The Xenophile's Guide to Equestria

by archonix

Rainbow Dash Journal Last Entry

18 September

Okay maybe locking him in there was a bad idea. Twilight’s voice really carries, like, 'next-door neighbours waking up to to complain about the moaning' sorta deal. Do we always sound like that? I did not get any sleep last night. AT ALL. Spent the whole night playing cards with Lyra. Mostly. Still nice having somebod somepony else I can spar with. Hope I haven’t been saying that out loud again.

Extra bit

Twilight has bedmane from hell tartarus! She didn’t even notice. Guess Lero must still be asleep in there.

Comments

[archonix]

And this is totally not something I forgot to post last night.

[Speven Dillberg]

Oh-ho, Twi's a screamer?
Did she pick up the RCV, per chance?

[Rainbowblitz]

short but still awesome

[Everestt]

Twilight has bedmane from hell tartarus! She didn’t even notice. Guess Lero must still be asleep in there.

Isn't that a little bit redundant? Just a thought.

[archonix]

1631476 Rushed posting, lack of checking for mistakes.

[Aru]

Well, Lero needs now to go to hospital again. Dehydration can be lethal!

[Loyal2Luna]

keep writing in your journal Rainbow. DO IT FILLY!

[pahnazd]

I swear, Rainbow's journal was the best in terms of comedy so far

[Astarea]

And then they "bucked"... again!

[Wild Zontars]

1631452
Twi wiping her recorder's memory makes much more sense now.

Seriously, this changes the entire tone of the last chapter. You totally did this on purpose. And if you didn't, pretend you did.

[Biker]

That's awesome. Now the last chapter has a much more humorous tone, and I like it much better that way.

[Braininthejar]

Once again it is implied that Lero has a bladder of steel. Another side effect of what he has been through?

[nemryn]

1631476>>1631480
Hell Tartarus is like regular Tartarus, except worse.

[DiscordsAdvocate]

Sounds like they made up...a lot!

[AnonAuthor]

1626898
He also slew the Chimera.

[warpd]

Dang Lero, what did you do to her? Loud enough to wake the dead.

[zanthimos]

saw a post that once said "make up sex is best sex." to which someone replied "that's why i hate getting into arguments with my boss!"

[The Well Dressed Ninja]

I PITY THE FOAL THAT COMMENTS ON TWILIGHT'S HAIR!

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

so this is why they needed a new bed in the study...

((side note I already knew exactly why they needed a new bed))

[Perception Filter]

Oh-ho! SCIENCE!

[Arkaine Deao]

1632101>>1630119>>1628526

Ah. Thanks for clearing that up for me. I may try this recipe out.

[Lord Arcturus]

1632854
Nope.

[Quantum_Shift]

1633812
Bellerophon: Greek hero whose greatest achievement was the taming of the (until then) dangerous and untamable Pegasus.

[Lord Arcturus]

1634306
Ah, I thought it sounded greek. Though I just figured it had more to do with a minor greek god like one of Zeus's many bastard children. Still, I was somewhat close.

[Fizzy Orange]

oh Twilight. I wonder if Lyra and Twilight so stuff on their own while Lero is busy with Raindow?

[Sebbaa]

As the story leaves the storyline of Xenophilia itself, I find it kinda hard to follow.

[Mr Good Cat]

1640267
Doesn't really leave the story too much (if at all). It's more of a continuation. Kinda like Xenophila 2. Probably closer to a 1.5, but yeah.

Also, archonix, you, sir, are a scoundrel. How DARE you forget to upload a chapter that's less than 100 words (insert sarcasm here). Love it though. Definitely adds to the previous chapter with twilight's recorder crystal/daemon/thing. IMO, if you were to move this chapter to the one before it, readers may get more of a connection. Then again, you lose that "Ah HA!" moment when you read this first and then hear twilight talking about the crystal recording redacted info

Also, as far as mistakes go, this is a journal entry, supposedly verbatim from the journal. And it's Rainbow Dash doing the writing, so you KNOW that she'll have grammar and spelling errors all over the place, as well as a ton of stuff crossed out.Now, don't get me wrong, I love RD (I mean, come on. She's 20% Cooler than the next coolest pony!), but let's face it. She's probably not the sharpest knife in the drawer...

[archonix]

1640526 I'm torn between claiming it was a mistake and claiming I did it on purpose. Either way, someone loves me and someone thinks I'm a great big meanie pants.

IMO, rainbow's smart, just not... academic. Maybe she'd improve if she had a dozen different coloured pens to work with, but then she'd risk becoming a designer.

1637619 I never did understand the human obsession thing. I mean, it's cute and funny, but I've seen it go way over the top. However I've developed a nice compromise in my own headcanon. She's obsessed with balance. You'll see what I mean when I post something else I've been working on. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra2.png

1635984 Nice to be appreciated!

1635616 "Diabeetus"

1633173 You know it! dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Rainbow_dealwithit.png

1632375 dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Twilight_Sparkle_lolface.png

And to everyone reading, thanks once again for sticking with me. I know this is a way off the beaten path. I promise there's more fun stuff coming up.

[archonix]

1640875 Fun stuff is fun stuff, whatever it may be.

[WorldWalker128]

1638053
Well, there's more than one way to use your head.
Those horny Unicorns...

[JimboTex]

1640776
True story: my dad actually looks a bit like Wilford Brimley.

[ohmy]

1641410 Delivering PUNishment while being HORNy.

[Hex51]

they made up

[Genesis1212]

Lol make up sex xDD rainbow must have been riled up after hearing twi screaming xD

[Java Joe]

1687646
Ah, you know me too well.

[BigBossAlmighty]

1646210 More like they made out. Wink, wink