• Member Since 14th Apr, 2012
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I shall deconstruct, make fun, and parody everything in existence. And whether you like it or not, I don't care.

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"Spaceball One."
"They've gone to plaid!"

Not sure if I should upvote or downvote...

Just... wat?:rainbowhuh:

In b4 Dat Ass.

Someone call Hasbro and make this canon.

I read it for the plot. :moustache:

I was not disappointed. :twilightsmile:


this... is now one of my favorites

I think some of my braincells died reading this.

A hilarious troll fic if there ever was one.

In before inevitable feature.


Shit, I do not even have a proper reaction image for this.


Oh dear Cranky Doodle Donkey, where do I even begin to pull jokes out of my... ear?

Yeah, that's a good place.

I really can't burn or thumbs-up this--it declares itself a troll and lives perfectly up to its title. Therefore:


Seven asses.

Well, that was highly amusing. Thumb up for you. :derpytongue2:

If I counted correctly... I think the word ass and asses were used 64 times... :moustache:

Uh.... n-n-nice?

I.... don't even know what to say to this, except that I'm gonna reread in Morgan Freeman's voice.

Oh god damn you, that had me laughing by the end of it. Now to get this on the featured list. People gotta learn bout dem flanks.

Totally worth reading.

Okay, I reread it in Morgan Freeman's voice, and the only thing I have to say is: I strongly disagree with Shining Armor's desicion. Fluttershy is clearly better.

That was funnier than it had any right to be. :rainbowlaugh:

;-; this made me cry, as a ass man, i 100% approve

I think this will be featured. Funny one-shot.

I wish my town had an ass appreciation festival.



1524752 Agreed. You get an awesome-badge and a knowledgeable-badge.

Sweet. Just six more badges and I can move on from this reigon.

1524598 One, two, three, four, five, six seven. Seven Asses.

what the hell was this? :rainbowkiss:

This is simultaneously the worst and best story I have read.

best story

Ever had a friend tell another friend you like butts? And then you correct them and say "I don't like butts. I like ASS."

"Shining, the key to a great wife, is a great ass." Truer words have never been spoken.:rainbowlaugh:

Dat Australian Secret Service...

Sorry, but the writing of this piece is of the lowest quality.

I found plot holes EVERYWHERE.

Troll, you never cease to amaze me with your ideas. In fact, betw2een you and Blueshift, you make up the most wonderful pair of randomness authors on the site. I wish What the Heck could be as brilliantine as these.

What is WITH this site?! So many crazy fics.

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