Doctor Whooves leaned against the door, fumbling with the sonic screwdriver in his mouth. "'Ow does 'is fing even work?" he mumbled, trying to find the setting that locks doors. After a moment, he found it and locked the angry Dalek that was following him outside. He sighed in relief.
"Exterminate! Exterminate!" the Dalek behind the door said.
Doctor Whooves wiped his brow with a forearm. This was harder than he thought it would be. You see, he hadn't been Doctor Whooves for very long. Just a few short days ago, he had been Sepia Tock, the Ponyville clock-maker.
Everypony in town had always believed he was some sort of gallivanting adventurer called 'The Doctor'. This was absurd, of course- he was just Sepia Tock. Sadly, though, nopony believed him when he said so. He would be stopped on the street, asked about his latest adventure. He was getting sick of it.
Eventually, he had realized that nopony would ever believe him when he said he wasn't the Doctor. So, when he had gained the powers of an Alicorn, he thought it would be a good idea to become the Doctor.
He was wrong.
It had only been a few days since he had used his magic to pop a sonic screwdriver and a TARDIS into existence, and he had already had twelve near-death experiences. First, he was shot at by a Cyber-Mare, then, he had almost been burned to death by a Pyrovile! He rubbed the sore spot on his side where the burn was still healing. Maybe he should go home?
He could see the shadow of a Dalek coming around the corner in front of him. It must have stopped trying to open the door and gone around! He made up his mind. He would go home.
After he stopped the Daleks from invading Equestria.
Wasn't his name Time Turner?
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It's fanon. I don't put any stock into that, Octavia barely reacted to Pinkie's presence at the Gala other than mild annoyance.
Hey, what about MY character? How come you aren't doing my OC? I hate you I hate you! Unless you do my OC! Little King and his two Tigers need to be in this fic!
It's funny because it's my penis. Haha.
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Your penis is a Mary Sue and will not go in my fic.
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If it ever comes.
Over 400 followers not even a single damned offer for cover art. I've got cover art on the way for my timberwolf story, though.
See Sepia? You should have gotten some help....now go save us all.
1752091 No it's not! It's written perfectly as a legitimate character! It's just as good as any of the rest! You're just jealous!
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Now in my personal headcannon, Derpy Hooves and Ditzy Doo are two different ponies (the derpy that is actually seen in winter wrap-up has a lilac mane), and Ditzy and the third pie-sister went into mad-science business with each other, as both of them were inspired by sisters that casually disproved causality.
GIlda, Garble, and Zecora need chapters. I also want to see the rest of the plot. Not plot as in butts, but the actual progression of the story.
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It's... *Sob* It's true! I'm jealous of your fantastic penis!
*Curls up into fetal position and proceeds to cry*
I wonder what RD would be doing.
1752139 It's okay. Most people are. Calm down and I might even let you see it.
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This is my lifelong dream.
1752159 Unfortunately, if I were to fulfill that dream, your life would have no purpose. I'm sorry, but you'll just have to imagine the glory that is my dick. Luckily, I have a very close approximation of it for your viewing pleasure.
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1752139 I read that the first time as 'pathetic'. I don't know why.
(OTHER THAN IT'S TRUE)
1752086 ... Nice to see that you put so much effort into this... Dr. Whooves is the Fanon name, and Time Turner is his official name, as it is on the official trading cards.
1752073 Yes, it is. The author didn't bother to spend much time researching before he answered you. You are correct, don't worry.
Chapter was fun and short. Thanks for adding it for me.
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I've seen Sepia Tock for a non-Timelord version of that character before.