Hilarious. Interesting to see what these two degenerates get up to for a month in ponyville.

Hey now, don't make it ONLY shock, Anon that's unfair! After all, they both need to learn!

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Yeah. Luna needs to be zapped! Don’t be sexist.

"Both of you are usually so reasonable, I don't know what it is about putting you two in a room that apparently triggers mating season —"

The only thing to solve this is to invite her to a threesome. It's CLEAR that she's never had a human lover.

"Your only other friends are your eternal-teenager boss, my introvert student, and my student's dragon-child assistant. And two of them are permanently out of town." Sunbutt deadpans, and damn, she's got a point. "You two need to go out, touch grass, and make friends. Not sequester yourselves in sweaty codependency!"

None of whom are good at making friends either. They're basically a group of weirdos that get along with each other and few other beings purely because they ARE a bunch of weirdos and eccentrics.

"M-My dearest apologies. Had to see if it worked with — well." Luna cuts herself off smartly, and you sigh as the pain quickly subsides. No magicjobs, either? This is a complete violation of human rights.

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This. Oh well, maybe they can trick Twilight into getting rid of it. From a narrative standpoint now we can move away from them trying to make a new Centaur and instead actually be a couple. It'll be good for the narrative.

Celestia just became a dictator.

Time for an immunity to electricity spell. You don't fight that kind of spell heads-on, you bypass the effects.

This story is golden lol 😆

Curse you, author for forcing plot and character development into your story!

Unless... Are you planning to do e-stim?

"Of course, feel free to be as deviant as you like in your dreams: I can't do much about that. But this will ensure that you two try and build an actual relationship outside of the bedroom, and hopefully make some friends." Celestia nods, clearly satisfied with her work. Ooohhh, she'll pay for this one of these days. You have half a mind to ruin the Grand Galloping Gala once it comes around. With sodomy. And maybe defenestration.

They should totally ruin the gala..... Maybe turn it into an orgy

Also i wonder if Luna has a centaur in her belly yet.

Also it doesn't say anything about pleasing Luna for HER sake (ie eating her out or fondling her tits and whatnot)

Yancey-Hausman Tyrantlestia will pay!

…You have half a mind to ruin the Grand Galloping Gala once it comes around. With sodomy. And maybe defenestration…

It’s, “The Best Night Ever!!”

"In my defense, sister, I had utter faith in Canterlot's architectural robustness, and, errr, its advancements bounding over the course of a millennia —"

https://images.app.goo.gl/YLMJR52bcqRQMLcN9

“Corn Flake’s”

Oh. That’s clever. Well done sir.

Does it cover mutual masterbation?

and it's becoming harder and harder to tell whether those five degrees are in Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin.

An increase of 5 Celsius and an increase of 5 Kelvin would be the same thing. Fortunately, all Anons are precisely intelligent enough to self-identify as idiots so this isn't a criticism of the author.

You have half a mind to ruin the Grand Galloping Gala once it comes around. With sodomy. And maybe defenestration.

Three cheers for having at least one main character who was doing it on purpose. Also the slightly earlier reference to Kellogg thinking that his cereal would be a cure for masturbation (reality is dumber than anything writers make up).

sunbut is just jealous