Intermission: Iron Will
"Do you want to drop your doormat ways? Do you want ponies to stop pushing you around? If so, all you need to do is take Iron Will's self help program. If you're not satisfied, you. Pay. Nothing!"
Ponies of all colours crowded the stage, eagerly awaiting the seminar to come. Iron Will's self help seminars were legendary in Equestria, and they were willing to spend anything to get cured of their doormat-syndrome.
Which probably proved how much they needed to stop being doormats.
"Do you want to be an amazing Alicorn like Iron Will?" the minotaur-turned-Alicorn roared. The ponies in the crowd looked around in confusion.
A lime coloured pony lifted her hoof. "But we already are Alicorns!" she said.
Iron Will rolled his eyes. "I mean, do you want to be amazing Alicorns! Emphasis on amazing!"
The crowd cheered. "Come on everypony, stomp your hooves!" he called out. The crowd did as instructed, stomping their hooves on the ground, causing it to rumble. "Okay everypony! What do you do if somepony treats you like a pushover?" Everypony in the crowd mumbled to each other.
The same lime green pony from before raised her hoof. "Politely ask them to stop?" she asked. Iron will rolled his eyes.
"No! Repeat after me! Treat me like a pushover, and you'll get the once over!"
The crowd repeated it enthusiastically. The lime mare raised her hoof again. "What is it now, lady?" he asked, exasperated.
"What if you don't want to give them the once over?"
"Just get out of here, lady."
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1747632
Or maybe she's just a unicorn who's good at magic, with a generic pony name and none of this evidence was intended.
1747649 Allright. I find the sense of humor in this story extremly funny. Although... Iron Will?
...
Still upvoting.
1747632 1747649
Gotta agree with CluelessBrony here. If she becomes an Alicorn, that's it, the series is over. Who wants to watch an almighty godess learn about friendship?
If Twilight becomes an Alicorn, she won't need her friends for anything anymore, except as someone to talk to. In short, she would suffer from "if you can do it, I can do it better" syndrome. Also known as Mary Sue syndrome.
My personal guess is they're going to teach her how to wield dark magic, like in the premier. Those beams were low-level dark magic, and the book at the end is black with runic symbols.
Might I humbly request a Doctor Whooves intermission?
How about Lyra? As an Alicorn, there must be something she can do about her (lack of) hands...
Alicorn Cranky please.
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True, though you could go with the Sepia Tock route. Have him freak out when ponies think he is the Doctor. That can go pretty well with his new alicorn powers.
1747730 Suppose that's not a book of magic or anything like that, but rather this.
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Colgate was odd, Iron Will was kind of funny, I wonder who you are planning to do next? (Please be Spike or any other character that is awesome)
1747804
Oh, that's funny.
But if they've lived and ruled for over a thousand years and haven't balanced the checkbook, that's some serious trouble there. You'd think they'd have learned mathmatics in all that time...
1747840 I'm sure that Celestia could have forgotten about the checkbook, considering all that she had to do for 1000 years. After all, Luna could have been the one to balance it normally, considering that she's the one seen with a math tool.
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Crystal Ponies find the unchanged Sombra.
And Mi Nympho Cadenza takes advantage of alicorn Studly Armor.
Alocornify the teenage dragons.
Those four words feel more dramatic and ominous than any other phrase said or unsaid.
1748293 THIS
1747649Eh, maybe.
DO GILDA!
I WANT TO SEE GILDA!
And Doctor Whooves!
CAN YOU DO A SCOOTALOO ONE?
AND A DERPY ONE?
OR ONE OF MY OC?(HER NAME IS TREBLE CELF)
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I already did a CMC one and a Derpy one.
As for your OC, I won't add it in an intermission, but if you want him/her in one of my stories, hit up this blog post.