I write about horses and other creatures kissing. The gayest of kissing
During a routine game of hide-and-seek, Sunburst stumbles (read: breaks) into Princess Cadance's deepest and most personal secret. A tome of unspeakable secrets that both chills him to the core and... perhaps teaches him a few things about himself.
Just one question.
What does Yaoi mean?
Written for: A Thousand Words Contest v. 4.0! This one is for the Comedy category!
Inspired by art drawn by: Rotten_Owl
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It just won't grow any further!!!!!!
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He manages it in the future, leading me to believe he just refuses to take care of it in the present.
10/10 the premise alone had me cackling. Also damn Cadance your himbo of a husband is many things but a good editor he is not. Is this a ploy to make yaoi, or is it a ploy to get a new editor by making yaoi?
WHEEEEEEEZE
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Why not both?
Also thank you, I am very proud of that joke.
Pause
Sun burst: "this is terrible princess, everybody know Shining would be a bottom for king sombra"
Top 10 lies EVER told
Also, I kid you not, seeing the second half of the art piece where it's shown they simply put up with one another during fwb times, I was like
"well! Sunburst! Hear me out! I know a guy that will love your gay little rat tail and top you plenty of times even without you asking. ;)"
Go for it, Sunburst!
(Okay I know what this is but it’s close enough and gay enough)derpicdn.net/img/view/2024/10/23/3470280__safe_artist-colon-alex6886_rockhoof_stygian_earth+pony_pony_unicorn_g4_anime_cloak_clothes_cute_detailed+background_duo_duo+male_gay_gay+panic_go+for+i.png
Good fic here! “Fujoshi”is some funny stuff~
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I feel like I'll never be able to top this one. This is my legacy.
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Don't threaten her with a good time. An adept fujoshi can and will focus on multiple ships, and Cadance can absolutely make this one happen too.
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Cadance is listening and learning. If Shining isn't wanting to take the dork, perhaps a large shadow creature will.
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I thank you muchly for enjoying it.
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this was a calculated move by Sunburst to make shinning feel his pain, misery love company as much as cadance love shipping
Yes... Feed me more breedable twink Sunburst propaganda....
WE MUST MAINTAIN THE AGENDA!!!!
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Top 2 actually. And it's not number 2
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Made me laugh audibly no lie
Sorry sunburst, to all of us. You are adorably breedable. Also, I feel like Cadence would start a yaoi book club just as a excuse for more stallions to pair with.
WE HJAVE TO STOP HER BEFORE SHE FUJOS EVERYTHING!!
👆Okay this is the funniest shit ever and made me laugh out loud well done 👆
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...a beard spell?
https://web.archive.org/web/20210503145800/https://www.riverfronttimes.com/stlouis/girls-who-love-boys-who-love-boys-inside-the-midwests-first-celebration-of-all-things-yaoi-andmdash-where-the-screaming-never-stops/Content?oid=2482913
It's a pity this famous article has been taken down. Quite an enlightening rundown, worthy of scholarly publication.
The bestseller Happy Yaoi Yum Yum begins with a panel of a boy who is enthusiastically shoving a corncob up his ass. On the next page the corncob has magically transformed into a full-grown, fully developed man. Exclaims our hero: "I'm so glad I found out that when I stick vegetables in my ass, they turn into hot hunky men!"
12224552 deadass same. After laughing for 20 seconds straight and 10 seconds gay I had to(?) explain to my nonbinary nonbrony boyfriend what exactly made me laugh so hard.
(They also found it hilarious.)
Into my Goofiest Nonsense I've Ever Read In My God Damned Life bookshelf the fic goes!
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—Sunburst, on Shining Armor
My FAVORITE LINE maybe ever.
This felt like getting hit with 20 flashbangs in the span of 5 seconds and I loved every moment of it