Twilight Sparkle Breaks the Fourth Wall with Portal Physics! (EXTEREMELY SHORT QUICK READ!)

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Late one night, twilight awakes with an idea to develop portal physics and a portal to see into other worlds! but when she does, she see's something... unexpected

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The Thoughtful

The Thoughtful #1 · Oct 20th, 2012 · · ·

Well. That was fun.

"Here ya go." Vinyl replied as she died of an overdose.

Talk about sudden escalation.

She jogged for two hours, obliviously passing by a horribly drunk Pinkie Pie Stripping on a mailbox, Rainbow dash committing seppuku, Fluttershy quietly having a seizure, and Applejack eating Rarity, until finally reaching her destination.

I'm not even going to elaborate.

Immediately upon finishing reading the letter, Celestia faintly smiled, lifted over her trusty Desert Eagle with her magic, and blew her brains out. Just then, Luna came in and saw the bloody mess and, upon reading the letter, her head asploded.

... I guess that part is understandable.

Once it was published, mass chaos arose as ponies mowed down one another in the streets with anything they could find. This included: Glass, puppies, nails, used needles, other ponies, ebola, hurtful words, bad videogames and consoles, paper, ideas, thoughts, and M72 Anti-Tank rocket launchers. Most ponies that read it suffered instantaneous strokes and heart attacks, melted, imploded, exploded, or committed suicide. The letter is still out there to this day. it is thought to be in possession of the cutiemark crusaders who are now the KKK CMC. others believe it to be an artifact of imagination, well that is, before they're murdered for having free will to think.Equestria is now run by an always drunk Pinkie Pie whose penalty for any crime is death.

Hm. How incredibly creative and interesting.

AJHunter

AJHunter #2 · Oct 21st, 2012 · · ·

Oh my god. This is the best thing ever.
I want to have this story's babies.

jemmos

jemmos #3 · Nov 14th, 2012 · · ·

Naw, Drunken Pinky would take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant first. Horrifying yes.. in this story's realm of possibility's... very probable.

FlutterLight