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A fanfic reviewer and writer. Brony since 2011.


Soarin tries to wait for a pie to cool before eating it. He fails, and this is the in-depth result. Rated teen for mild languague, graphic scenes of gluttony, and a sexual reference.

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Have you red Equestrian pie ? You are not screwed up.

I don't know what this is, but I love it!:heart:


Can't say I have.
Glad you think so!:twilightsmile:
Yesss... Pie....

EDIT: 'Twould seem that I've forgotten to change the tag from incomplete to complete. Gonna do that now. :derpytongue2:

Insane? Me? Perish the thought! :pinkiecrazy:

Did he eat Pinkie? At least :pinkiecrazy: had the descency to bake her prey into cupcakes first. Raw canibilism is in some ways even worse.

Or did 'unspeakable things' refer to less violent acts of public indescency?

Yeah, he ate her, but outside of the context you originally thought, if you catch my drift. :raritywink:

I am grateful that Pinkie did not die. That would have been :fluttercry:

Oh, no, I'm just gonna rate this teen, then have Pinkie get cannibalized. That would make complete sense! Seriously though, I wouldn't do that. I'm nowhere near that insane yet. :pinkiecrazy:

Keep the insanity at current levels. It makes for ammusing 'tales'. But don't think that insanity should be squelched. Alice in Wonderland is completely insane. It is still a classic.

Right. I shall maintain a perfect level of insanity. I shall go to Regidar level at most, never approaching Nunchuks level.

poor poor soren...:applecry: HES OUT OF PIE :raritycry:

I was addicted to pie once ( though a kind of pie that burned after you ate it, not during :raritywink:).
Seriously though, I like it, but it needs to be a lot longer. A lot longer. I honestly want this to turn into a bucking 150,000 word long novel about Soarin' and his comedic addiction. Make it happen... Please? :applecry:

Yeah... I've got nowhere NEAR the level of dedication to do THAT yet. :twilightblush:

Such a sweet romance story...

Thank you for your sarcastic comment, adorable profile pic, and your favorite. All of them are dearly appreciated. :derpytongue2:

Sarcasm? Me? How could you say such an awful thing!

Oh, MY! I'm ever SO sorry for insinuating something so obviously false. My deepest apologies.

Complete insanity. What's up with your horrendous spelling, intentional or otherwise?

2369860 intentional geez atitude much

So I've noticed. :moustache:

Would you expect someone who's username actually means insanity would be even remotely sane?:pinkiecrazy:


Oh my gosh that's so cray-cray!:pinkiecrazy: :heart:

Indeed it is. :moustache:

My god soarin's munching on pinkie's sweet cheeks :rainbowlaugh:

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