Ooooooooooh, the Kindness chapter gonna be a real interesting one.^g^

Twilight is such a good friend
Also, awaiting Fluttershy! And it's awesome that we get two chapters in one go. Thanks!

1480200 There's still more to 'cum'

Oh, poor spike.

And it happens again. Poor Spike... Great chapter.

Pinkie is gonna have a magic baby.

Spike just accept defeat and never open you eyes agan that way you can't see anything! =D

Poor Fluttershy has no idea what is cumming...

And I can't help but wonder how broken Spike is going to be after this...

I kinda had a twitchy twat, and I've never felt that before, but I think it means I'm going to get laid.”

OH. MY. GOD.

If you could have heard me laughing you might have had me committed to an insane asylum.

poor spike. one males hell is anothers entertainment! In this case, MINE!

At least Twilight don't have to worry about Pinkie having his baby...yet. I have a feeling Twilight is going to stay a stallion...with a bunch of foals.

"Twitchy twat" XD

That was fucking hysterical, absolutely had to stop myself from weirding the fuck out of my family lol
EDIT: I really do have a sailor mouth, don't I?

Is the wowie soaked part a homage to megasweet? Cause if it was, kudos to you. Also, hilarious story.

Stop feeling so bad for spike....he faceplanted into fluttershys, rainbowdashes and applejacks behind!

Twitchy twat

BTW I think you are breaking Spike.

1498262 Why yes, as a matter of fact, it is 120% homage to MegaSweet

1485223 asylums arnt so bad the foods better then prison food, they sometimes leave me in a bouncy room, the residents are interesting to say the least, and if your lucky you might get a sponge path from a hot nurse.... but if your unlucky youll get helga and her man hands dont get me wrong shes the kindest nurse iv ever met but someone must intraduce her to a razer she has more facial hair then king kong okay not really but you get my point

Fluttershy?
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
NO
OH GOD NO
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Eh, I'll deal with it.
Hurt Fluttershy, and I'll personally escort you to the gates of hell.

I'm half expecting Spike to go insane and rape Twi by the end of this story....

I said it before, I'll say it again. Spike is having a bad case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Therapist: So, Mr. Spike, where should we start today's session?

Spike: The things, man... The things I have seen...

Therapist: So it's going to be another one of those sessions, is it?

Spike: *Staring off into empty space* The humping... it haunts my dreams...

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Poor Spoke, he simply cannot win!

Before I start, I must say that I am a 100% supporter of late comments. Here I go.

A tooth decalyingly cute squeak

Hhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

Yes spike yes you are

O....k....Pinkie Pie is a dominatrix. Who knew?

I saw Pinkie being a dominatrix from a mile away.

But... Twitchy twat...?

What I didn't really like was the whole shotgun thing. Balistic weapons like those simply aren't invented in equestria.

Sure they got cannons and howitzers, but even those are not on mass production.

Instead it should have been either a crossbow.

6988443 Baseball bat would have been fine. Or a hatchet. However, the shotgun thing was obviously used as a comedic out of place weapon on purpose.

It's part of random humor.

Hoove HUMP
Why Don't you CUM over.
Looks like spike got THRUSTED into this situation.
#Puns For Days
#Dusk Shine/Midnight Sparkle
& #Climbing Up That Booty

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It's a reference to farmer families having 'Shotgun Weddings'.

“It was supposed to give me wings. Make me an Alicorn, like Princess Celestia.”

Little did she know that she was just wasting her time... just wait for the season 3 finale!

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Well, shotgun wedding Pun