• Published 6th Apr 2025
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Careful What You Dream For - Alex Lobb



Do Anons dream of electric sheep? No, apparently. They dream of moon horses. Needy, clingy, and very sticky moon horses. ...Who may or may not be leaving the moon very soon.

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I'll nip this question in the bud and say humans and horses can't have centaur babies.

But, well, I'll also rule that Anon in Equestria Girls would remain human. So if they both go through a certain mirror, do their thing, then come back...

WTF, you're a chapter-printing MACHINE! I just read the previous chapter about 10 minutes ago, and that one was only put up yesterday (since it's now after midnight here)!
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No centaurs....well, Tirek did look like he was part ape rather than human. How about an equine-style of Satyr, then? From the waist down it's a pony body. From the waist up, it's a human body. Instead of playing a Pan Flute set, he/she has the singing voice of an angel.

"But this is just a fling. I understand some ponies enjoy herding, but I don't particularly feel like sharing your heart, understood?" Luna growls, glaring at you. There's a lot of yandere vibes coming from this moonmare, and you're not sure whether or not to be aroused or scared. Scaroused is probably the right call, here.

Lol, if this fic gets as far as the incident with the return of Nightmare Moon, it'll probably be because she was horny and missed Anon's ministrations and jealous that Luna had him all that time without her rather than actually wanting to take over Equestria again. Heck, if her and him going at it for almost an entire week is any indication it'll probably happen much sooner and with her having a different host.

"Absolutely not."

Absolutely Yes!

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But then Celestia would change their little curse to include doing it with Trixie (or anyone else for that matter) as well.

"AYE AYE, CAPTAI — OOOUUUUGHHH ?!" Trixie immediately starts seeing stars when Anon thrusts into Trixie — and pushing Trixie's hips into Luna, finally completing the hayburger. It takes a moment for Trixie to compose herself, to do anything other than catch Trixie's breath and try not to pass out from pleasure on the spot.

WHEEZE OMG I DID NOT EXPECT THE SPONGEBOB REFRENCE.

"Absolutely not."

LOL. yah hide it in reserve so she doesnt know that happy fun times are still being done... at least until AFTER the noise complaints reach her ears. THEN you send it to her.


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would that make annon also come back as a stalion through the mirror?

Characters, plot, "plot", everything is just- I can't describe how good all of this is!

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man can't you do the reverse thing where he becomes a stallion in EQG and Luna as a lady. that would be very funny and somewhat illegal

Can ponies get pregnant by hyoo-mans? Judging by how sexually active these two are, probably not...

I think it makes more sense that any child they could have would be a pony like the mother, seeing as how there is so much magic in Equestria and Anon is literally from another plane of reality.

Unrelated, you keep mentioning the Mane 6 as lesbians. Is that gonna be part of this story, or are Anon and Luna being mean?

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(Winks at the camera.)

:rainbowderp: next they will collect Chrissy, as a friend?

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Or you become a masochist

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If they do, since Love is food, is Lust like Alcohol?

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Either way a bug gets fed and they get a friend so Celestia will be happy. :rainbowlaugh:

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....im going to guess they arent NOW, but WILL BE from annon conditioning them into the idea.

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Would depend on where the changelings were even hanging out during the first season anyway. (To which I don't think we have a canon answer, so authors can go with pretty much any scenario they like.) This chapter looks to be set just in the wake of "Boast Busters", so their first canon appearance is still a fair bit in the future.

Worked around the rules in but a day. Discord would be proud.

"AYE AYE, CAPTAI — OOOUUUUGHHH?!"

Ow. My sides. They're broken now. I hope you're happy.

Pah! Ptooey! Trixie spits at the memory. Ponyville. More like... uh... Loserville! Yes, the Cunning and Clever Trixie has depicted herself as the strong, clever mare, thus proving her superiority. Still, though, it seems like word travels fast, especially among the countless earth ponies with apple-based Cutie Marks. So Trixie's shows have been... financially under-performing, would be the best way to word it.

"You see Twilight? Trixie drew you as the soy wojak while the Great and Powerful Trixie is the chad!"

"AYE AYE, CAPTAI — OOOUUUUGHHH ?!" Trixie immediately starts seeing stars when Anon thrusts into Trixie — and pushing Trixie's hips into Luna, finally completing the hayburger. It takes a moment for Trixie to compose herself, to do anything other than catch Trixie's breath and try not to pass out from pleasure on the spot.

lmfao god damnit this is great

"Should we write a friendship letter to sister?"

Yes, on cum-stained parchment.

Hilarious and hot lol 😆

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To be fair, twilight did collect them like she was an isekai protagonist

These two are insatiable and funny. Or cute and funny as some communities say.

You are Anon, and you are currently enjoying Pinkie Pie's Emergency Alien And Alicorn Moving In Housewarming Party.

Oh thank Moonbutt! I wasn’t sure there for a minute.

I do hope we see more Trixie and am totally not biased I swear

Before she can start, though, her hips are held in place by the human. "I can't hear yoouuuu..." The human growls in Trixie's ear, sending more chills down her spine.

"AYE AYE, CAPTAI — OOOUUUUGHHH?!"

Fucking hell! xD

My brain just came up with an amusing idea: basically anon and luna fucking while doing mundane things is why Celestia put the spell on anon (doing the dishes? Plap her while it's happening. Boardgame? Clap those cheeks doggy style while spinning the dial to see how many spaces to move.

Basically they WERE doing normal couple things, they are just ALSO hopeless nymphomaniacs. (Luna because she was mind broken by that human cock, him because of adapting to Luna's libido in the dream world turned him into one.)

This story is amazing.

I foresee that Cadance will want in on Luna and Anon's way of making friends! :pinkiecrazy:

So i just realized, everyone is thinking that it was a mistake to not put the spell on luna as well, but what if celly is playing the long game and doing this to get luna open to the concept of herding/sharing/whatever? What if celly wants that anon dick? Maybe she doesn't even know she wants it exept subconsciously rn and she's THAT USED to manipulation?

Can ponies get pregnant by hyoo-mans? Judging by how sexually active these two are, probably not...

Wouldn't be too sure. Luna was probably over a hundred when she was sealed away, so it's entirely possible that she's just out of ammo.


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Heck, if her and him going at it for almost an entire week is any indication it'll probably happen much sooner and with her having a different host.

Comics canon to the rescue! :raritywink:

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12160079
Once again, comics canon comes in. Celestia, having an Anon to make useful, might decide to send him to the volcano she sealed the changelings in...

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Am curious, what fic was it said on? I wanna read it!

12185984
I haven't published, and can't publish on this site because the ponies don't even show up until like 5 arcs in. Sorry!

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K, if you DO publish, let me know via dm or something would you?

"Should we write a friendship letter to sister?"

I kinda want to see that letter lmao

Mitch #34 · May 28th · · ·

Not to rush you or anything but is there a timeline for the next chapter?

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You should probably Watch me on DeviantArt for that; I'm not going to remember some random guy I met in the comments of a clopfic.

do NOT tell sun horse

More updates please 🙏 I love your story

I hope this hasn't lost steam just because it's reached the point of domestication.

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