D'aaaw. That date was just the cutest!

Ironically, I too regularly curse the fact that Luna is not reading a giant book in my arms next to a fire place lol.

Luna's asshole pneumatically sealing itself to capture every wave of baby batter in her prison wallet.

Well, now that's a colorful mental image.

Also, I can't wait for Luna to be cleansed of Nightmare Moon. Celestia standing there smiling, waiting for a hug with open hooves... only for Luna to run straight past her and hug Anon instead.

So will Anon eventually mistake Celestia as Luna's mother while thinking Cadance is the sister Luna talks about?

Tag second person pls

Spike says that Anon's making it all up to not look like an 'egghead', but I disagree: I just

You have a stray repeated line.

Kinks this chapter: anal sex, vaginal fisting, double penetration (vaginal fisting + anal sex), hoofholding.

...hoofholding?!? Okay, that's it, I'm out of here!

(Nah, not really. I do want to see where this goes, and it's nice to see Anon and Luna's relationship go beyond merely bucking each other's brains out. Also, Celestia's reaction was priceless. )

Also also, duplicate sentence here just before Celestia writes her response:

Spike says that Anon's making it all up to not look like an 'egghead', but I disagree: I just

That must have somehow ended up copied and pasted from Twilight's letter.

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Oh, that's definitely leftover. Edited that out.

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Okay.

I’m curious if you’ll have anon go to Ponyville and the elements won’t even be needed

Ay, Author. I like it, good story. Keep fighting the good fight. You're awesome.

*<>* just one minor complication. Just the one! And it'll all be fixed possibly even beneficial in my Grand Master Plan
Silly Anon doesn't even know of my Schemes nor will he Ruin my Plans - maniacal laughing

Some serious action may begin soon. Perhaps we’ll see what Nightmare does when she’s offscreen and not paying much attention to the Mane Six even when she is?

How you dare, degenerate? Hoofholding? What is next? Hugs? How low are you going to go? (I loved the chapter, specially how luna gets a little shy when he wants to just snuggle and share moment with her )

"Why would it keep you company —" Spike starts to ask, as you raise an eyebrow.

Don’t ask just don’t ask and you will not get the answer that will never come out of your head

> Hypothetically, of course, the hole of no return would be perfectly clean and prepped, with liberal amounts of lube applied, yadda yadda, all that, but once you get past the semantics

That isn't what 'semantics' means. Maybe 'logistics', 'prep-work', 'details, 'fiddly bits', 'problems'…

> The source material can be found within the
oldest edition of The Elements of Harmony: A Reference Guide...

Hmmm! In canon, Celestia pointed her toward some unnamed book that is DEFINITELY NOT named Elements of Harmony: a Reference Guide, because she after finishing reading from it, she says "Hmm... Elements of Harmony. I know I've heard of those before... but where?". Based on the information she had from that, she hunts down Predictions and Prophecies. Pinkie found the book you mention here in the Ponyville Library when they were looking for information about them.

So Celestia seems to be taking a more direct approach than in canon. I'm not sure why it would be necessary.

As well as sucking up to the Big White Lady, but you're wise enough to omit the fact that you're doing the horizontal tango with her celestial opposite on a nightly (and afternoon nap-ly) basis.

Surprised he hasn't pieced together that that's the sister Luna was talking about given hes noticed they're celestial opposites lul

"I truly do love thee, Anon," she says, easily, simply, like it's the most natural thing in the world. Holy fuck, your heart's about to explode. It's not fair that she's not real. It's not fucking fair.

"I love you too," you whisper back, wanting so badly to capture this moment and keep it forever.

through the sheer willpower of humanity flowing in your veins

And dream logic. Probably mostly dream logic, if we're being honest. Man, it's going to suck if she turns out to have been real the whole time and tries to do stuff like this to me in reality.

ohhhh maaaannnn, she knowwwwwsss