Pinkie Pie makes Twilight promise not to use her magic for a day but is that really a good idea?
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Hey, uh... If I sound like a jerk, I'm sorry, but there's something I want to point out.
At the beginning of "Griffon the Brush Off", when Twilight is reading a book and Pinkie leaves to go talk to Rainbow Dash, Twilight turns the pages of her book with her nose, not her magic. If she can do that, earth ponies probably can too.
Woah, nice! You'll be makin' more eh?
I think random fits best as a tag for this story, unless they add a 'Troll' tag, because your Celestia is way out in left field there. When I say left field I mean 3,000,000 miles past infinity on the left side of the road. I kind of feel like this could/should not be about the supremacy of Unicorns, but about how Twilight should have just tried harder to do things like earth ponies and pegasus ponies do. That and maybe about how Twilight should be smarter and Pinkie shouldn't ask something so difficult of Twilight, especially it precluded everything she loves.
Seriously, Rainbow Dash didn't seem to have any trouble reading in the show, here's guessing they just use their wingtips. How on earth does Pinkie manage cooking if she can't turn the page of a book?
P.S. It's really mean of Pinkie to ask Twilight to be something she's not, even if it might help remind her to be more considerate of how her behavior might make others feel.
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She could learn it from somepony.
Earth Ponies have a few advantages, however. Mostly related to how the majority of Unicorns, unlike how some writers portray them, are quite mediocre at magic. Just like most Pegasi are only sort of good at flying. meanwhile, most Earth Ponies are fast, strong and just as intelligent as either race. If you subscribe to Red Eye's thinking, then Earth Ponies also have ingenuity going for them. This is practically canon you realize that a lot of tools and technology were made by Earth Ponies, since Unicorns didn't want or need the basic tools that are the stepping stone to modern technology, and Pegasi don't want or need basic tools when they can make things from cloud. Earth Ponies invented steam engines. Earth ponies invented hammers and saws and every other basic tool we see. Earth Ponies, despite their "disadvantages" also seem to be the most numerous (read: evolutionarily successful) race.
Pegasi can fly. neato.
Unicorns have magic. cool
Earth Ponies are fucking Ubermench
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Actually, we don't know who invented what. It could be like this: A unicorn invents a great thing to make earth ponies' work easier and more effective. Easier and more effective work = better food that the unicorns get from them.
And well, peasants used to be most numerous class in medieval age so numbers doesn't make anyone superior. Actually, I see it the other way - unicrons as less numerous are the pony elite/gentry/somethng like this.
Besides, unicorns may be mediocre with magic but all of them seem to be able to use it to move things around. It's quite handy if you have no fingers ;)
1534722 the Unicorns didn't seem to particularly care about the well-being of the Earth Ponies so long as they got their food-tithes.
also, the nobles of the midieval era were typically intentionally kept small, only marrying for political purposes or to keep the bloodlines going, while the peasants bred as they wished.
however, as mentioned, Earth Pony and Unicorn cultures weren't entwined enough for that to actually be a concern. the Unicorns had their own societies and populations and the Earth Ponies had theirs, to the point of clearly having their own government.
Fast-Forward to today, where it's the Earth Ponies settling towns, growing crops, ect ect while the Unicorns seem content to, for the most part, stay in their little cities acting snooty. Yes, the Royal Guard is apparently exclusively Unicorn and Pegasi, but those fuckers ain't got the best track record. If we were to see any standing Equestrian army I betcha dollars to donuts it's mostly Earth with some tactical Pegasi squads here and there, and Unicorns practically useless (most can't do combat magic, judging by what we've seen in the show)
Trollestia. What about alicorns?
Earth ponies are canonically described as having a more subtle innate magic connected to the earth... It's not very clearly laid out, but it's pretty clear that they're meant to be equal to pegasi and unicorns in terms of power, just differently specialized. I've generally seen it interpreted as earth ponies being stronger, more durable, and/or posessing supernatural plant/rock based abilities that only a few can pull off to a noticeable degree.
