While driving from Boise to Seattle to visit family, Daniel Wilson falls asleep at the wheel of his 1999 Toyota 4Runner, and veers off the road. But just before catapulting into a tree and ending his life, a portal opens up infront of his car, sending him and his car into Equestria, hundreds of miles away from Ponyville.
Join him in his journeys across Equestria, with a car that has a magically replenishing gas tank and infinite battery. Will he fight evil monsters the likes of which the world has never seen, or slowly back away before speeding off at several MPH above the speed limit? Probably the latter, his gun only has 5 mags left. But enough of that, lets see what happens!
Ok, this is my next, and probably last attempt on a story forever. If I lose interest in this, you will not see anything else from me for as long as I live. Or until I get a new idea.
Anyone complaining or criticizing about this story in a clearly "I hate this story and you in every conceivable way" kind of way, fuck off please. This is my story, I do what I want. And why are you even reading it if you hate it?
Anyone, with constructive criticism to share, please share it. I love you guys, and you help me become a better writer.
Rated Teen for swearing and possibly a tired driver running over a (hopefully) non sentient animal.
Featured 6/6/25
Set in early season 3, and continues on from then.
Now, lets drive in.
Damn straight!
Love this already
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Thanks, I hope I don't stop halfway through like the last 2 times.
Well this is an interesting one not expecting the robbery.
Also I highly suggest highway star by deep purple for another cruising song
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I’ll give it a listen.
12205330
Yes. It’s a good one. I’ll get it in some future chapter, maybe Ch. 4
An interesting concept.
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Thanks
We gonna get any veqhiclear ponyslaughter?
Anyways I like the thought of this. Also I feel like I missed so drama after reading the athours note
Oh no. Is he gonna get hobbit magic
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What the fuck is hobbit magic?
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The drama is on my last blog post.
Bro got 5 wanted stars in Equestria.
Or 3 since he didn't kill anypony.
Question: Is the car eventually going to become "alive" in a sense due to the ambient magic, or no? I don't mean like a full on consciousness but something enough that the car itself can drive around without input from our main character but clearly prefers having it's driver behind the wheel.
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I plan on having something like that in the future. Like, the car gets stolen, but it turns itself on and drive through the wall and finds him. It would be a great joke, and a great plotpoint.
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Yes! That'll be funny as heck!!!
He is cooked they definetly gonna knew the robbings he did
Poor bastard he touched the knowledge button and now she is gonna hound his ass like a hungry mosquito
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Not if there isn't cross department information sharing.
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I am gonna wait for luna riding the car putting her head out from window and just open her mouth just like a dog would it would be hilarious and cute
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He will soon.
Bro starting his doom slayer arc 💀
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Thank you for the idea.
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I demand to know, what is hobbit magic?
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I would like to know as well. I assume its the ability to eat the lethal amount of food that they do.
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I googled it and apparently it's "A collection of innate abilities and skills that make Hobbits particularly adept at blending into their surroundings and resisting the corrupting influence of magical artifacts like The One Ring."
I was in a bad mood but this put a smile on my face
When is chrysalis gonna get vehicle manslaughtered ? (Or any other mlp villians)
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Oh I assure you, as soon as he finds out whoever was the boss of the changelings who stole his car, there will be suns.
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Thanks! That's good news that my story pulls people out of ruts.
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Heres an idea make him put a lot of unicorn guards infront of the car to act so their horns like knifes and just pierce throught changelings maybe shoot spells too
Driving in my car right after a beer Hey, that bump is shaped like a bug ? DUI ? how about you die ?
I'll go a hundred miles in an hour ! Little do you know, I filled up on gas
Imma get your Shapeshifting-ass
Pulverize this fuck With my Bergentrück It seems you're out of luck! TRUCK!