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Spacetime accidents-
A foreign invasion-
Friends with stuff to haul-

The new 2013 Applejack can handle all this and more!

Chapters (3)
Comments ( 94 )

Truck it, let's read this !

Full of win

“She’s also compatible with ethanol,” put in Twilight.
“Well we knew that,” Pinkie laughed. “Applejack is the local cider maker, after all.”


Nice to know XM radio still works in Equestria.

"Wow, I coulda had a V8," said nopony whatsoever.

Okay, I admit it. I laughed. Rather a lot, in fact. Certainly a lot funnier than that tedious humanoid television show My Mother, the Car, which aired back when I was, um, much younger.

1812381 Sounds like that show must have had wicked backseat drivers.

Yeah, it's got a High Energy Matter Integrator. Sweet. :raritywink:

It's a shame that Applejack didn't get to do any applebucking today.
On second thought...

Only you, TNAB...

Only you. :pinkiehappy:

That said:


Awww.. Applejack never even tried her robot mode....

Transformers, Ponies in Disguise!

Now... Turn Big Mac into a Mack truck.

Hey, makes sense doesn't it?

Words cannot express *:facehoof: i'll certainly read more.

Please don't be a Ford. Please don't be a Ford.
Dear Celestia, the picture looks like a Ford. :raritycry:

"The unicorn shrieked and smacked her face on the window while attempting to escape. "

There. I have a smile on my face for the rest of the day. Thank you.
!!! Someone draw it !!!

Twilight Sparkle, where is the HEMI?”
Twilight tried her hardest to keep her mouth from moving, but she had to answer. At the last second, she managed to divert the question with something she remembered from the owner’s manual. “Applejack has one.”

Aaaaannndd it's a Dodge! Have all of my internets!:pinkiehappy:

Insert Transformers reference.

Fancypants and/or Fleur would be some sort of Porsche :trollestia:

There are no proper adjectives with which I can describe how I feel about this, so instead I shall re-purpose an adverb / noun: This is just so yes.

Is that HEMI stands for? I knew it!

You know, I think there was a cartoon back in the 90s about this...

I knew there was a reason I followed you. I'd love to see something like what you said in the author's notes written. I don't think the fandom would be complete without it.

Pinkie is some kind of party van, or perhaps a party bus. Twilight is a modest Volkswagen sedan. To their chagrin, Fluttershy is a Dodge Viper and Rainbow is a Toyota Prius. For lulz.

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: PLEASE DO IT!
Also, I concur with the Transformers vibes I got from this :rainbowdetermined2:

Chrysalis: ELIMINATE WILLE NELSON!! :flutterrage:

oh yes, that was a good story indeed. I approve!

Comment posted by cpl_scipio deleted May 20th, 2016

She apologized and said she had mistaken the planet’s dominant life form.”

Ford Prefect much? Love the subtle Hitchhiker's guide reference.

Now, don't you dare slight Jerry Van Dyke's Magnum Opus!


Activate turbo buck!

Task two was neutralizing Willie Nelson.

I almost peed myself! This was funny as hell!


XD glad I wasn't the only one thinking this!


The picture is a Ford F-150 Crew cab. However HEMI is trademarked by Chrysler. Applejack is a Dodge.

I sure hope Apple-ram has towel in the glove box.

Truck my ass, this is the best trucking fuck fic I've ever laid my trucking eyes on.

I was snickering the entire time. Truly a laugh.

So going by this, Herbie the Love Bug was obviously a transformed pony!

Comment posted by totallynotabrony deleted Dec 17th, 2012

1814113 1812541 That's weird. I was using a Power Wagon as my model when I was making the art.
I can see where you're coming from, though. I thought it looked too much like an F-250 :twilightblush:

Riight... And Celestia into a Rolls-Royce... :trollestia:
Still, I wanna see that happening :pinkiehappy:

1814449 I think the changeling should become Kit. Kit can change its/his appearance, right? Maybe Bumblebee instead. :ajsmug:

Applejack got turned into a truck?!:ajbemused:

is that Gabe Newell chilling behind it?

1814535 Curbside Cupcakes.

Oh god Pinkie, Cupcakes has become mobile. Pony flesh, coming to a town near you!

I honestly have no idea about what the hell just happened.
But I laughed.
And I don't know who Willie Nelson is, but I fell on the floor at that part.

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