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Alex Lobb


I post naughty things sometimes.

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Pretty good so far!

Let hope for a stable update

This is fun. This and that evil moonmare fic are a welcome nightmare moon romance newfic duo.

:yay: the comedy in this fic is perfection, keep it up!

You know why I still read horse words after like 13 years? Fics like this.
:trollestia:

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Your profile picture is Brutal

...What is the legality of casting emotion manipulation spells on people without their consent? Seems... rapey.

Funni Green Day Reference. Approved.

"If I get one more complaint on my desk about your unauthorized use of mind control spells on non-consenting civilians..."

"They're love spells and they're perfectly legal —"

Whatever helps you sleep at night, heartbutt. :rainbowlaugh:

More seriously, I actually like this Cadance. The whole "Princess of Love" shtick makes it easy to forget at times that she's also "just" the pony who foalsat Twilight and date(s|d) Shining Armor, and it's good to see that side of her, too.

Hopefully for Anon the summer sun celebration is soon.

The fact I recognize where your pfp comes from tells me I should probably take a break from this site and go outside some more lol

So will he gorge himself on magic blueberry juice and develop magic powers and dreamwalking ? hah !

Thank you for writing !

This is not just peak
It's the peak of the lunar cycle

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Well, usually it's in the "il" section of legality, but being a Princess means you can pretty much get away with murder.

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"What are they gonna do? Arrest a princess?"
-Sparkle. Twilight

She puts down her notepad. "I'd say it's lack of sex that's bringing you down."

Y'know why do I get the feeling you were listening to Green Day writing this lol.

"Y'know what I think it is?" Princess of Love, Mi Amore Cadenza, aka Cadance, aka your employer and good friend, says to you over a hayburger. "I think your life's a bore."

Ah this one too lol. The basketcase is strong with this one.

Yup. This is hot, and this is hilarious. Awesome work so far!:heart:

Not just a simple full moon.
It's a filled moon.

D'aaaw. That date was just the cutest!:yay:

Ironically, I too regularly curse the fact that Luna is not reading a giant book in my arms next to a fire place lol.

Luna's asshole pneumatically sealing itself to capture every wave of baby batter in her prison wallet.

Well, now that's a colorful mental image.

Also, I can't wait for Luna to be cleansed of Nightmare Moon. Celestia standing there smiling, waiting for a hug with open hooves... only for Luna to run straight past her and hug Anon instead.

So will Anon eventually mistake Celestia as Luna's mother while thinking Cadance is the sister Luna talks about?

Tag second person pls :heart:

Spike says that Anon's making it all up to not look like an 'egghead', but I disagree: I just

You have a stray repeated line.

Kinks this chapter: anal sex, vaginal fisting, double penetration (vaginal fisting + anal sex), hoofholding.

...hoofholding?!? Okay, that's it, I'm out of here! :flutterrage:

(Nah, not really. I do want to see where this goes, and it's nice to see Anon and Luna's relationship go beyond merely bucking each other's brains out. Also, Celestia's reaction was priceless. :rainbowlaugh:)

Also also, duplicate sentence here just before Celestia writes her response:

Spike says that Anon's making it all up to not look like an 'egghead', but I disagree: I just

That must have somehow ended up copied and pasted from Twilight's letter.

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Oh, that's definitely leftover. Edited that out.

I’m curious if you’ll have anon go to Ponyville and the elements won’t even be needed :rainbowlaugh:

Ay, Author. I like it, good story. Keep fighting the good fight. You're awesome.

Look for a mental healthcare professional.

To analyze my dreams...

She puts down her notepad. "I'd say it's lack of sex that's bringing you down."

I went to a whore...

"Y'know what I think it is?" Princess of Love, Mi Amore Cadenza, aka Cadance, aka your employer and good friend, says to you over a hayburger. "I think your life's a bore."

So quit my whining cuz it's bringing her down

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid
A-yeah yeah yeah

Grasping to... Oh, fuck this shit! I’m gonna play a fucking new song, fuck this shit.

Give me a fucking break, one minute left. One minute fucking left. You’re gonna give me one fucking minute? Look at that fucking sign right there — one minute. Let me fucking tell you something, let me tell you something, I’ve been around since fucking 198-fucking-8. And you’re gonna give me one fucking minute? You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me! You’re fucking kidding me, what the fuck! I’m not fucking Justin Bieber, you motherfuckers. You’ve gotta be fucking joking. This is a fucking joke. I got one minute — one minute left. Oh, now I got nothing left. Let me show you what one fucking minute fucking means.

[smashes guitar]

One minute. God fucking love you all. We’ll be back.


lol

for anyone who doesn't get it, it's a reference to Billie Joe's 2012 meltdown at the iHeartRadio music festival, please don't report/ban me for it.

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They totally were.

Glorious fic, keep making more!

*<>* :trollestia: just one minor complication. Just the one! And it'll all be fixed possibly even beneficial in my Grand Master Plan
Silly Anon doesn't even know of my Schemes nor will he Ruin my Plans - maniacal laughing

Some serious action may begin soon. Perhaps we’ll see what Nightmare does when she’s offscreen and not paying much attention to the Mane Six even when she is? :raritywink:

How you dare, degenerate? Hoofholding? What is next? Hugs? How low are you going to go? :flutterrage: (I loved the chapter, specially how luna gets a little shy when he wants to just snuggle and share moment with her :yay:)

Top 10 greatest anime fights that everybody was asking for

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How all anime fights with a female villain should go. :trixieshiftright:

im wheezing and this is exactly what i wanted, thank you dear author

I hope anon doesnt fuck up the saving of his new wife in his attempts to save his wife by fucking her

AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAI-

My preferred way of defeating evil, no elements required

Five days straight on Featured? Damn you're on fire!

I like this story, I like it alot

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