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U mutherfukkin wot m8.

I have not ever found such a story like this. This is the living embodiment of Gary Stu. I used to think the stories I wrote were horrible. I was wrong. This is horrible.

Dear Author, please just stop. Just stop and rethink your life choices.
Sincerely,
A Fucking Robot.

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I worship a god of madness and eternal suffering, this is not one of his works, I honestly don't know what this is but it ain't my or my God's fault.

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AlSo, fuck you priest.

YES.
YES.YES.YES.YES.

ALSO, could you include a pineapple somehow in the next part pretty please with sugar lumps and rumps?

U r bess cnt wait 5 moar

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See I already had cancer but this just makes it hurt even more by comparison.

7409865 Are you implying this is not a master piece?

Dear god the suspence is killing me. Also do you think he could have a threesome with a pineapple and a pony version of Nicki minaj.

I see you're fluent in Antskep.

7480979 Aren't we all

This.... This is beautiful... I was needing my daily dose of cancer... And honestly...this helped.. Thank you. Good luck

*Mixes bleach and ammonia*

*vapes that shit*

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Oh~ I like a feisty lass.
Damned good puns too.

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thenk u.

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smocking is bad for u, dud.

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I smoke like a coal fired stove's chimney in the middle of winter.

You can tell me it's bad for my health and ill just look at you and throw the black crap that comes out when I cough at you.

I have a job for you...this guy...
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