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Church


T

And absolutely nothing happens. At all.

Contains adult themes. But it's not like that's going to stop anybody, so whatever.

Cover art by balister, and editing credits go to my sexy cop in a nurse outfit, Future

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 51 )

I read the first line. . . and I love you, Church. I'll add more when I read the rest.

That was amazing. It was, as you so helpfully tagged it, random. But every joke landed for me like a duck landing. If the duck had been flying first. Not like, if the duck tripped.

I think you metaphorically summarized FiMfiction.net in three thousand and some words. Bravo.

So... much... parody... must LIKE!:pinkiehappy:

This story was not subtle in any way shape or form.

1735293 that first line :rainbowkiss: it deserves some Pinkies!!!! :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

You are a true wordslinger. I salute you from now till forever.


Excellent. yesyes

you were bucked in the head as a foal, weren't you.:facehoof:

And Lyra was happy.

And then the world of Equestria, very discretely, very gently, very gracefully, exploded.

Because buck you.

HAPPY END! :pinkiehappy:

I'm pretty sure I dated one of those bar ducks. They ain't all that - once you get past the drunken bravado and webbed feet, they're just disappointing in bed. The waddling is strictly for show, ladies - beware.

Wait. Does that make me a pedofowl? Yeah. I just said that. Meme time.

This is an excellent piece, the conversation and pacing making it an easy and undeniably fun read. This is exactly what I like to see in a comedy, and further proof that Church can evoke the complete emotional spectrum with seeming ease - it's terribly unfair to those who commit themselves to extorting strong feelings from an audience when one writer continues to prove he excels at the entirety on a whim.

I think it's remarkable, and one of the few reasons why I ever read at all.

:pinkiehappy:

1735293 I'd like to say this is fimfiction in a nutshell. An incredibly grand nutshell in which that nutshell has its own nutshell and that nutshell is wrapped in a nutshell. Overall the fic is very nutty.

1735329 Indeed! Thanks for reading!

1735333 Goodness no :pinkiehappy:

1735335 Soon the Pinkie Pie's will take over the world.

1735344 If Twilight says so then I agree!

1735361 Thanks a bunch! It means a lot! Thanks for reading! :heart:

1735405 If I said no you wouldn't believe me. :scootangel:

1735576 I thought it fitting :pinkiecrazy:

1735861 Pedofowl lolz.

There you go again with your comments being better than my stories! You make me look bad! Nah, but I love them. They're lovely to read, and it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside and stuff.

I mean, manly things.

Thank you for the wonderfully kind words! :heart:

1735576 Happy end? What the hell is happy end?

This was so sweet, diabetes.

1736261 Something that only exists in storybooks.

1736335 Diabeetus. In the end, it gets us all. Prepare to lose a leg.

First I was :rainbowhuh:. Then I was :rainbowlaugh:. Then I was :rainbowhuh:, because meteors.

Not too big a fan of parodies, but this was pretty good. Maybe an AU tag? I'd hate for someone to dislike it for a stupid reason like that.

1736375 Hm... it's primitive asdf. Relative to my interests, no less.

1736388 I could do that, but I don't think it matters all that much. Just a really silly story. Really silly. But I'm glad that you enjoyed it (I think?)!

Yes. Meteors. They doomed us. Mostly them, though.

Thanks a bunch!

- Church

what the buck did I just read? XD XD XD
have a thumbs up~! see if I care~! xD

1736499 Haha, I agree fully! Thanks a bunch for reading, though. Glad you enjoyed! :heart:

Yes, buck me. Buck me to bits.

1736786 Heh, a bit of a change from my other post, no?

Thank you for reading :heart:

I could not express the ----------- I felt, even if I were to use a thousand words.
So, have a picture instead.
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1736829 Man, that guy can play that ukelele...

the flock of seagulls ran. They ran so far away.

