Nostalgia Schmaltz
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>one of these went on again without me knowing it
Well, I guess I have to favorite this story, seeing as I requested the first chapter and all.
Seriously though, excellent work!
OH GOD YES MISTER CAKE IMPALE HER
MAKE HER PRESSURE WASH YOUR WHOOPIE STICK IN HER HAM LOCKER
Interesting pairing. I'll have to give this a read. Also getting straight into it, just the sort of clop I enjoy!
Now we just need the sequel where we find out Mr. Cake knocked up Fluttershy.
Mrs. Cake already had her twins, so she can now join in the fun. A very pregnant Fluttershy gives Mr. Cake a blowjob while getting pounded in the ass by Mrs Cake, who's wearing a rubber strap-on.
I know this isn't a place for requests. This was simply a thought of where this story could go.
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I'm not entirely sure that pounding a pregnant pony is the best idea.
But then again, what the fuck do I know about magical pastel pony pregnancy?
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As long as Fluttershy's on her back, she should be fine.
You could even have her fore-hooves cradle her swollen stomach in an effort to reduce the amount of jostling her unborn foal receives. Fluttershy could feel her baby kick while her ass is reamed.
1536893 I need to find more people to talk to like you.
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That... is fucked up, dude. Just... no.
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You obviously haven't read some of his stories if you think THAT is "fucked up".
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I have read some of his stories, none of them contained that.
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In the human case, my understanding is that it's actually the opposite, pregnancy sex is highly recommended for the mutual enjoyment of all parties involved (not that the fetus would enjoy it per se, but it shouldn't be harmful actually)...
Yeah that: 1538458
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You think that's fucked up? You haven't met me, I am the GOD of fucked up. You don't want to see something fucked up, trust me.
1536893 this comment made me die laughing
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>LE
>le end
Oh, yeah, forgot it was Reddit for a second.
God damn, Schmaltz. Why do you write so well?
That was a good chapter.
Awaiting a humorous sequel in which both Rarity and Trixie are pregnant with his child! ... I kid! LOL.
Frankly, I've never understood the whole "twin penile dragon" thing. If anatomy is to be believed, then wouldn't evolution have given female dragons two vaginas; one right on top of the other? Otherwise, what point is there for dragons to have two dicks?
Overall, it was a good fic. Maybe consider doing a fic with Krackle. (She's a girl dragon, right?) Have the story focus on her, with her two vaginas, in a gang bang. Maybe that could be the "party" that happens during the commercial break of the Dragon Quest episode. Spike's final test as a dragon is to bang Krackle with the other teen dragons.
Bonus points if Twilight, Rainbow Dash and Rarity watch it happen voyeuristically from their dragon disguise. Double the points if they join in while still wearing the costume. Then shit hits the fan when the disguise falls apart during the orgy and the dragons realize that "Krackle's cousin" was actually three ponies.
"I thought her second pussy felt unusually tight," the teen dragon said.
"That's because it was my ass, darling," Rarity said calmly, "Ponies don't have second pussies."
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I'm pretty sure it stems from the fact that lots of scaled reptiles (especially snakes) have hemipenises. Ask nature why it gave reptiles two dicks but only one vagina.
I only used it here because the author requested having Spike fuck all three of them, and giving him twice the dick power was the easiest choice.
1641026 Actually....I'd like to see that happen.
1645447 ....Bwhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahha!
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Not what I had in mind when I requested it but good none the less. Thank you.
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I've never seen a writer's avatar hilariously mean the opposite of the comment.
Disregarding that spat over on Animal Antics, I freaking loved this. It was absolutely terrific, and had the author requested just Spike and Trixie, it would have been absolutely beautiful. TrixiexSpike is disappointingly scarce, yet happens to be my favorite ship ever conceived. Had I known this existed, I would have read it ages ago. Although I wish it were a oneshot, the compilation of three is worth favoriting just for this one chapter.