Do Anons dream of electric sheep? No, apparently. They dream of moon horses. Needy, clingy, and very sticky moon horses. ...Who may or may not be leaving the moon very soon.
WEEEEEEE ARE TYE DREAMPIONSS MY FRIEEEEEEEND AND WEEEEE'LL KEEP ON FUUCKING, TO THE EEEEEND (PA NA NA NAN) WE ARE THE DREAMPIONS WE ARE THE DREAMPIONS NO TIME FOR LOSERS (Celestia) CUZ WEE ARE THE DREAMPIONS OF THE MOOOOOOOOONN
Turning over in her bed and shoving her head under a pillow, Celestia sighs to herself and stares at the featureless moon shining through her window.
: She keeps dispelling my sound barriers, though...
THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK!
: I know Princess Celestia told them to get out of the castle and get some fresh air… but I don’t think hanging around my library was what she had in mind. And she keeps dispelling my sound barriers…
The psycho sister is jealous, hah! XD She's such a glass cannon, is it any wonder she needed the EoH after committing treason multtiple times against Best Princess?
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I know that they've been together for a while now (at least a month). But we don't get to see why they love each other. We know that they lust after each other in a big way (hot). But what makes them have love for each other, other than sharing their kinks?
OH NO!!! I just realized that I am asking for romance with my porn!
12155863 aw, a shame - i liked a lot. exactly why does it not* being DnP on derpi necessitate it being changed, though? you already had the e621 post, so...
12155902 They don't have a good reason, it's a character flaw. In the eternal words of Michael Mouse, It's a surprise tool that help us (write things) later.
Celestia is truly lost on all facets, she get her sister back only for her to ruin her sleep lmao. And she ain't having any horizontal tango since the last century at least.
12156081 I always figured, with the Fandom version of Celestia at the very least, that the mare always crushed the pelvis of any stallion whenever she erroneously decide to be a top. Plus, imagine how many beds she's had to replace every time she's plopped down just by sitting on them, I doubt there's one that can withstand that wannabe mother's impacts during the vertical tango! XD Must be like two anvils crashing down from orbit for any unlucky stallion!!!
I'm betting the medical and funeral bills along with any hush money she's had to pay over the last millennia for all the poor stallions could've been put to better use.
I really thought that at the end Anon would admit that Nightmare Moon control magic didn't work on him at all, and he just followed her orders because he loves her and because, well, he's Anon, it was cool to be a dark knight... for the funny.
WEEEEEEE ARE TYE DREAMPIONSS MY FRIEEEEEEEND
AND WEEEEE'LL KEEP ON FUUCKING, TO THE EEEEEND
(PA NA NA NAN)
WE ARE THE DREAMPIONS
WE ARE THE DREAMPIONS
NO TIME FOR LOSERS (Celestia)
CUZ WEE ARE THE DREAMPIONS
OF THE MOOOOOOOOONN
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After further review, it seems the artist has a do-not-post policy. I'll update the cover art when I have the chance.
Poor Celestia she won't get any sleep for a while now.
Been reading previous chapters and another one drops when I'm finished with previous? Today's a lucky day I guess
Oh, I hope it’s not the end. I kinda want to see how their actual relationship develops.
Good, fun story altogether.
Thanks for sharing, author.
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i genuinely hope we get to see more of them, they're actually so cute together, i love this fic so much
The psycho sister is jealous, hah! XD She's such a glass cannon, is it any wonder she needed the EoH after committing treason multtiple times against Best Princess?
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before you do (or when, or after) replace the cover art, can I get an artist name? I can't seem to find them.
Edit: I forgor you can just have the source attached to the image, I'm an idiot.
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Cassettepunk/@cassettensfw, I found the art on e621.
Oh sleep... hardly knew ye..
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I know that they've been together for a while now (at least a month). But we don't get to see why they love each other.
We know that they lust after each other in a big way (hot). But what makes them have love for each other, other than sharing their kinks?
OH NO!!! I just realized that I am asking for romance with my porn!
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aw, a shame - i liked a lot.
exactly why does it
not* being DnP on derpi necessitate it being changed, though? you already had the e621 post, so...12155929
I try to honor the artist's intent with their work online, is all.
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They don't have a good reason, it's a character flaw. In the eternal words of Michael Mouse, It's a surprise tool that help us (write things) later.
I can't find these kinds of stories sexy, but I do find them very very funny.
*plap plap plap* Get pregnant, get pregnant !
Celestia is truly lost on all facets, she get her sister back only for her to ruin her sleep lmao. And she ain't having any horizontal tango since the last century at least.
Thank you for writing !
Phew, they were almost too cute there, good thing we jump straight back into sex!
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I always figured, with the Fandom version of Celestia at the very least, that the mare always crushed the pelvis of any stallion whenever she erroneously decide to be a top. Plus, imagine how many beds she's had to replace every time she's plopped down just by sitting on them, I doubt there's one that can withstand that wannabe mother's impacts during the vertical tango! XD Must be like two anvils crashing down from orbit for any unlucky stallion!!!
I'm betting the medical and funeral bills along with any hush money she's had to pay over the last millennia for all the poor stallions could've been put to better use.
I really thought that at the end Anon would admit that Nightmare Moon control magic didn't work on him at all, and he just followed her orders because he loves her and because, well, he's Anon, it was cool to be a dark knight... for the funny.
So is that the last chapter or can expect more? It feels like we've only begun to see Celestia suffer. *Insert evil laugh and mustache twirling.*
It's not tell me this song was not playing when this was going on
Apologies about the wait, been trying to block out this next bit over the weekend.
First chapter may include a threesome, but I'm trying to find who to use...
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Updated with new word, thanks.
Book name removed to be more vague. The title isn't important to the plot.
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Twilight
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I cannot imagine it not being either celestial or Cotton's.
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get fucked sun horse hahaha