• Member Since 28th Apr, 2012
  • offline last seen March 4th

Darth Link 22

I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.



A few months after the events of Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000, Applejack decides to officially integrate the others into her family with an Apple tradition: a long night of cider drinking.

The next morning Applejack wakes up...in Twilight's bed...with a gold band on her hoof...and a legally binding document on the bedside table...

Cover art by ThePristineEye

Contribute to the TVTropes page!

Check out the live reading!

And check out About Last Night: A Deleted Scene, by EquesTRON.

Chapters (22)
Comments ( 1883 )

Well, here it is, my long promised AppleSparkle fic. I had a lot of fun writing this chapter, if only to set up the out there things that are going to happen to everypony here. And believe me: Twilight and Applejack's situation? It's not as bad as it seems: it's much, much worse!

EDIT: Okay, finally. According to the Submission Button, there is only five minutes until posting. There you go.

I was cracking up from just the description. I'm now afraid to know what the story itself will do to me.

Ok. I love how you juggle the different storylines, and keep the characters different but real. I don't think I could pick a favorite drunk pony.

Oh hoh hoh! This looks interesting. Adding to my read later as i'm in the middle of another story at the moment.

Well, at least she knows her new last name!

Adding this to my read list, got fav updates too lol

BAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! :rainbowlaugh: Oh Celestia this is going to be absolutely hilarious I just KNOW it! Drunk Mane Six are best pones. Hilarious story by an excellent author? Instant like and fave. Keep up the awesome work!! :twilightsmile:

let me geuss, royal marriage can't be annuled?

1588350 What's not to like about their situation? They got drunk, had kinky (probably terrible) drunken secks, got married, and now they get to deal with the consequences. I see no problems here.

Rarity on the other hand.......she might be in for a bad morning.....

SHYEEUUUUUUUSSSS! this was exactly as enjoyable and random as I was expecting. The perfect concentration of drunk ponies, terrible ideas, and Big Mac trying (keyword trying) to keep a lid on all the nonsense. Drunk Pinkie is new best pony.

Yes, oh my glob, that is hilarious. I do wonder where they got a priest at that hour. Also, we now get to see drunk Rarity assault Blueblood.

Can't wait for the next chapter.

1594953 Los Pegasus? Nah...maybe a priest from Los Pegasus was taking a vacation in Ponyville?

I am so looking forward to this. Two most level-headed Mane Six make a good pair, even just for the lulz.

Meanwhile...Rarity groans and winces as the sunlight hits her in the eyes as she tries to sit up only to be restrained by the sleeping forms of Fancypants and Fluer.

I vote that u update as soon as possible

Trollestia for the win here. Although flutters secret might be better.

Oh man, can't wait to see the aftermath of this adventure.

I'm guessing this is Non-canon to the Post-Nupitals/Families/what have you Universe? Or set further down the line? I'm guessing it's the first more than likely, but I noticed it borrowed concepts from it, like the wedding fiasco.(Also Pretty sure Temple of Nightmare Moon's terrible quality was mentioned in Families, if not Post-Nupitals.) Alternate universe to the main fic universe?
Either way, One of my favorite pairings that's a rarity among pairings. Was not expecting this, as I don't check blog posts often enough to know of anything coming up, but I have to say... Very nice surprise to log on to. And it's by an author I really love to read. Insta-fav and thumb.

I cant stop laughing, oh my god this is good:rainbowlaugh:

cant wait for more +1 followed and faved

I was ready with the thumb right at "Scootaloo has a house?"

Don't you just hate it when, suddenly, you're married to your best friend?

What with me an’ Big Mac havin’ ta take care of Apple Bloom.”
“You mean Big Mac and I,” Twilight corrected.

No Applejack was right, if you are uncertain, drop the other subject and see how it sounds:
"What with me havin’ ta take care of Apple Bloom."
"What with I havin' ta take care of Apple Bloom."

liked :pinkiecrazy:

I'm having flashbacks to one of the first five fan fictions I ever read, A Forgotten Night. It was a Rurouni Kenshin fanfic, set in modern times. Point being, two characters woke up in bed together, married, after drinking to the point of not remembering anything. That story was never finished, and to this day is still one of my favorites and one of the funniest dang stories I've ever read.

I would like you to know that I am now going to treat this as that story's spiritual successor. I'm really looking forward to more of this! ... I really want to see how everyone reacts to this. I'm almost tempted to bet that Celestia was the one that married them...dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Twilight_crazy.png

I like it, and it seems that things are only going to get a lot worse from there, drunk ponies may be best ponies, but they make a lot of mistakes.


“Scootaloo has a house?” Rainbow Dash asked.

Ohhh I'm sorry hahah I'll go finish reading now.....

Buck that was great!


