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Regidar


irresistible

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Well, this ship really is out there...

Expect nothing less from Reg :D

The virgin fallout: equestria vs the chad spitfucker

I usually don't comment before reading a story...
but how the hell does one non-consensually fuck a nuclear warhead?

“Don’t you know anything about nuclear physics?” Spitfire shot at him scornfully. “The spiders are the source of the bomb’s nuclear fusion!” She hit the side of the explosive with her hoof, an atonal, muted thump emanating from it. “They place the spiders inside of an empty shell, and they build a miniature society inside; then you wait a few months for their society to discover nuclear fusion, and then you’re ready to go sling ‘em at Saddle Arabians!”

This was fucking incredible :rainbowkiss:

Regidar is the most creative author on this site, for better or worse.

This story delivered everything I hoped it would. I liked how even the mailmare was a terrible person.

What's next, 6 feet under sex?

Glad you’re back my dude.

Wow talk about an explosive climax

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As far as I know, that's the only way, since atomic weapons aren't capable of giving consent. Well, maybe the spiders are. Would all the spiders have to consent or is a majority enough to say the bomb consents as a whole?

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boo get off the stage

Radiation jokes are kind of dated, only used by gamma males who are unstable in the head, fission for a cheap laugh with low-energy bait. This story is somewhat bananas, which I'd normally find rad, but I'm afraid I must go critical. Spitfire's rapidly decaying sanity may sound like a kiloton of fun on paper, but in reality, it was a dud. That kind of boomer humor may be a blast for the cockroaches that will like anything, but I found only sickness here.

And it's sure noble of you to write this story, but I need to address the elephant's foot in the room. Your head is an empty wasteland of ideas. Ur cranium's depleted. Come back after some mental proliferation and try again, and maybe we can even edit for each other for some mutually assured constructive criticism. Do good, and I'll even bake you a celebratory yellowcake.

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Come on someone had to make the joke and no one in the comments seemed willing to so... yeah bye

... ... ... Happy Fallout Day?

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absolute legend

10100145
you still have to pay the 5 dollar entry fee and dont forget to rate me five stars on yelp

Fantastic. I've been telling people for a long time that there aren't enough clopfics about fucking nuclear weapons.

this was ... something :rainbowhuh:

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We talking insects? Or a literal giant of a woman towering over a beta male while deciding whether to sit on his dick or his face?

For the record, I know what you actually mean.

10100144
You're a beast for coming up with that! The comment section is yours.

قد يأتي السلام والحب إليك

May peace and love come to you!

what the fuck did I just read

This has to be the best story on the site. I was laughing my ass off the whole time. Love you regidar never change

This has to be the best story on the site. I was laughing my ass off the whole time. Love you regidar never change

... What the heck was this?!

Well, at least we now know the prelude of Fallout: Equestria.

Holy flying f*ck… that was, certainly something. I ask myself, “how does this guy come up with this stuff?” Because I honestly don’t have a single clue. This story, was such organized chaos, it was hilarious, weird, just absolutely insane and uncomfortable, especially towards the end, Spitfire acting up.
I love the continuous use of ‘A unicorn master race’ and usually racism against someone in these stories, it’s just absolutely hilarious because it feels so unnatural, because it’s a show about friendly ponies, now swearing and acting slightly racist in these stories, it’s just comedic gold for me.
The whole story from start to finish was awesome, the mailpony’s interaction and comments were hilarious, Soarin being retarded, the whole thing with the spiders, just had me dying.
The ending, your just dashing between describing the situation of Spitfire, being a horny weirdo, to the entire planet just being utterly annihilated, from just one atomic bomb, my jaw was just agape that whole last paragraph, and then Luna comes along like a cheap last skit, had me bursting with laughter.

Overall absolutely insane story, with such unexpected, unpredictable turns and twists.

“Finally gonna make minimum wage No more late nights or anxious days Gonna make minimum wage at last Finally gonna get some meat on my ass
Making ten bits per hour It’s gonna be great I won’t even care if the pay’s late Making ten bits per hour It’s gonna rock All you poor losers can suck my—“

Are we just ignoring this legendary song

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Wait, no shot that this is the translation
That is so crack up lol

11712257
don't make me vocaroo you my terrible acoustic rendition of it

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inshallah

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