Porkmetheus is an exceptional pig, and Ponyville's most energetic porcine resident. After an accident sparks his tiny imagination, he wonders if, maybe, he too could fly!
A short one-shot inspired by One Bad Apple and the opening of Too Many Pinkie Pies.
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Just a silly little one-shot in between chapters of AoAJ.
That pig is the smartest idiot I've ever seen.
Also I choose to believe the moral of this story is that hats are important.
Swine flew east and swine flew west. Swine flew over the cuckoo's nest.
In other news, nicely written. Hurrah!
Well this is.... Unexpected.... But we are amused to say the least.
Porkmetheus is best pig.
That is all.
I should be studying for a test in 40 minutes. Still, I'm glad I read this.
That was absolutely brilliant. Hail Porkmetheus, Equestria's greatest porcine adventurer!
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1686921>>1686978 Thanks!
1687172 But Gruntle is a close second among named pigs from mlp.
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I love the way you wrote this. This was a really nice reading
Ok, now all that's left is to read the story of alicorn Applejack. That one is going to take a while...
How very silly. But funny.
1713790 Thanks! Let me know what you think of AoAJ.
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Thanks.
This is the best thing.
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What is this I don't even...*thumbs up*
1717249 Thanks. I couldn't stop smiling as I wrote it.
1717263 Oh my... I can't stop staring.
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1729869 That sums it up nicely. Needs more pony tho XD
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I live to serve.
1732482 But can that desire to serve be translated to more chapters sooner?:P
I thought Porkmetheus was the titan who gave pigs the gift of mud.
Funny AND endearing! These are always a great combination.
Also:
I had a hard time NOT thinking about it while reading.
1759958 You are very right. Our Hero was named after that majestic porker. OR WAS HE!?
1805217 Dang, I really, really need to sit down and watch that movie. I love Miyazaki.
2018403Whoa! Took you THAT long to find this comment!?
Ah well! Another song shared!
2018411 Sorry,
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2018429I just find it odd that you were able to reply to a more recent comment of mine before this one.
"A pig that doesn't fly is just a pig." :)
By the way:
You need a comma before "Fluttershy".
I see what you did there.
Well that was quaint and funny and awesome.
A protagonist with an absurd goal and situational confusion are both great vehicles for humor, but this didn't really make me crack up as much as, say, Twilight Sparkle vs The Equestrian Library Association or Rocks, Boomboxes,and Kidney Stones. Not that this isn't a great story; it was well paced and executed, but it was also more amusing than hysterical.
Here's what my brain fed me at the end:
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Same thing here.
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Doh! You know, I took over a year of Latin in high school I think and I STILL didn't realize the names didn't line up.
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This OTOH I am merely confused that my brain didn't make the connection, rather than mildly embarrassed by that lack.
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Another broken link.
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Yes, NOW it is, almost two years later.
Look at the post times, man.
Also, your username is familiar. Didn't I see you on RHJ's forums once?
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I figured it was a matter of the passage of time, yes. Still, if nobody mentions it, then the option isn't available to fix it. Yeah, pretty silly on my part I guess.
And yes, I used to hang out on those forums. Might return one of these days, but I'm more likely to show up on his IRC channel than that.
That was great!