Dead Weight
The cold air whistled past Rainbow's ears as she pierced her way towards the blue zenith. She gnashed her teeth, her eyes tearing from the steady climb. Her ears twitched to hear the humming fury of the aircraft growing closer and closer behind her.
"Come on... come on..."
She hissed and flapped her wings harder and harder against the knifing tug of gravity.
"Stall, you idiots!" She grunted, glancing forlornly behind her to see the many gliders zeroing in. "Stall! You can't climb forever! You can't—"
The world spun violently.
Rainbow Dash gasped.
Again, the globe spiraled around her. Blood rushed through her head as terrible shivers ran through her entire body.
"Oh no... Goddess, no..." She whimpered, her face covered in an onslaught of sweat. "Why is it always the worst times?! Always... Always the... the..."
She wasn't sure if she was flapping her wings or not anymore. The universe had spun upside down, so that she felt as though she was hurtling straight towards the earth's surface. Everytime she opened her eyes, she caught faint glimpses of blue color before the ruby irises rolled back in their sockets. Soon, a haunting tone bounced between her ears, like a tuning fork had been born inside her skull.
"The worst... absolutely..." Her voice cracked, crumbling off the precipice of a numb. Her limbs drooped as her wings froze in place. "Worst p-pony, I swear..."
With a final gasp, her dizzy body went limp as a noodle, spiraling a million times per second within her own skin.
In reality, Rainbow Dash had become a dead weight, and she was plummeting straight down in the very direction that she had ascended, falling towards a murderous wall of metal pursuers.
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WHAT.
WHAT.
Hey Discord
Rainbow Dash isn't worst pony. Go back where you came from.
Perhaps RD will fall just as the shell gets lobbed at her, it hits her pursuers, and she falls in time to see it all from below.
NOOOO!!!
-DEAL WITH IT.
Of all the worst things that could happen, this is THE. WORST. POSSIBLE. THING!!!
Hmm. Could it be that Discord is actually helping RD escape the shells?
IIIIIt's Dashie's evaluation time!
Ohhh, of course. A dizzy spell. Why did I expect any different?
So, yeah. Not really sure how she'll survive this. She'll probably miss Shell's shells (AAAWWW YYYEEEAAAHHH) as she falls, but what of the gliders? Perhaps she'll fall past them and they won't be able to turn around quickly enough to deal with her. These are my thoughts so far.
-MASH
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It always comes back to discord and his devilish ways. Thanks. We really appreciate your consideration. I hope you enjoy being a shattered statue. I really do.
And why, why do they come at the worst times possible?
Onwards!
There ya go, Murphy's Law in action.
I'm betting that this will somehow help Rainbow Dash in some contrived fashion.
Unconscious Rainboom? Is that a thing? I hope its a thing... Damn Discord and his brain warping powers. Maybe this will somehow activate Dash's shield thing from Whitemane? Or did that run outta juice a while ago? I have a feeling like it did, but I can't remember. For better or worse, onward!
Dissy, you giant ball of pooh. I still love you. But stop doing crap to Dashie or we'll have Whitemane fuck with your dreams.
Blame IC for that.
srsly
2078916 interesting theory. We shall soon see.
No.
No, no. no.
Bloody Discord.
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Worst pony, eh? I wonder who she's talking about . . .
It was obviously a lack of oxygen that did Dashie in
Can't be flyin too high, girl
her hubris nips her in the clit again
5524579 More like Discord did.
Out of all the worst possible things, this....isn't the worst possible thing, but it's on the list.
Dangit, Discord, this is the worst possible time for a chaos attack.
Or, alternately, the best possible time if it's going to cause that incoming long range attack to miss.
i seem to remember someone saying it's a stress reaction...so of course it would happen during a fight.
8540497
I knew this was going too smoothly.
Go home, everybody. The Sonic rainboom has been cancelled!
Apparently the answer to the little cliffhanger was ‘none of the above’. Rainbow Dash neither escaped nor got hit. She’s clearly still in the sights of her pursuers, but she didn’t get hit by the missile either.
Also, nice way to subvert my expectations.