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This one reads rather fast, but that is not necessarily a bad thing. That said maybe you might want to slow down a bit during the character interactions after this, since they go by so fast it's hard to get any substance out of it.

Common sense is something that lacks in the pony world it seems, so, there is the new princess of friendship, Cosy Glow.

Brainrot. Cute

The long Description got a laugh out of me, I'm definitely reading this after work

Honestly good start. My 2 bits though is to make the chapters longer. Though I understand if you struggle on that part, I do write fics as well.

Honestly, I'd love to see what the test was instead of it being skipped. Plus, it would add to our protagonist to see how he reacts to the friendship questions.

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I agree Would have been cool

Thanks, way better now.

lets go John burkharin being the GOATED one, and awsome fix I honestly can’t wait for more of the good shit

Mentioning Timmy Turner and not Raven?

For shame sir! For shame!

Still a pretty funny line in a meta sense though.

I like it very much. I look forward to the continuation. Best wishes to the author.

one of my favorite author and my ffavorite character of all the show lets go

nice but i think if you become a unicorn lose your arm are ok but lose your arm to be a earth pony is nono

i think you dd Dinky rather lovely cute here

15. Le chef de votre pays vous envoie affronter un dragon, mais vous ne disposez que de vos propres capacités. Comment allez-vous gérer le dragon ?

bro what thats question who in a real exam can answer that

Thank you for the chapter!

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Considering that Twi and Co. got put in a situation like that as a 'Friendship Test', I think they do.

How?! How in the fuck did I pull this one through?!!

Beats me, anyway followed

Knowing that my addiction couldn't be pursued, I decided to get myself something to eat. And by something, I meant anything but hayburger since hay tasted like crap and I felt lied upon as my brain definitely thought of big juicy meat inside two slabs of bread and cheese.

Ok, first its not an addiction

Every bit of this was so damn humorous i LOVE IT

Discord must have got hella Curious about Cosy, I hope they become friends.

i would like to know how this Cozy would handle the racist a-hole. Since she aint the canon Cozy who would end up kidnapping the fool and taking over the school. She should use her manipulation to end that man's career and life

Then he leaned back and cackled. "Nevermind, it says here Cozy Glow. Couldn't be John since he is a human and humans don't exist here. Also, I would be crossed with him since he has been missing on posting more chapters on his other stories. Silly John that silly human guy."

Does this mean Discord technically reads fanfiction? Also. I'm watching you author :pinkiehappy:

Discord's VA, John de Lancie, did all the character listed in this chapter and much more.

Q, though, is especially notable, as that's the character Discord was inspired by. The fact they got the man himself to voice him was just icing on the cake.

Ah yes, I hope next time she will bother Cadence with her pay from babysitting lmao.

Thank you for writing !

we need the elements of America (if you check the Equestria map you might notice something)
Guns, Monster Trucks, BBQ, Football, 5th and 6th thing

I don't know why but CozyHearth makes sense for a reason ?. They never interact and they are like 10 years apart minimum, but, I think is the fact that Flurry could be any character that you want it to be, and that mostly is written like a couple so impart with each other. Both with power on words,cunning mind's , and vast intellect. Making them a "Love is War" type off relationship.

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Given what we've seen characters do with wings, pegasi like Cozy Glow are somewhere in the middle.

Given the kind of people 4channers are, talons (from griffons and dragons) would be every bit as much of an upgrade on hands as telekinesis. (My spellcheck recognizes "4channers" for some reason. :pinkiecrazy:)

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The script apparently called for an impersonator, but then the first season did so well that they were willing to splurge on the actual guy. I suspect he wouldn't have bothered with his disguise in Season 9 if it didn't save Hasbro a bunch of money (in addition to being a Big Name, John de Lancie is also dyslexic and this requires accommodations). As the fourth wall breaks in this chapter suggest, I extend these suspicions to the in-character rationale.

Cozy could probably demand hazard pay on par with the on screen royal guard whenever she has to foalsit Flurry.

Working in a nuclear waste plant is probably safer than foalsitting that adorable accidental war criminal that is Flurry :rainbowlaugh:

If she survived Flurry without going insane, I doubt she'll go evil anytime soon :ajsmug:

I wonder who'll take her place, tho 🤔

Where is Rainbolt when you need him?!

"This air looks like it's 1000 km in the south relative to Canterlot."

4999 points

Flurry Heart: Cute Unstable WMD!

Cozy Glow: "The Ultimate Straight Filly of Ponyville" saddled with the Cute Unstable WMD this chapter.

Golly it sure is nice that Cozy's new body comes with muscle memory for flight and magic. Maybe she could enlist Dinky to help with babysitting next time.

I like a joke (transition) chapter as much as the next guy, but the level of crap Cozy went through here makes me wish there was some sort of plot-relevant consequence. I'm pretty sure what Twilight did in delegating that babysitting responsibility onto a literal (unpaid) child is illegal on some level.

Even more so when you consider the very real threat to life that a child with the magical power equivalent to a nuclear bomb has.

And the fact that Cozy ended up in the hospital for hypothermia (something that, you know, is lethal in children and the elderly, much more lethal than by default) and she was forced to work on a ship just to get back (child labor, a grueling one to boot and potentially deadly: seriously, life on a ship is hard, for anyone).

Maybe I'm taking this too seriously.

Damn... I just clicked on this story on a whim, then when I was confusingly familiar with the tone of the MC's inner monologue and double checked the author? Dude, I didn't know you wrote in places other than QQ. It's like going shopping and seeing your teacher out of their natural habitat.

Also, ay! It's adorable to see Dinky and Cozy being friends.

Woohoo! Good SI, which we all need so much. Keep up the good work - I like your Cozy Glow.

Why am I picturing a scene early in this chapter where the Washouts are about to send Scoots on a one-way suicide run... only for a 'ZIP!' and they're surrounded by Royal Guards with Cozy perched on the back of one smiling; "Yo, Wassup?"

Will ponies really try to hit on fillies? Darn, that's kinda fluffed up :twilightoops:

Still, props to Cozy for getting Lightning Dust arrested :rainbowlaugh:

Also, you should probably use facehooved instead of hoofpalmed :twilightsmile:

I love this fic so much. Keep going strong.

Also, from the image of the fic, I'm guessing cozy glow is getting a shotgun? If so, then any villains who cross her shall be face to face with the boom stick.

Kek, and when she finally finalize her boomstick, Discord pop-up and says : "We switched to Equestria at War ! Thank you for the change in pace !"

Thank you for writing !

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Lucky him, he is not active in EaW!

Dinky sure is a cute nurse when she plays the role around a much amused and sympathetic Nurse Redheart actually did her job.

Awwwww~

Well to the loli part! Just be gentle

boomstick propelled flight

Heh, Cozy hasn't realized it yet... has she? For all intents and purposes, Twilight has made Cozy her apprentice in Friendship. Who knows? Maybe eventually she'll be taken in as Twilight's personal student.

Also, woo! Horny zombie mode initiated! Don't worry Dinky, Cozy will protect your innocence!

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