Diamond Tiara acts in a totally reformed and un-evil fashion.
With thanks to the Discord crew; they know who they are.
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SockPuppet
I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: Guadalcanal/Solomons )
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Ain't she a stinker folks.
Good story Sock.
Frankly, most of them were either "apples" or "death to the bourgeoisie".
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Diamond grinds her teeth at how Apple Bloom pronounces "bourgeoisie."
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Thanks!
Was it "Pounded In the Butt by Your Boss Lady
Best FriendIn an Entirely Heterosexual Fashion"?"Boar-ZHWA-sheesh!"
*grinding horse noises*
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Stinker indeed.
Reformed, friendly stinker... but still.
As for Scootaloo eating the salty peanuts?
"What a maroon!"
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"bore-gee-OH-see."
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Which is even funnier when you remember that, with her grandmother being granted land by the crown, Apple Bloom is technically nobility.
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Well, she does actual work on it, so it's not like she's landed gentry.
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Her fancy needs work.
Reformation takes time, but at least it's entertaining. Great job!
As soon as I read this line, I immediately connected the dots to the title.
Caution: Contains Spoilers?!
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Perfection.
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I blush! Thank you.
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It works because Diamond doesn't actually have experience in the field. For full price, they could just go to an actual professional.
The best kind.
More effort than a psychiatric advice booth, I guess. Though she'd better not be a bitch with footballs.
No one understands the sigmamare grindset... Diamond Tiara is just built different💪
Apple Bloom stomped her way towards the front door.
"Public urination is a crime," Silver Spoon said without looking up from the Buck Cringle book.
"So're these prices!"
"A crime with a fifty-bit fine."
The other interviewees watched Apple Bloom run the cost-benefit analysis in real time. Finally, she slumped and turned around. A slow trudge back to the bathroom would've completed the moment, but her bladder had overruled it.
Magnificent work. Thank you for it.
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LOL. Perfect.
Wait a minute.
I think I know where this is going...
Came from the Aftermarket Analysis! Funny! Congrats!
...
After reading the comments, what's Buck Cringle a reference to?
As soon as the story started, I knew what Twitter/X post it was referencing.
Smart