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So a flamewar began
It's just a fan-fic. I wrote it to make people enjoy iit. I didn't want to begin a discussion about which kind of pony is better or not. Just try enjoying the story. If you can't, I'm sorry :(
By the way, I wonder why earth ponies invented a hammer? In the Last Roundup, Rainbow Dash was seen to hammer a nail with her hoof
1534906 seems like the obvious answer would be that they grip the handle between their hoof and fetlock (if the hoof is the "fingertip", the fetlock is the base of the finger) this would be to avoid hoof damage from pounding it in barehoofed (Dash is not a smart pony) and the dental damage from, say, a mouth-based tool system
Trollestia is a troll
It would be much more sanitary for her to eat out of a "bowl."
And Applejack and Pinkie both claim to read in the show (when they're making a big deal out of how dumb Rainbow Dash is for not wanting to read). I dunno, maybe they lie.
Other than that, it was a bit trollier than your usual stories, but kind of amusing.
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Geez. I thought I'd corrected this hilarious typo...
And well, maybe they read scrolls?
If I was a pony, I'd be an earth pony just so I could hear racism and I would just be all 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good story by the way. =3
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Good one
This was stupid, Rainbow Dash read with her hooves in "Read It and Weep" so Pinkie Pie shouldn't have a problem with it, also Twilight never should have agreed to the Pinkie Promise, she didn't have to prove to Pinkie Pie that she could go without her magic, besides Earth Ponies are stronger than unicorns and can grow crops better than any other race so take that.
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chill. It's just a story. I know Rainbow read with hooves. it's a comedy. and a RANDOM one. So I changed the canonical version a bit. I'm sorry you didn't like it, though.
And I didn't write earth ponies are weaker. I wrote that their "powers" aren't that cool
1535150 Since when is being able to resist more damage "not cool", if anything that should be better than any unicorn magic.
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There aren't many wars in Equestria
Besides, having no fingers (and no magic) might be a real nuisance in a world where nearly everything is made for Spike, who is the only one with fingers.
1535234 Who said anything about war, being able to shrug off a head on collosion has to count for something.
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Meh. Horns beat stamina
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am i the ony one here that just sees this as a funny story that is just for fun and not containing a single word of serious intent....btw
1535269 Wrong, all that magic is useless if you don't have good endurance, you'd be beaten before you could fire a single spell.
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Ponies do not fight too often.
In everyday life, magic is more useful
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Imagine being able to put in maximum effort at whatever you do, and to do this all day long. You don't slow, you don't get tired, you don't even need coffee. You can work past sundown and then rise with the sun the next day and do it again. Or you could, but you won't, because being able to throw yourself into it full-tilt means you'll get everything you need done before the day is half-out, and then you'll have all that overflowing energy to work on whatever else you want to do.
That's probably about what it's like to be Applejack. If you're Pinkie Pie, you sometimes skip the sleeping part in favor of all-night dance sessions, and you still manage to keep up that velocity of life. No aches, no pains, and no slowing down until you're old. That's what stamina means. All it costs you is two hands.
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Am I the only one here who finds hands useful?
It is a damn story. Written for comedic purposes just enjoy. Funny story by the way
All I need to know is, what's gonna happen next. Judging the look Spike's look on his face after he read the letter, there's gotta be more to it, I mean the ponies must have something to say about that. By the way, that was a great story, liked it.
“I... take... hospital...”
Oh lord, that was hilarious, I still can't keep from laughing at it.
Pinkie definitely has a better grasp of the universe than anyone gives her credit for.
Makes me wonder how accurate some of her other tangents are.
This was wonderful, thank you so much for sharing this.
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Well Pinkie you indirectly crippled Twilight, now she's going to have a limp.
Oh well have a "I'm sorry that you have a limp" party. 
Trollestia strikes again!
So true. Unicorns are superior to Earth Ponies in pretty much ever way.