Glad to see it's finally out! :pinkiehappy:

Well, liked the different approach you took as far as the events in the Royal Wedding went and aftermath of that. And that seemed to imply that cider in the show wasn't at all alcoholic (though I fail to see how that's possible, but I'm not really a drinker, so I digress). Though I find it odd that didn't have AJ actually announce it as a way to actually initiate her best friends as actual honorary members of the Apple Clan, like the summary said. :derpyderp2: But nonetheless, the ponies actions while drunk were fun to read, especially Fluttershy who while a lightweight (at least, in most cases) seemed to be able to handle her liquor? :pinkiegasp: And then Dash challenging her, classic! Rarity was funny as well, griping again over what happened at the Grand Galloping Gala with Blueblood.

Somehow, I get the feeling there may be more ships/problems than just Twilight and Applejack's drunk marriage that they got legalized. What with Fluttershy and Dash's time together, not to mention Rarity's inebriated attempt to go make Blueblood suffer worse than he already has, from back at the Gala. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Rarity_lolface.png And AJ's thinking that she's just gonna be a country/farm pony 'til the day she dies, hopefully goes into more on that next chapter, like AJ said (though may be forgotten, due to the marriage incident).

Anyway, bravo, good start! Looking forward to more of this... interesting ship that haven't read very much of! dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra_smile.png

I dunno about level-headed... Twi lost her cool over a friendship report last season and did lose it nearly over trying to prevent a seemingly future disaster (among other times, just pointing out those two), but most times, she can be, I suppose. And AJ may have lost her head when she did run away from home, but eventually got it put back on by her friends. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Applejack_lolface.png

Edit: Though maybe compared to the rest, I guess they are most... failed to see "most" part of that. :twilightblush:

So, I figure that Blueblood is currently being removed from a flagpole up which a black-clad unicorn hoisted him by his pants last night. :raritywink: There is also news going around that a cyan and a yellow Pegasus started a series of riots in strip clubs all over central Equestria. :flutterrage::rainbowlaugh:

Meanwhile, Twilight and Applejack have yet to reach the really embarrassing returning memory bit. :applejackconfused::twilightblush:


1597794 Lol, ya, the 'most' qualifier is pretty important there. Also, we all muck up sometimes. Twi being OP happens to be a double-edged blade, in that whatever she does, whether success or nervous break down, usually has major consequences.

YES!!! I love TwilightXAJ. And Rarity is the kind of mare, who would bring a jerk, to his just and early grave. This is great!

Finally got around to reading this. I'm glad I did. This was a great opener. I can't wait to see what kinds of fallout this has.

No...it's much worst than that!:trollestia:

Worse than that.

This isn't in the Nuptialverse. The thing about Temple of Nightmare Moon was taken from the TVTropes Daring Do page.

Thanks, I fixed the scene. Twilight was really fixing the order Applejack was listing them in.

1595196, 1596435,
It could be Celestia...or maybe it was somepony else. I'm not telling!

Really enjoyed this one! Thumbs-up, would read again. :ajsmug:

Oh my god, I can't stop laughing!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: Can't wait for more, altough I usually prefer when stories are more realistic, like Families


I thought as much that it wasn't. Also, I didn't realize that was a thing with Nightmare moon. Did you ever reference that before? Or am I more than likely mixing up the concepts of different stories from different authors.

Waking up in between Luna and Celestia?

...I might have. I think I did. Don't remember where.



Oh well. Nothing to lose sleep over.

Anyway, keep up the great work!

The only thing I can think worse than that is if Blueballs had sex with Rarity while she was drunk.

MOAH PLZ! But seriously, great job on the first chapter. This could potentially be as funny as My Little Hangover!

I'm quite intrigued by this tale so far:trixieshiftright:
Please continue, post haste:moustache:

That was comedy gold, well done. :raritywink:

Sweet finally your TwiJack fic!
This pairing doesn't get enough love so I'm happy to see you doing it justice. Now I just have to hope they eventually understand their love for one aother was not merely alcohol induced. :twilightsmile::heart::ajsmug:

Good god..... :facehoof: Right, let's recap:

1, Rarity's probably going to wake up in the royal dungeons for assaulting a member of the royal family. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/sillyfilly_Rarity.png

2, There's every chance that Fluttershy and Dash'll wake up in the same bed too. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Rainbow_Dash.png

3, Pinkie Pie might have just somehow put Big Mac in casualty.... dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Pinkie_Pie_lolface.png

And finally 4, AJ and Twi's drunk selves are clearly more in touch with their feelings than their sober counterparts, and they've gone and got themselves hitched. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_TwilightWut.png

Fillies and Gentlecolts..... I degree that 'Dis gon be gud'. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Spitfire_lazy.png

Quite a nice short fic, cant wait to see what the others do in the other installments i am sure will come.

More please. Also: Never-drunk Fluttershy is awesome.

Aww, Fluttershy can handle her drink! Rainbow being a lightweight only makes the situation funnier in this regard.

More please.

I'm thinking Luna performed the ceremony. It had to happen in the middle of the night, and be done by someone who had the authority and yet would go through with such a thing for obviously inebriated partners. Luna from "Luna Eclipsed" was naive enough about social norms to have done so without any trolling angle at all, plus throw in a loud "Huzzah!" at the end for good measure.

Login or register to comment