But they couldn't get away?
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So much win in here.:yay:
:moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

A random fic... huh... and not just any Random fic...
The Best Ever Random Fic. Serious.

I suddenly feel the urge to watch you. :pinkiecrazy: There is nothing you can do. *Cue evil laugh, and falling over.*

In a word... Huggbees.

1740246 Thank you so much! Thanks for reading!

1740841 That's a high and mighty title. I accept it graciously. Thank you!

OH NO, WHATEVER SHALL I DO!?

1740861 Oh, you don't need to do anything, I was using evil threat speaking psychology because I was in a weird mood. It usually inflicts mock-panic so...

Carry on mock panics. Either that, or try to retain sanity, and continue being the awesome person you are, good sir. :moustache:

Lyra sat. Lyra sat the same way everybody wanted her to sit. She had that stupid grin she always wore permanently plastered to her lips.

“I am a magical, pastel colored unicorn, and I enjoy every single second of it,” Lyra said in a sudden moment of realization.

And Lyra was happy.

And then the world of Equestria, very discretely, very gently, very gracefully, exploded.

Because buck you.





The End.

This was THE perfect ending to the most perfect-erest story ever!:pinkiecrazy:

Seriously though... This was a fanfic parody-fic done right. It pokes fun at fanfiction but does NOT forget to be a fic itself(lotta 'fics' there huh?:derpytongue2:). In other words... I was entertained. Thank you!:pinkiesmile:

1745295 Thank you very much! I did try to make it a sort of satire on the brony community (both on fimfiction and in general), but I didn't want to make it painstakingly obvious. I mean, it was painstakingly obvious, but still. I don't know what I'm trying to say.

But thanks again!

1755560

A few weeks ago I read... um... okay I don't remember the name but it was a fic poking fun at several of the popular shippings... except it was boring! The punchline in every single chapter that I read(until I stopped due to boredom) was how none of the shippings would ever really work out... at all. And no, there were no(or rather, hardly any to be fair) 'haha' awkward or sad ways in which none worked out... just regular awkward. I felt no real stimulation while reading.:trixieshiftright:

The Lyra & Bon Bon chapter was about the only one that I remember having a decent amount of humor.:eeyup:

On the other hand, you made Fluttershy and Lyra's casual day at the park to be not so casual yet still friendly and entertaining. Weird 'things' happening, horny BG ponies, ducks, innuendos and, of course, "Buck you. The end." It was fun!:yay:

I found this fic hilarious. now i begin the hunt for other half decent fics

This was insane, nonsensical, and completely ludicrous. AND I LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!! :pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh:

Liked, favorited, and loved!!!

I consider this as very random. An Idea wherein you won't know what will happen

I love your Idea here!!! :twilightsmile:

1869875 Thank you! The way I wrote it was, on the bottom of the page, I wrote down a bunch of zany ideas and blurbs of speech. Then I simply found a way to incorporate them into the text. So, it was, seriously, "random".

Glad you enjoyed :heart:

1876191 Oh, jeez, you read this? :twilightoops:

1876514
...Yeah. Is there a problem?:rainbowderp:

1877335 It's crazy and non-sensical and not school appropriate.

lol carry on.

1877353
I SHALL!

I REGRET NOTHING!:rainbowwild:

This was just... just wonderful... :heart:

If only there would be more random fics like this...

Top notch story, I must say. My jaw's hurting from smiling and laughing too much :pinkiehappy:

Also worth of a thumb.

Zerg invasion run for your lives

What. The. Fuck.

Bum bum bum, ba-dum ba-dum
A duck walked in to a cider bar.
He said to the tender, running the bar.
"Hey!" Bum bum bum "Got any grapes?"

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I kind of severely love this.

5398222 Even though this was over a year ago, it's still an amazing fic.

Ah, one of those fics that only really works if you love sexual innuendo. I don't, so this didn't do a lot for me, sadly. The Flock of Seagulls reference was amusing, though. :P

Random....I loved every second.

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