Do Anons dream of electric sheep? No, apparently. They dream of moon horses. Needy, clingy, and very sticky moon horses. ...Who may or may not be leaving the moon very soon.
Instead, your brain logics out that this is a dream. And you can do whatever you want in a dream, including fucking this horse seven ways to Sunday. As stated before, you're hella pent up, so why not indulge in a wet dream? You need to clean your sheets soon, anyways.
So, as your way of introducing yourself to dream horse, you grab her cheeks and kiss her passionately, heat blossoming on your lips. At first, the moon horse yelps in shock, but instead of fighting it or pulling away, like any rational equine would do in this situation, she just... Melts into the kiss, eyes fluttering shut. Eventually, she folds like wet paper and starts kissing back, and your tongues start writhing in a sloppy French slobber-knocker. Or is it Prench?
Eventually, you both pull away for air (you're not sure why, since again, it's a dream), both panting for breath. You lick your lips. Surprisingly minty. In the meantime, the moon mare combs a lock of her starry mane out of her face..
"Cool," you nod impatiently, before one of your meaty paws gropes Luna's flank, causing her to yelp and blush, "my dream, my rules. Let's get it on like Donkey Kong."
when you should duck your head under the tiny-ass door frames that plague the earth. That sort of stuff.
Oddly enough, most of the doorframes we see are sized appropriately for... we'll say Celestia to give an actual in-universe explanation for the animators forgetting how smol characters would change architecture.
And goddamn, that ass does not quit. You've seen some horse ass in your day, but man, those flanks are thick enough to bounce a quarter off of.
Luna must have the best ass and ass accessories, for the sake of "mooning" puns. ("Ass accessories" in this case means "anything to do with the ass" which includes a multitude of fetishes.
Once I descend to Equestria, I do believe thou shalt be the first I seek to recruit into my daaah-rrrkkk-fooohhhh
"Already in your dark fold, right there."
You hilt yourself pretty easily — this is an equine, after all, so no pride lost for your magnum dong
Someone did the math, and even normal-sized ponies would be slightly larger on average. You will fit in Luna, no questions asked.
Very nice so far.
This is art.
Pretty good so far!
Let hope for a stable update
This is not just peak
It's the peak of the lunar cycle
Not just a simple full moon.
It's a filled moon.
Drake meme:
Cream pie?
Moon pie
0 to 100 right off the bat
BASED😎
I love the memes and references so much bro cause iv already read about some of the other ones bro
Oddly enough, most of the doorframes we see are sized appropriately for... we'll say Celestia to give an actual in-universe explanation for the animators forgetting how smol characters would change architecture.
Luna must have the best ass and ass accessories, for the sake of "mooning" puns. ("Ass accessories" in this case means "anything to do with the ass" which includes a multitude of fetishes.
"Already in your dark fold, right there."
Someone did the math, and even normal-sized ponies would be slightly larger on average. You will fit in Luna, no questions asked.
great start