Royal Guards may be good for keeping peace and quelling riots, and police may be good for taking care of smaller infractions, but when Mareami PD wants to know who it was and how the crime was committed, the Field Services and Technical Evidence Team is called in.
But ever since that one case, Detective Cane Sugar of the Mareami FSTET has been cold, distant, and sarcastic. One day, an order from the top comes in--he's being transferred to Riverton, to start a new team there. In Riverton, he meets happy ponies, angry ponies, crazy ponies, fast ponies, innocent ponies... and guilty ponies.
Chapters (4)
CSI:Equestria?
I`m in.
Author's notes:
1) It is my opinion that every race has their own version of Bad Luck Brian. For pegasi, it's "Bad-luck Blue Skies." For earth ponies, it's "Bad Luck Brown Hooves." For unicorns, it's "Bad Luck Ballpoint."
Ok, the last one needs some work. But still.
2) Flying While Intoxicated. Yes, that's a reference to something else.
I'm getting a bad feeling that most of my story is just ping-pong dialogue. Is this true?
Okay, colour me interested. Onward to chapter two. I love deadpan comedy, by the way. I just hope to god that there are no particular moments to be found in the following chapters. Oh well, I'll have to read and find out.
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As a general rule, I try to only have one of those per story. If I've forgotten, though, and placed another one further along in the story, I suppose you'll just have to *puts on sunglasses* read it and weep.
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Me: DAMN RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKERS.
I do hope this gets picked up again at some point, I'm quite intrigued with the whole mystery so far.