Obvious trollfic is obvious.

Seriously; I'm not even trying to insult you. I'm just pointing out the painfully obvious. You've written a click & hater-bait trollfic, and a convincing one at that (the numbers speak for themselves). If you want to be a serious writer (or try to convince us you're not a troll), don't employ every trick in the "How to Write a Trollfic" manual.

Not hating, just saying.

That was fucking awesome. Have never laughed so hard in my life. my hairy penis salutes you.

Yor an insporation. U shauld bacome thaw good of Ponyvil. All waoman are like dis.

This deserves to be hung in the Loo next to the Moaning Lisa. This is a fucking work of art

also, shadow should be like:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

7038407 well u r hott stuf

Congratulations for getting featured on EQD!

You beautiful magnificent bastard. This is great. 10/10

Also there needs to be artwork of Shadow Blade. If there isn't Wayne Brady is gonna have to choke a bitch.

7038417
bout time they aded this

tok me a few submishions, but it loks like it wokred

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if i had mony, id get an atrist to do it, but artist dont want to do Shdow

7038405
Shodow has a penis

7038408
r u nazi?

7040137 I know a few artists.

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they work fre?

7041878 Some, ye.

7042578
how do they respnd to caps loc?

This is a great read while drunk.

7043539
but aclohol is bad for u

7043584
Finally an author who focuses on the real issues.

This was great, do you do commissions?

I AM CRYING
CRYING TEARS FROM MY PENIS

7093943
I can rite stuf if reqested

7093944
thats nut helthy. go to the dorcter

No. Just. No. You've gone too far.

When she was wetter than the pony titanic, he shoved his huge cock in her mouth.

*Guzzles bleach container.*

When she was wetter than the pony titanic

This is a literal Titanic crashing into an iceberg of verbal diarrhea.
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