I was expecting his parents to walk in on him.

Woohoo! New chapter!!! YUSH!!!

The chicken thing bugged the hell out of me, not only would it be against their nature, ponies should not even have the capability to process meat. Don't know what possessed you to put that there.

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Oh I'm sure that's coming soon.

And my phone can't edit again...damn it Knighty.

Anyway, the bold for Milky's perspective is quite unnecessary and frankly, annoying and distracting.

Likin the fast updates

OH COME ON!!!!!! JUST LET HIM HEAR HER SAY SHE LOVES HIM!!!!!!!

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why and how?
they dunno where he lives o.o

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I dont know, i just thought it would be fumy for them to walk in while hes plowing some pony vag.

The date was quite adorable, and I liked the song you choose for his song for Milky ^^

2083264 It's magic, rules of nature can go screw a concrete pole.

2083407 I think it would have been both more plausible and more awkward if they walked into the restaurant when he was serenading Milky

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Actually some horses do have the ability to digest meat and by extension a species such as them would most likely maintain the 'periodic or temporary omnivore' trait but I'd bet the main reason we don't see ponies eating meat is social stigma and the reason milky having no problem against it is simply the very different diet that comes with magic breasts

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So chicken is somehow toxic to ponies like chocolate is to dogs? Eh... not quite. I guess you never saw the video of a horse eating a fallen bird as it was grazing grass (no, it didn't spit it out). I'd postulate ponies may not get as much out of chicken as humans do, but it's no worse for Ryan to be chowing down on a daisy sandwich. But this is all speculation and trying to apply Earth rules on Equestria.

It's pretty much fannon that ponies, as a whole, are herbivore and shun meat eating to various degrees... but it is cannon that Applejack was picking out something to eat at a party and she almost chose the ham(?) sandwich, thus proving meat (or something that looked a lot like sliced deli products) exists in Ponyville and ponies will eat it. So Milky's statement saying that "ponies don't normally eat meat" is true.

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And she wants to hear him say he loves her. Saying he really really likes her, like, likes her a lot... that was such a childish cop-out. Good grief, Anon has to man up and say it.

Commence read.

Well that had some nice as well as steamy moments.

2083272 Just trying to emphasis that the point of view has changed for that scene. I like having a visual representation of that, rather than not, and having a comment saying "I got confused when it switched perspectives".

2083553 They both have to man up. There's a reason why they haven't said it, yet (in Milky's case, not said it to Anon when he's conscious). Don't worry though, they'll find their courage soon enough.

this story is just awesome but now I am really wanting to see this guys parents and watch them flip out but we all know he pull through their crap that they will say to him

2083477 Actually, that's exactly what I wanted to say. Sure, real life ponies could easily get sick from meat, but Earth Ponies are robust. If your body has innate magic, what better to use it for than protecting you from sickness. So it's not:"F you it's Magic I don't have to explain shit(which is a really stupid thing to say) but rather: They are Magical Ponies, they are made of sterner stuff than our Universe's Ponies. They heal Broken bones in three days, they can take a little chicken.

The second most obvious use for Magic is of course Sex. Which is why I will overlook the ridiculous depiction of Anal. But in the interest of Puplic safety: Don't stick your penis which was inside an Ass anywhere else: It's gross AND Dangerous. Use condoms, it's much more Hygienic and: When Anal then: LUBE! LUBE! LUBE!

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But in the interest of Public safety: Don't stick your penis which was inside an Ass anywhere else: It's gross AND Dangerous. Use condoms, it's much more Hygienic and: When Anal then: LUBE! LUBE! LUBE!

That would make for a fantastic sign in a Doctor's office, or something.

First comment I see when I clicked that second YouTube link:

Milking The Milkmare forced this garbage song on me.

Pffft.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh SHIT, that made my day!

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(Earthly) Horses are perfectly capable of eating meat. They can't live off of it, but it doesn't harm them. I've had two bologna sandwiches nipped right out of my hands personally, and it's common knowledge amongst horsefolk that the beasties are perfectly willing to scarf up meaty things (alive or dead - those baby ducks got vacuumed) if they come across them.

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but how angry do you think they would be if they caught him red handed, railing some pony cooder

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Fun Fact - Daffodils are poisonous to humans.

2083241 Dude, don't jinx it... Or do, either way is good...

Aww yeah!

Y'know... "I" should've sung this:

2085878 As great as that song is, it's a little too long to write for the fic.

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Twilight, call the vet quickly! I told you not to leave your sandwich on the table where the human could get it...!

(Luckily we've never had that happen with our dogs and chocolate/grapes)

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I said nothing about daffodils...

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Well you said ponies can't eat chicken. I merely pointed out the fact that someone ate a daffodil sandwich during the date.

Someone's gonna roll over dead.

Checkered shirt? Slacks? The hell is this? I would never!
Sing infront of a crowd? I'd probably sing with my head hanging and my voice very low, and my answer to going up there would probably be, " I WOULD RATHER DIE!"
Hnnngh, so cute! "I wanna grow old....with you....."
Yet again laying upon the floor like a corpse, and i'm covered in Milky.

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nosy parents have nag sense that they use to either phone you when you are on cloud nine or just pop in unannouced to find you rutting something forbidden, aka getting familiar with her all winking eye, aka hopping on the reverse saddle, aka .... actually i lost my train of thought there... where was I again? Oh right.. I had my parents and my old flings parents caught me deflowering their daughter in some of the most bizzarre places.
That week of marines training was fucking hell. But damn was it totally worth it.

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xDD you have an interesting life
and i am adding those to me 'ways of saying sex with a pony' collection

"Ryan and Daisy both ordered a daffodil sandwich,"
hate to be a buzz. but daffodil's are poison's to humans. so im guessing by the end of the night hes going to get his stomach pumped. :P

...DAMMIT! Milky! Tell him for the love of God!

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Whoops. It's been corrected to a more edible flower.

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Well since you have ponies eating chicken, it's not too out of place. And it is sort of funny when I know that tidbit of information and someone writes a human eating a daffodil sandwich. Makes for amused eye roll moments.

2089464 True, but at least when ponies eat chicken, it doesn't make them horrifically ill.

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True, true.

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Caught red-hoofed reading clop brony :3
Nah jks. Tis a good ship yes?

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D'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have been reading this story since the start, and reread every chapter, while waiting for the next... oh damn this is the sweetest love story I have ever heard, seen, and read in my entire life... this is good clop but it is so much more romantic... i just finished reading chapter five, i spent the whole clop scene crying my eyes out over the song he sang for milky... so... soo.... amazing !! 5/5 for me wow wow

2085878 I would as well.

Call me an ignorant idiot but I never knew daffodils were poisonous to humans.
The more you know.

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Told you it was perfect.
I seem to have this knack for finding the right music for the moment.
That or everytime it's just total coincedence.

BEST.....CLOPFIC........EVER :D

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Did you help with this beautiful piece of writing? :D Or at least find the music for it? Cause the writing just wow, the music in this chapter WOW :D it all fitted together perfectly XD