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I don't think I can deal with this!
Still waiting on the bongo reading.....
Uwaaa? Thanks for the awkward smile, I suppose.
This was weeird but cute in way
With stuff like this, you could be the next Shell Silverstien.
Erk. I'm sorry, but poetry like this infuriates me something fierce. Call it a personal preference, or a bias, or whatever. Love and tolerate. I won't judge. I'll just reserve the right to silently seethe.
...oh, not the sex stuff. That's fine. But the cadence! Look at those mismatched syllables per line! Arrrrg!
3340149 Yeah, I question my own ability to produce poetry. Hence, the story description.
I'm accepting submissions for the compilation, if you would like to show me how it's done.
LOL
Q: Why are chicken eggs rounded?
A: So the chickens arse doesn't slam shut with a bang
This is going to be a good why to past the time!
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I feel your pain. It'll all be ok, go read some classic haiku.
Her butt slammed shut... What the heckhey does that mean?
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Reciting this is like trying to dance, on the wing of a sopwith camel, during a dogfight. I've read procedurally generated spam that scans better than it.
The Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz can keep his 3rd place rank only because this was disqualified on the grounds that it is not poetry at all, but anti-poetry.
Slammed... shut? I don't understand.
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Short story: Zecora dumped him after finding out he's a gelding... and his bed performance was not enough to convince her to keep him.
....What?
it's so deep
i feel trippy. Am i drunk?