tyrone why you gotta be so chill.
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Tyrone finally got his shit together.
So many lulz... What a cool spider. Haha.
This made me laugh waaaaay harder than I thought. You earned your thumbs up.
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And when SHE leaned in
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Fixed
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Great story BTW. Left me with some lulz.
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That is what we at Ponywords™ Inc. strive for.
OK. You know what? I'm adding you to my watch list. It's very rare that I actually laugh out loud at a story. I sense great things...
I loved this story
i want a chill spider now, he can go on a date with the girl that dumped me and make her pay 
an personally i hate dubstep, but the two hours in an ice bath, than you realizing that's were your ice cubes went, that was hilarious
I don't regret following you at all
It's the rebirth of Spiderbro!
I love you. for real.
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We should get married.
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Okay I'm not paying for the ceremony. Author of fanfiction doesn't pay very much.
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yeah unfortunately I can't pay either. so... let's just elope then.