King Sombra is now the ruler of the Crystal Empire. His first order of business? Stairs.
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Hooves Like Jagger
The thought "Oh no, not this guy again," given human form.
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Yesssssssss!
King Sombra loves stairs!
Looks good. Will read it later
Seems witty and short. Reading now.
Ah yes, the first of many Sombra x Stairs fics.
Um...... okay?
That was enjoyable, although not as funny as I wish it would be. Great job you got my like!
Well, that was brilliant.
Now I have an image of shadowy Sombra yelling staaaaaaaaaaairs as he fell down a pit.
I told ya, I told ya about stairs bro!
This sounds fun. Titty sprinkles
Wow. Only one day since season 3 and already there are fics about Sombra.. and Stairs..
Sombra x Stairs?
I can't wait for my Sombra clop to be posted!
...
XD Very funny. Definitely explains why the Crystal Empire went into a deep slumber, and why there were so many stairs.
i don't know what to say. i feel like i shouldn't be this amazed but this was a good fic
wonderfully done lol just wasn't expecting such a good sombra x stairs fic bravo 
There would be one long staircase just going up,
And one even longer coming down,
And one more leading nowhere, just for show.
Good quick vignette.
1598510Titty Sprinkles.Your right!It does sound fun!
This was hilarious to read. Definitely a favorite.
I cried at the end so sad
"My love for stairs is greater than yours!"
Unused King Sombra quote
That was funny! You have a like and a fave from me!
This is my head canon for Sombra's backstory from now on. Well done!
All he wanted was stairs...
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It is only a fetish if you are attracted to an aspect of something instead of the thing itself.
Like a foot fetish, tail fetish, a bondage fetish.
No, King Sombra has what certain groups of people like to call "a problem."
I find this easy to fap to.
Dammit Royal sisters, this is why we can't have nice stairs.
wat
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Here, this will explain everything.
I kind of figured King Sombra just wanted to Slide down all those stairs in a Clothes banquet or something
It was okay ...
Could have used more stairs though.
Poor Sombra!
Here, maybe this will cheer you up!
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... I just gave you the equivalent of a PlayBoy, didn't I?
I'm guessing he hates elevators if he likes stairs
[A good King Sombra?Not really, started reading it further.Very funny fan fiction!
Good backstory, but that's just one backstory theory.
This fanfic provides more of a backstory for King Sombra than both episodes. I don't know how I feel about this...
Hmmm... Seems Legit.
Hmmm... Seems Legit.
Wow, I need to stop headcannon-izing every fanfic I read
Seriously though, until more adequate backstory is given, this is cannon, because it fits him perfectly and makes total sense, surprisingly enough.
1599641 dude i like got half way thru and had to stop to let out my evil laugh here it is ''STAIRS, SO MANY STAIRS MWA, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, GO SOMBRA GO'' i love the vilians and that made me a pegasister.
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All joking aside, this was pretty damn funny. It is now fanon.
He has this guy's mannerisms,
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But I imagine him with the voice of this guy, for whatever reason.
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This guy, on the other hand,
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Just got a like and favorite from this guy.
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did you mean hers?
LOLZ!!!! That's all i have to say about that.
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Wow, thank you for that
Okay, that made no f**king sense, but it does provide an explanation, which is more than the show did. To add to the list of canonical things that Sombre did while in power: appoint Gak as his royal adviser. Who is also secretly the Smooze in disguise.
Yep, checks out
Okay, that was far more amusing than I expected. It would have been really easy to just make it entirely goofy, but there's a good deal of real material here, especially when it comes to the comparison between Sombra and the queen who ruled before him. The fact that the tone is completely deadpan and serious throughout creates a great contrast with the utter absurdity of his stair obsession and makes it a lot more amusing than it would have been if it were just "lol stairs are awesome". It obviously leans towards the joke fic end of the spectrum, but it's still enjoyable enough to be worth looking at.
Also, in the third paragraph "It was no doubt" should be "There was no doubt".
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Ah, Sombra. A character with less lines than Derpy, and almost as much fan-speculation. Ok, not nearly as much, but in the words of Pinkie,
Sombra is the good guy, trollestia strikes again
!
Beautiful. Bucking B-E-A-UTIFUL
Hahhh!
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I'm not sure whether I should be proud of the ship I just gave birth to or freaked out.
But you know what? If there was clop in this, I bet I would have gotten featured. Maybe it's not too late...
Seems legit. Certainly makes sense why there are so many stairs. More stairs than ALL OF EQUESTRIA COMBINED!
Seems Legit