AppleDash Group Collab

by DbzOrDie

Curtains - UnlicensedBrony

As if the question, 'Wanna go hang out in my room and stuff?' could lead anywhere else, Rainbow wound up sitting on the edge of her cloud bed, locked in a passionate kiss with Applejack and very much enjoying it.

“How do I keep gettin' myself into these situations?” Applejack said, stealing a pause for air.

“Not your fault you can't keep your hooves off of me,” said Rainbow. “I'm just that irresistible.”

Applejack snorted. “You think you're all that.”

“Aren't I?” said Rainbow, leaning into her again, a little harder. Applejack pushed back, and her kisses got hotter, more fervent...

“Mmph, tell ya after...” After a few too short seconds, Applejack pulled back and shrugged her hat off, making Rainbow frown only until she said, in a husky voice, “Get the curtains?”

Rainbow grinned. She darted across the room, closed the curtains, and was back at Applejack's side on the bed in a flash. “Done.”

Applejack grinned too. “I'm startin' to think you might've planned this.” She moved in to meet Rainbow in another kiss, but stopped short, pulling a double-take at the window.

“What?” said Rainbow.

“...What're those?” said Applejack.

Rainbow glanced at the window. “Curtains. You said to get curtains for my room so we could, you know. So I got curtains.”

“You got those curtains?”

“What's wrong with them?”

“They have your face on,” said Applejack. “When did they even start making curtains with your face on?”

“Shortly after they saw how awesome it was,” said Rainbow. “There's loads of stuff with my face on since I started flying with the Wonderbolts. What's up with that?”

“N-nothin',” said Applejack, shaking her head. “Nothin'. It's just a little distractin', is all. Now, where were we?”

Grateful to be off the weird subject, Rainbow leaned in and kissed her deeply. Their breaths intermingled, and their movements became more and more heated. Rainbow lay down beside her, running a hoof down her marefriend's coat--

Applejack broke out into a fit of laughter.

“What?!” said Rainbow, pushing herself up in exasperation.

Applejack was holding her sides, choking with laughter, but she managed to extend a hoof to point. “The-- The wall!”

Rainbow furrowed a brow, turned her head and, unfortunately, saw what Applejack was laughing at.

Where the Sunlight from outside fell on the curtains, it cast silhouetted shapes against the far wall. If it'd been 'normal' curtains, there'd just be pretty, meaningless patterns swimming around. Such as it was, they were not normal curtains. Rainbow Dash saw her own dopey grin staring back at her from half-a-dozen faces, which twisted and distorted as the curtains moved in the breeze, making them look even more goofy.

Rainbow's actual face grew bright red. “Yup. Mood officially ruined.” She hopped down from the bed and walked over to take the curtains down, viciously.

“A-aw, don't do that,” said Applejack, wiping a tear from her eye. “I'm sorry, it just caught me off guard, is all.”

Rainbow tossed the curtains into the paper bin and made for the door. “I'm gonna go make a sandwich. You want a sandwich?”

“RD, come back here,” Applejack said. “We'll do it without the curtains, okay?”

Rainbow stopped short of opening the door, turning to look blankly back at Applejack. Though she was still smiling beside herself, she seemed to have gotten her laughter under control. Rainbow considered it for a moment. Then cracked the goofy grin.

Applejack pursed her lips as her face lit up, but it did her no good. She burst laughing again and rolled onto the floor in hysterics.

“Yup, no sex for you,” Rainbow confirmed, leaving the room to go and make her sandwich. Though she acted grumpy, and totally was, she still couldn't help a snicker of her own as she started downstairs.

Comments

[Hobbestc]

Well, if I had a bunch of merch of me out there I'd wanna buy it too.

[Fury of the Tempest]

XDDDDD

[LucyHorseThing]

Straight up laughed for five minutes.