AppleDash Group Collab

by DbzOrDie

Daily - HapHazred

"Hey?"

"Yeah?"

"You ever get so bored for such a long time that you start forgetting stuff?"

"Like what?"

"Like going completely insane."

"Forget what?"

"I dunno, things, okay?"

"Like what, RD?"

"Like, what day it is, did you feed Tank, what's going on, whether you talked to somepony today..."

"Did y'all feed Tank?"

"I dunno, I think so?"

"Why're y'all so bored, then?"

"Because I'm on fog-duty. Do you know how interesting fog is?"

"Nope."

"Exactly. It's nope levels of interesting. Every day. I just have to sit here looking at stupid thick clouds too heavy to take off. Every day."

"Every day, huh?"

"Yeah. Monday, fog duty. Tuesday, fog duty. Wednesday... is it Wednesday?"

"I dunno. Is it?"

"Maybe. But Wednesday too. And you can't see anything, either. It's just a whole day of nothingness. And boredom."

"Uh-huh."

"Honestly, if it wasn't for you, I'd probably have gone nuts."

"No problem, sugarcube. I'll always be there for you."

"Aw, thanks. Love you."

"Love you too."

"..."

"..."

"Hey AJ?"

"Yeah?"

"You ever get so bored you start to forget things?"

"Like what?"

"Like who you're talking to?"

"Who are you talking to?"

"...Who am I talking to?" Rainbow frowned. "I'm on fog-duty. Nopony can find me whilst I'm on fog duty."

Rainbow shot through the fog and into the air, emerging above the thick milky carpet of clouds that blanketed the countryside. Rainbow scratched her head.

"Huh," she muttered as she drifted back into the fog. "Guess I was talking to myself."

"That's what daily fog-duty'll do to ya."

"Yeah, I guess. Thank Celestia you're here. You keep me sane, AJ. You keep me sane."

"Anytime."

"Hey, uh, RD?" Applejack asked. "Why're ya talkin' to yourself?"

Rainbow frowned. "I'm not talking to myself. I'm talking to..." She stopped, and looked at Applejack, who cut through the fog like a knife. "Oh. Hey AJ. I think I'm going a bit insane. You ever been so bored for so long you start forgetting things?"

Applejack raised an eyebrow.

"Just wanted to say thanks for watchin' the fog. The humidity is great for the crops, y'know," she said. "Dunno why it needs watchin' every single day, though."

"Keeps it from running off. Fog's tricky, y'know."

"And you couldn't send one of the others 'cause..."

"They wouldn't do it right."

Applejack nodded apprehensively.

"Hey, RD?"

"Yeah?"

"I was, uh... listenin' for a while 'fore I said hi, and you were... talkin' in my voice?" Applejack paused. "Ya said somethin' 'bout 'me always bein' there for you'... and stuff..."

Rainbow frowned.

"Wait, are you real?"

"I am this time."

"Crud."

"Well? Anythin' you want to tell me?"

"...I'm not apologising. You are here for me."

"Well, you got me there, sugarcube."

Comments

[TIAS-A1927]

Lol, this was simply hilarious.