Rainbow Dash Journal Entries
Rainbow Dash Journal Entries
18 august 1215
So Twilight asked me to write a few things about Lero and maybe keep a journal about us but I dunno what she really wants me to write in it. I guess I could write about all the awesome stuff we do together and even the, y’know, really awesome stuff but I think she wants to show this to other peop ponies. Totally hanging around Lero too much, I even talk like him now! Weird. Twilight would probably say I’m asimalating his behaviour or something.
Eggheads.
Ponies. People. People. Hands. Oh boy those hands. So. Awesome. Anyway I gotta cut this short, I have work and so much paperwork to do. Lero really helps out with that these days. Those hands again. He can like hold things up like a unicorn would use magic and he can write and talk at the same time too. Maybe I should get him a stipend?
Gotta fly!
20 August
Made soup.
22 August
Lero had run-in with those honey sisters, nothing serious and he totally showed them who was boss. He even climbed a tree to chase Honeybee, how cool is that? Hey we could go sit in a tree together! Gotta ask him about that, I think there’s one on the edge of town with that nice thick branch that nobody ever goes near, we could totally [redacted for sensitive eyes - TS] but getting down after would be kinda hard though.
I hear somepony at the door, gotta go again.
24 August
I hate trees.
25 August
Lero got out of hospital today. Turns out it was just a sprained ankle so they sent him home. Goofy idiot told me he wanted to try again in a bigger tree. Not until he grows wings! Still, now he can’t run away from me tonight so it’s not a total loss. The other girls think he should be left alone to rest, but I know my Lero.
29 August
Lero off to Las Pegasus for some masoos massus belly-rub (whatever) conference for the weekend. Couldn’t afford to take us all, picked Lyra because she’s the newest to the herd and needs some alone time. I love that he wants to give us all equal time but I am so BORED now.
1 September
Applejack came around today with, of all ponies, Braeburn. Total stud, but he seemed kinda uncomfortable. Brae never did have time for a herd in Appleoosa. Maybe Applejack is trying to get him into ours for a bit? Oh boy, explaining that idea to Lero will be fun. From what he told me about his world I get the idea he might be kinda bent about it.
Asked Twi if she got the same thought after they left. She said the ideal herd size for two males was six and she didn’t want to split her time between mates, so I guess I don’t have to worry about it anyway.
3 September
Lero home. Made a sandwich.
17 September
Argument. All of us. I forgot how loud Lero could get. I don’t even remember what started it except it wasn’t me for once. Lero thinks we’re all just stressed out and it’s all feeding back into one another. Twilight’s got herself berr buried in that buck book thing project and maybe that’s part of it too. And maybe I shouldn’t have called her an egghead. Kinda worried it got to her.
It’s not like it’s the first time we argued or anything but it felt really bad. I couldn’t even talk to Twilight about it after because she was still feeling bad about the whole thing and Ler Lyra just gave me one of her weird mystic sayings and then went off to play her harp like nothing had happened. I’m kinda stuck with this journal now.
I gotta do something about this one. Dad always said never let Celestia set her sun on anarugment an argument and I guess he knew what he was talking about. Maybe I can talk the princess into
Twilight just came in and said it was her fault and she’s sorry. I don’t get it. I thought I know I said something. It’s always me, right? I’m gonna talk to her.
Okay so Twilight is being a total
NO NO NO she’s great, I’m just
she thinks we want her out of the herd! Why would we want her out of the herd? Lero and Lyro Lyra went out for dinner and I figured Twilight needed space to work so we all went out. And I guess we did it enough that she thought we were trying to iser isal isolate her, and because Lero went along with it she thought he was cutting her off. She never even toled told me! I’m like her best friend!
Lero is totally clueless again. He has no idea how to play this one so I had to tell him to go and spend time with her and not me or Lyra at all. I had to kick him into Twilight’s study and lock the door for Luna’s sake! Lyr and me, we can hang, we’ll go listen to music or something or maybe she can give me a refresher on some of that Still Way stuff. Just so long as she doesn’t try and get me meditating again.
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Yes, the tone looks like exactly how Rainbow would write
It's hard for me to decide which of these had me laughing more. Both were funny enough that I had to stop reading for a minute or so. And I'd like to know what, exactly, a belly-rub conference would be. It sounds adorable.
Damn trees.
Poor twilight!!!
yeah I think this is exactly something that would boil to a head if a human was part of an equestrian herd. it would make for some difficulties when lero tries to divide his time between work, and human style socializing between 3 mares. I barely have time for myself these days let alone other people. No freakin clue how he would be able to pull off 3 ladies AND work..... 
Totally thought that the struck through part said poop for a little while.
It's like Dash herself wrote this.
GREAT job on this chapter! Once again, totally felt like she was in character the whole time! Awesome!
1627012 glad im not the only one
Some of those didn't look intentional; did you just leave in your own typos? :P
Oh dear Dash your writing. If you want to mess around in a tree try to get a big one.
A second male might be way too much for Lero.
As far as the main story I've been into at the moment (Lero and Rainbow dating Twilight) it seems like this story is mostly about Rainbow Dash than Lero. I wonder as of this post will I have to follow Lero as he goes to the conference with Lyra or will we be stuck with Rainbow Dash and her boredom?
(Please no one answer this question in the next 2 weeks of this post).
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No TV or Internet... nuff said.
I love when my terrible gutter-mind ideas, in the doc, get you to make changes
Maybe we should call her "Rainbow Crash"
I mean yeah, Fluttershy makes a great tree, but if you're gonna have sex, a larger surface is required.
1629661
I did not pick that up until now.
1627642 seriously
Spells book buek
You get a F Dash
I believe I speak for all Lyra fans when I say this:
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me either.
Yup, that's something to write about, alright.
XP entertaining chapter xD and dash seems to be in character as she writes which is good xP many parts that made me totally lol xD
Lysdexic Wainbor is bset Wainbor
A more personal look into their 'married life', showing that everything is not always happy harmony. That was nice. Makes it all feel more natural, too
To be honest, it kind of bugs me how you write Rainbow. I highly doubt, for one thing, that she wouldn't know how to spell the word "told". I learned that one before Kindergarten, and unless you make a chapter saying learning to write basic vocabulary is some sort of privilege for the nobility in Equestria, this seems like an extreme case of Flanderization.
4030763 I think it's more likely that she's just making mistakes rather than actually misspelling words. Mouth-writing and all that, which she doesn't like. Probably just scratching out or ignoring botched phrases.